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He’s only 30
lilykestrel said:
Amazing how he managed to do 100 successful water rescues when he was also managing pools (plural) and gyms (plural), all in his early to mid twenties. He needs Pride of Britain, OBE and that award they give to kids who save people's lives.
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Im honestly baffled. Was he working with kids who were thrown armbandless into the deep end? The maths ain’t mathing with these numbers.
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He’s so humble.
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Also saw a post from 2022 asking if anyone wants to train to climb mount Everest with him. 😂
 

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lilykestrel said:
Did he say wartorn or did I dream that? Could be Western Sahara. That said, Google Lens told me it was risotto, so maybe he's off to the war torn Amalfi Coast
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Yeah he did! It was a dangerous country as it's war torn, not mentioned the war bit since though!

He's been delayed though as the tit hasn't got a visa, even though he claimed to have been sorting that out over a week ago!
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
Morocco?

Eta -
Google says Tunisia. But also Morocco and Algeria.





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Apparently he's using it in his latest TikTok.

I thought his GoPro was a drone so ignore my post a few pages back 🙈
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Ah yes but did you hear him? He said “I’m gonna take the GO PRO in guys, hopefully the GO Pro is waterproof” then says to his “friend” “do you reckon this works underwater?” Which means either a) it’s not his or b) he’s just got it and has no idea what its features are ie one of the main ones being they’re waterproof! He definitely hasn’t had one this whole time.

What a duck on he made about taking a dip in the sea, absolute fanny - “It’s crazy! It’s mad! Someone’s touching him! It’s mad! This is mad! He needs armbands! Jesus Christ! This is insane! He can’t breathe! Oh no! Someone send help! Someone send help! So much salt water! (Pa ha ha yes you’re in the sea you melt) This is crazy! This is crazy! He’s been stung! Absolute madness! Absolute madness! This is absolutely insane! They’ve made it back to shore! Crazy adventure on the beach!”


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I feel these need to be side by side to demonstrate his utter hypocrisy and contradiction!
 

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Cloffsandtings said:
Ah yes but did you hear him? He said “I’m gonna take the GO PRO in guys, hopefully the GO Pro is waterproof” then says to his “friend” “do you reckon this works underwater?” Which means either a) it’s not his or b) he’s just got it and has no idea what its features are ie one of the main ones being they’re waterproof! He definitely hasn’t had one this whole time.

What a duck on he made about taking a dip in the sea, absolute fanny - “It’s crazy! It’s mad! Someone’s touching him! It’s mad! This is mad! He needs armbands! Jesus Christ! This is insane! He can’t breathe! Oh no! Someone send help! Someone send help! So much salt water! (Pa ha ha yes you’re in the sea you melt) This is crazy! This is crazy! He’s been stung! Absolute madness! Absolute madness! This is absolutely insane! They’ve made it back to shore! Crazy adventure on the beach!”


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I feel these need to be side by side to demonstrate his utter hypocrisy and contradiction!
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He needs a care in the community worker with him.
 
The man who barely uses TikTok has been uploading a few videos.

Paul has been 'back where he belongs' in the gym with his friend from the hotel. Had a pop bottle full of preworkout, did "a bit of back, a bit of biceps, a bit of triceps, and a bit of chest, which is absolutely crazy, normally you do like split training so you do like chests and triceps, back and biceps, or legs, and I've just done like whole body, and I actually feel like I'm gonna vomit, I can't lie guys, I actually feel like I'm gonna throw up all over the gym floor, madness" [You didn't do whole body if you didn't do legs? Probably feeling sick cos you downed 500ml of fluoro pink preworkout]



Visa troubles. Did a complex visa application at 11 o'clock at night. Messed up the application. Has to do it again. Will have a few yoghurts and some coffee and then get started. Then he's going to do some work 'with his team'.



Some guff about making friends on hol I can't be arsed to watch

Travel is very cheap, actually. It's because people in the UK book package holidays like Thomas Cook or Tui. It's very cheap to travel. Most flights he catches 'are twenty pound'.
Paul has some very novel tips for travelling on the cheap
  • shop for your food at the supermarket, it's the best thing you can do, don't eat out, at a restaurant you have to pay for them to cook it, prepare it and to be served to you. You have to cover the expense of the waiters
  • Hotels - Booking you are paying double, triple the actual amount it costs to book the hotel directly. Paul's top tip is to wait until he's in an area and go straight to the hotel and book it directly.
  • Use public transport, don't go in taxis. Paul's top tip, never get in a taxi without them putting the meter on. You'll save money if you use buses.
Seems to have missed the idea that most people want to go on holiday to have a nice, relaxing time at a place that is nicer than their house and get a break from the daily drudgery of cooking meals for yourself. And maybe try a bit of the local cuisine cooked by a professional and not just subsist off yoghurt. But each to their own.

 
So as well as being a lifeguard and performing “100 water rescues - all successful” and a lifeguard trainer, he’s also apparently been a manager of gyms and swimming pools and a personal trainer! He really is a real life Walter Mitty isn’t he?!
Why has he suddenly started to refer to himself in the third person as “ya boy” 🥴🥴🥴
 

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Cloffsandtings said:
So as well as being a lifeguard and performing “100 water rescues - all successful” and a lifeguard trainer, he’s also apparently been a manager of gyms and swimming pools and a personal trainer! He really is a real life Walter Mitty isn’t he?!
Why has he suddenly started to refer to himself in the third person as “ya boy” 🥴🥴🥴
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It doesn't count as being a 'personal trainer' if the person you are training is yourself, Paul
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also his form there and his form on the vid is not terrible but certainly not optimal :unsure:
 
It's been a busy old day on the TikTok today

Paul goes to the supermarket and talks about the struggles of being a fussy eater. He has to ask the shop assistants if there are cheese in the sandwiches. Madness because he doesn't get a basket and nearly drops everything. He *only* spent a fiver (on a sandwich, two yoghurts and a sugar free red bull).
[You would think our intrepid explorer would have worked out that you can *learn the language* of the places you are going to, or at least work out enough so that you can pick out the words for the things you want to avoid/get.]
[Spending the equivalent of a fiver on a pre-packed sandwich and yoghurt isn't a particularly cost-effective or thrifty way to feed yourself lol, giving it all the Martin Lewis earlier]


Paul has been struggling with procrastination. He hasn't applied for his visa. Has anybody got any tips? He's going to sleep for a couple of hours and then he'll catch up on our tips for being productive when he wakes up.

 
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