Elle Florence Lecocq #11 Duchess of Bainbridge

Which sentence below perfectly describes Eleanor Lecocq in 2021?

  • Jane Losten: The Tale of Elle in her 30's

  • Spreads em wide to be a bride!

  • "Munt to munt" with many men

  • The snake of Seattle


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I definitely feel like if she manages to get another proposal soon, it would have to be with an older guy who is ready to settle down. I feel like for some people once they are ready to settle down and have kids they just propose to the next person who shows interest in that. Not that it will make a lasting relationship... but we'll get our wedding! I hope she goes all out on sharing the planning next time. People love that kind of content she might get a boost in viewers.
 
I definitely feel like if she manages to get another proposal soon, it would have to be with an older guy who is ready to settle down. I feel like for some people once they are ready to settle down and have kids they just propose to the next person who shows interest in that. Not that it will make a lasting relationship... but we'll get our wedding! I hope she goes all out on sharing the planning next time. People love that kind of content she might get a boost in viewers.
She’s been dating so much older since Joe. We had special someone single dad and divorced Dicky, and one of the Seattle tattlers’ friend who matched with her was also older. She needs to be married as soon as possible and I can definitely see her going for someone 40+. Plus, her one doll friend living in the waterfront house married a man more than 20 years older than her so it’s not exactly something that’s unheard of in Eleanor Lecocq’s social circle.
 
I have no idea who Nigella is, so I googled her — I still have no idea who she is. She must be popular in the UK and Canada. Am I the only American on this thread who isn’t familiar with her?

I find her so annoying. Sexual overtones to her cooking. Always licking something. Eating right before bed, right out of a crock. I know it's her "thing" and what made her famous but I don't like it. On a positive note, here recipes are pretty good. I made her sticky toffee pudding for Christmas and it was amazing! I just don't like the tone of her shows I guess.


I get cave woman vibes from this photo.
 
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I definitely feel like if she manages to get another proposal soon, it would have to be with an older guy who is ready to settle down. I feel like for some people once they are ready to settle down and have kids they just propose to the next person who shows interest in that.
It's like that quote from Sex and the City about how men 'turn their light on' once they're ready to settle down and the next woman they meet is the one they marry (e.g. Harry and Meghan). Elle needs a man who's turned his light on. For her purposes, she's too old to be faffing about with randomers on Tinder.
 
It's like that quote from Sex and the City about how men 'turn their light on' once they're ready to settle down and the next woman they meet is the one they marry (e.g. Harry and Meghan). Elle needs a man who's turned his light on. For her purposes, she's too old to be faffing about with randomers on Tinder.
Luckily for Elle, I don’t think she really cares about how compatible she actually is with the guy or how attractive he even is so this strategy works for her purposes. As long as he’s willing to commit and has some money, she seems happy.
 
Oh FFS... I haven't seen my mother since October 2020 and this idiot not only kept commuting back and forth between Seattle and Bainbridge, but also went on a ski trip and now she's in Hawaii?! People like her deserve to catch covid.

I wonder if the lack of content posting is because she's laying her derangement and shopaholism low and hiding it from Mr Next. As long as he doesn't know what a freak she is, she has a chance of roping him in for good.
As to the proposal, I personally don't know anyone who got engaged to their partner after less than a year of being together. If a man is considering proposing to Smelle at this point, he must be as crazy and desperate as she is (cue Rickets).
 
I find her so annoying. Sexual overtones to her cooking. Always licking something. Eating right before bed, right out of a crock. I know it's her "thing" and what made her famous but I don't like it. On a positive note, here recipes are pretty good. I made her sticky toffee pudding for Christmas and it was amazing! I just don't like the tone of her shows I guess.



I get cave woman vibes from this photo.
The humidity is not her friend.
 

Looking far into the distance at nothing in particular with a smirk makes her look deranged (as someone here said). And especially nuts with crossed eyes too. 🤪🤣 It’s her go to look. And in this pic her hair is a mess so that makes her look really unhinged. If I saw her I would cross the street as I do when I see deranged people and get concerned for my safety. 😲 I had this happen just last week when I had to go downtown to a big city and I had to watch my back. I wonder why she thinks that it’s an ideal pose for pics and fashion shoots. So strange.
 
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No wonder she didn't post that crazy-eyed picture on her actual IG feed; she's giving off real middle-aged Eat Pray Love vibes there!

Catching up on her latest cooking video and I have to say her continual lack of effort is so disappointing. It's 2021; what kind of cooking video doesn't have some nice close-up food porn shots on a nice plate? Instead she puts sour cream on the cutting board and eats off it like a barbarian 🤯she exerts no creativity or standard video production competence. I'm sure 13-year-olds on tiktok are making more compelling cooking content.

And y'all are right that the lighting in her kitchen is unflattering; she needs to get a ring light and a microphone. It's like she doesn't even care! How does she edit her videos and think that her mumbling is in any way discernible 🙄

LOL she says she didn't expect the Organic Valley FAYta cheese to be very good because it's not an Italian brand...EYE ROLL
 
No wonder she didn't post that crazy-eyed picture on her actual IG feed; she's giving off real middle-aged Eat Pray Love vibes there!

Catching up on her latest cooking video and I have to say her continual lack of effort is so disappointing. It's 2021; what kind of cooking video doesn't have some nice close-up food porn shots on a nice plate? Instead she puts sour cream on the cutting board and eats off it like a barbarian 🤯she exerts no creativity or standard video production competence. I'm sure 13-year-olds on tiktok are making more compelling cooking content.

And y'all are right that the lighting in her kitchen is unflattering; she needs to get a ring light and a microphone. It's like she doesn't even care! How does she edit her videos and think that her mumbling is in any way discernible 🙄

LOL she says she didn't expect the Organic Valley FAYta cheese to be very good because it's not an Italian brand...EYE ROLL
agreed the lighting was doing her no favors, at least no 1,2,3's
 
I wonder if the lack of content posting is because she's laying her derangement and shopaholism low and hiding it from Mr Next. As long as he doesn't know what a freak she is, she has a chance of roping him in for good.
How could anybody not know about her derangement and shopaholism? Its like all over youtube. I cannot imagine anyone watching any of her videos and not come away with a sense of what a basket (brand new designer basket mind you) case she is?
 
Looking far into the distance at nothing in particular with a smirk makes her look deranged (as someone here said). And especially nuts with crossed eyes too. 🤪🤣 It’s her go to look. And in this pic her hair is a mess so that makes her look really unhinged. If I saw her I would cross the street as I do when I see deranged people and get concerned for my safety. 😲 I had this happen just last week when I had to go downtown to a big city and I had to watch my back. I wonder why she thinks that it’s an ideal pose for pics and fashion shoots. So strange.
She think she looks mysterious
 
its part of her playbook- show him mummy’s “holiday retreat in Hawaii” to get him to want to marry in... 🙄🙄🙄 if that guy reads here (or any of his friends) that is THE CUE TO LEAVE!!!! 🏃‍♂️
Didn't she do this with Joe? She must really be serious with this guy!

Here's a few more of her shots. By her comments, she's into drinks and spreading her germs around! I doubt we'll see any details on quarantine procedure like the commenter at the end asked about.
 

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Gosh Elle.

I mean no, she's not as cute as she was int he Joe era, but even for her current 'Ginette in a wig' looks this is a particularly bad picture. It looks like someone make one of those exagerated foam rubber cartoon puppets of her and took a picture of it.

Sure every single person here has had a camera grab an unfortunate picture with us looking this bad, but most people delete those pics instead of uploading them to instagram. Maybe it's a still from a little video from stories?

She isn't afraid to get on long airplane flights or go out to eat. Elle, go get your hair fixed. Covid is only an excuse for that kind of hair if you're taking all the precautions . . .
 
No wonder she didn't post that crazy-eyed picture on her actual IG feed; she's giving off real middle-aged Eat Pray Love vibes there!

Catching up on her latest cooking video and I have to say her continual lack of effort is so disappointing. It's 2021; what kind of cooking video doesn't have some nice close-up food porn shots on a nice plate? Instead she puts sour cream on the cutting board and eats off it like a barbarian 🤯she exerts no creativity or standard video production competence. I'm sure 13-year-olds on tiktok are making more compelling cooking content.

And y'all are right that the lighting in her kitchen is unflattering; she needs to get a ring light and a microphone. It's like she doesn't even care! How does she edit her videos and think that her mumbling is in any way discernible 🙄

LOL she says she didn't expect the Organic Valley FAYta cheese to be very good because it's not an Italian brand...EYE ROLL

Feta is Greek though... What is she on about?
 
Wouldn't it be nice if she found a well off guy in Hawaii. Then she could move there permanently. The cats can get their vaccines & do the quarantine etc..... She could start the new line of pearl cat collars & make matching harnesses too so she can walk them on the beach. They would love that!!!!
If she is super lucky the new guys home will have a granny flat extension for Mammy G.
Come on Elle, you can manifest it! We believe in you X
You know, I like the idea of pearl cat collars! So luxxxthe, yuu guyths! 😉 I can picture it now! Smelle strolling on the HAWAIIAN beach at sunset...pausing, demurely, for her tripod to take what she deems to be the photo that will BAG A GUY FOREVERRRRR!!
But that would require our Dutchess to put in more than the bare minimum of effort on her cats. Putting a collar on a cat when she wouldn't even provide them with a scratching post?? Taking a cat for a walk when she won't even wash a silpat mat?? We all know that won't happen.

Too bad, so sad. I guess all the money she could have made will be lost forever due to her laziness (prove me wrong, Elle!).

The humidity is not her friend.
Sexual bed head is not her friend 😉
 
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Yeah, I would never be able to cook in her kitchen. She has ample counter space but she leaves so much on the counter and leaves no room to cook easily. There is NO reason to leave all three pots on the stove top; she’s just showing off. LeCreuset pots may be expensive (Smeg too 🙄) but they are not so expensive to the point that showing them off makes you a more impressive human being. I have lecreuset pots but I keep them in the pantry, cabinets because they take up much damn space and frankly I don’t use them everyday! Her stupid idea that buying expensive things and showing them off makes you a superior/better human being is one of many reasons I have stopped watching her, supporting her.

she’s such an insufferable human being!!

She’s also single and lives alone. There’s no need for all that Le Cruset. One Dutch oven is all she needs.

She has this weird way about her where she’s unhygienic in regards to food prep, but she also tears into things. She tries to convey this delicate, feminine aesthetic, but she’s so brute-y especially when she tears into things.

So great to see an “influencer” completely disregard travel recommendations during a global pandemic to go to an island that was pleading mainlanders to not come.
 
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As long as he’s willing to commit and has some money, she seems happy.
This is the spectrum she needs to find the sweet spot in. Not gonna be easy.

Too much money and he is going to have other, better options and drop her when one comes his way (like when she tried with Chris). Too willing to commit, and he's going to have no money (like when she tried with Rick).

She needs to give on both ends. She needs to lower her asking price for shopping allowance and be willing to spend a couple years letting any man with common sense get to know her before trying to marry him. I don't think she'll find that sweet spot though. If she does it will be pretty amazing.

Best case (for her) she brought the guy she moved out to Bainbridge for to Hawaii and they are already in a real relationship. In a year or so he'll get sick of her shit or a better option will come along and we'll get another home tour video of yet another bachelorette apartment.

Worst case, he is close to proposing. He will do so, then because he moved too fast, he will realize her shopping appetite far outpaces his money after she has been pasting her wedding planning all over social media and the whole thing will implode like Rick. She'll be sitting there single at 35 with two broken engagements under her belt that thousands of people she doesn't even know got to witness.
 
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