Gizzi Erskine #3 Upper-middle class wellness equivalent of a MDMA bender in Magaluf

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Likely part of her plan for the 'article' - release a bunch of easily photoshopped poses in the hope that somebody will do the obvious with them, so she can be all distressed and shocked for the media.

 

[Tabitha D]

 

[really_whythough]

Less self involved?! Might wanna macro dose there Gizzi.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Ha ha admitting she’s normally bang on the gear

 

[Tabitha D]

One person’s amazing dinner party experience is another person’s (OK mine) worst nightmare.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Did mushrooms once, bleeping terrible experience, you couldn’t pay me enough to try again, never mind in front of a load of randoms at a dinner party.

 

[blurstoftimes]

i have to say i love mushrooms but someone like Gizzi is absolutely guaranteed to suck the fun out of my high

 

[Django]

The last time I went into River Island was probably about 20 years ago but wtf are they doing using Gizzi for paid ads?

 

[Tabitha D]

That is quite an unforgiving fabric. And cut.

 

[Suzieawks]

"I'm now looking so sexy that my sausage squirts"

She has to be trolling us surely...

 

[donutwitch]

Absolutely no dignity, just desperate

 

[matchakitkat]

"I'm now looking so sexy that my sausage squirts"
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She has to be trolling us surely...

That jizzy sausage

 

[really_whythough]

Fine, have your melty “hilarious” mushroomed up dinner parties, but spare us the details.

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Jizzi Erskinless sausage

 

[Weezaweeza]

"I'm now looking so sexy that my sausage squirts"
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She has to be trolling us surely...

So embarrassing

 

[Tabitha D]

Desperation is never sexy.
Squeezed into an unflattering dress, dead-eyed, tongue out, cramming a dribbling sausage into her gaping maw. That’s not really going to get “the boys” going, is it.

 

[ekl2000]

posting pics of herself in a leather mini dress 9 years ago. What exactly is she achieving by doing this? ‘Look guys I’m so hot…. Ahem last decade ahem’

 

[Showmethemoonie]

posting pics of herself in a leather mini dress 9 years ago. What exactly is she achieving by doing this? ‘Look guys I’m so hot…. Ahem last decade ahem’

are we really supposed to believe she’s not had her lips done after posting that throwback?

 

[eppingforestbambi]

Somebody’s been on Wikipedia
Did a 5 year old write this

 

[matchakitkat]

Somebody’s been on Wikipedia
Did a 5 year old write this
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Very school project energy