Father of Daughters #54 Delivering bargain basement content both literally and figuratively

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I do usually pack more than my partner…so what? Who even cares, what boring content!

As for his latest ‘ad’ can somebody please tell me what he’s advertising? If you click on the link it just takes you to multiple platforms you can choose to watch the Lightyear film. Is he working for Pixar all of a sudden? Or is he just pretending he’s got an ad (again)

I watched it when I’d had a glass of wine last night and thought I was missing something but still doesn’t make sense this morning!
 
The sad thing is- women often pack more cause they still do the lions share of the organising and caring. Especially in a family with children? Even if that’s not the case with her specifically, if he was aware as he claims to be about stereotyping and how that forces women to be seen as lesser then he would completely avoid making any of these comments?

He doesn’t need to use ‘I don’t pack much’ to show off how little he cares about his appearance. He could genuinely pass as a 65 year old bloke looking after his grandkids. He should try and squeeze a few eye masks in that case to try and undo the damage his tit and stressful life has done to his face 🥴 It’s fine to not be bothered about how you look but don’t insult people who do? He’s dishing out insults to his wife for caring about her appearance whilst he’s strutting about with a face like a bleeping flip flop
 
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The latest instalment of FOD's book is about bringing babies home from the hospital.

"I checked my mirrors every few seconds and changed gears so smoothly that a cat in silk pyjamas playing a saxophone would have had to congratulate me on my smoothness."

OK then.

He says he struggled to fit the car seat on the morning of his eldest being discharged from hospital, and when they had the twins he'd forgotten to get a second car seat and sounds like only one of the twins was in a car seat on way home.

Several pages dedicated to "the onslaught of visitors" and being knee-deep in gifts, flowers, babygros, food. All with a definite air of entitlement and taking it for granted. So popular that apparently even someone they didn't know knocked the door to visit and he let them in while Clemmie was tandem breastfeeding (we believe you).
 
Axatogrind said:
His hollow words about men's mental health, crying in the car park, talking about gendered assumptions, desperately trying to show a "woke" side, but meanwhile being a part of the problem again and again with posts like this one.
  • The heavy suitcase in your hallway isn't a #WOMENSPACKING thing, it is a Clemmie thing.
  • The 10 kilo cosmetic bag in Clemmie's case isn't a #WOMENSPACKING thing, it is a Clemmie thing.
Some women pack in a similar way to Clemmie. Some pack even more. Some travel with light hand baggage only. Some pack no cosmetics at all. Most will probably fall somewhere between the extremes. Breaking news! Women are all different.

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EXACTLY this!

We are a family of 4. We always book our flights independently and refuse to pay baggage so we take a cabin case each. We've learned to pack light. We've also learned that you tend to live in the same couple of favourite outfits all week anyway.

I don't own cosmetics outside of shampoo/conditioner/shower gel/toothpaste. In fact, it's a running joke that when I fly with my best friend, she dumps a load of her cosmetics in my clear bag as I've always got loads of room. Her cosmetics are a mystery to me. Look! All women are different!
 
Gross.

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Mmmmmm said:
It is official FOD has no brain cell! And he is definitely not an author either with this kind of appalling writing and content...🤦🤦🤦Hope you didn't waste too much money when you bought his "book"?!...😂
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I got both their books for about £3 each from a used books place. Curiosity just got the better of me! We see all the crap they publish online and I wondered if the books were more of the same, so I thought I'd buy them and share some excerpts on here.

You'd think with the controls of a publishing house there would be higher standards than a disappearing instagram story, but Clemmie's book was shocking in its narrow mindedness and seemed thrown together in a hurry. Simon's is all over the place so far and I'm still not sure who he was aiming for in terms of audience, other than himself 😜
 
Begyourpardon said:
I unfollowed FOD a year or two ago, when he came back from an Instabreak - possibly after Axagate?! - and just got a suggested post of his so revisited and have now just enjoyed the 18 pages here.
I’m sure when he came back he stopped showing the twins’ faces (& had already stopped showing the older ones’?) - what happened to that?!
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It was just the twins being shown for a while. M’s eyes or fringe only.

A appeared again when her film needed a shout-out. Disappeared after one of her insta stories was talked about here.

M got diagnosed which sadly is good content in the name of raising awareness. I always got the impression she tried the hardest to please him.
 
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