lilykestrel
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He nearly took out that little kid he swam backwards into in the sea swimming video. Then he'd be at 99 successful rescues (I feel like you should have one taken off for each kid you nearly drown)
Shame he realised now, a bit of Border Force content wherever he's off to would have been good for the Mums.
I hope this guy sues his employer's ass off over this. What an appalling thing to do.I thought this was about him for a sec but then I remembered he has no workmates and he doesn't actually climb mountains
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So he’s got his visa and is going to India. The stupid secrecy is tiresome Paul. But he wants his “team” to guess.
Assuming he’s heading for Mumbai:
If he goes tomorrow he will be stupid as the flight includes 2 layovers - one in Istanbul and one in Saudi Arabia. Cost = £250. Imagine the drama content he will be able to manage with that one though ! For this reason I’m convinced this is what he’ll do. He can’t find his gate guys! He’s going to miss his flight guys! He doesn’t know where baggage collection is guys! He’s worried they won’t accept his visa guys! And repeat. You get the gist.
If he is sensible, actually researches his trip on a basic level and plans ahead he could and should go on Saturday. Just one layover in Saudi Arabia and cheaper too. Cost = £224. Part of me thinks he’ll go for this as it’s cheaper and he’s a stingy get but the sheer drama and content opportunities from going tomorrow will sway it I reckon. He’s already hinting at the drama to come on his latest video by saying he doesn’t know how long it’ll take him to get there, there’s a good chance it’ll take him about 3 flights.
I think he’ll hate India. I don’t think he’ll like the crowds, smells and his toddler tastebuds will go into meltdown at the food.
Over to you Paul…
Omfg, he’s just posted a video of him trying BRISKET for the first time and he could barely handle it.
And then I watched the video of him saying he’s lost his 5th set of air pods and he’s loses his bank card loads… he is an actual toddler.
He really must have some sort of learning or developmental disability and I don’t mean this as an insult to people with LD or divergence at all. So apologies for the wording.
Omfg, he’s just posted a video of him trying BRISKET for the first time and he could barely handle it.
And then I watched the video of him saying he’s lost his 5th set of air pods and he’s loses his bank card loads… he is an actual toddler.
He really must have some sort of learning or developmental disability and I don’t mean this as an insult to people with LD or divergence at all. So apologies for the wording.
The above pic lead me to this old YouTube account:
he said in a recent video he has ADHD, which tracks
Has it been confirmed it’s Mumbai?I've not been to Mumbai but having sat through the audiobook of Shantaram I'm probably more prepared for what a tit show this will be than Paul.