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lilykestrel
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Does two fingers of the back of the hand mean the same as in the UK?
Scotch Mist
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I went to India in the nineties and nowhere served beef. Food is mainly vegetarian and the only meat I saw served was lamb.
lilykestrel
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Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'm really looking forward to seeing the small amount of what can be observed of Mumbai behind Paul's head and learning the sum total of nothing about Maharashtrian culture
Mycatismad
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I bet it’ll be “absolute madness guys!!!”
elevatordomino
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What’s he going to eat when he realises he can’t get hold of a beef burger
charlied0106
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If a cab ride qualifies as 'making friends' I made 4 new friends yesterday! I mean, I don't know anything about them, their name, age, or family. Hell I don't even have contact info for them. But they're my friends guys!
lilykestrel
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Marmalade Atkins
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With chips, of course.
And I'm surprised he eats vegetables.
Thank you for all the Facebook updates!
And I'm surprised he eats vegetables.
Thank you for all the Facebook updates!
yogiessexdubs
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Shame he isn’t spending more time in Saudi, they will chew him up & spit him out!
lilykestrel
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I'm mortified if the beeper goes off and I get a pat down, even if it's probably random half the time and I've not done anything wrong. Armed guard escorting me through the airport? I would simply combust with shame.
Cloffsandtings
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Saudi “privately escorted him on a bus privately” because he hadn’t sorted out a visa prior to travelling. He’s an idiot. It’s like he’s trying to make out he’s a celebrity getting special treatment! You didn’t adhere to basic travel requirements Paul, you’re a security risk not a foreign diplomat.
Also him saying it’s a “great place” and he “looks forward to revisiting”. What - the airport? That you didn’t leave? You didn’t see any of Saudi Arabia!
No mention of the vaccinations so I don’t think he ended up getting them = hello stomach cramps and uncontrollable diarrhoea
Ge did make sure to show us the Go pro he stole off Adam though to prove he does actually now have one
Someone needs to tell him they’re action cameras to capture a ‘point of view’ - not for his stupid whoville head!
Also him saying it’s a “great place” and he “looks forward to revisiting”. What - the airport? That you didn’t leave? You didn’t see any of Saudi Arabia!
No mention of the vaccinations so I don’t think he ended up getting them = hello stomach cramps and uncontrollable diarrhoea
Ge did make sure to show us the Go pro he stole off Adam though to prove he does actually now have one
Someone needs to tell him they’re action cameras to capture a ‘point of view’ - not for his stupid whoville head!Attachments
lilykestrel
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Saudi “privately escorted him on a bus privately” because he hadn’t sorted out a visa prior to travelling. He’s an idiot. It’s like he’s trying to make out he’s a celebrity getting special treatment! You didn’t adhere to basic travel requirements Paul, you’re a security risk not a foreign diplomat.
Also him saying it’s a “great place” and he “looks forward to revisiting”. What - the airport? That you didn’t leave? You didn’t see any of Saudi Arabia!
No mention of the vaccinations so I don’t think he ended up getting them = hello stomach cramps and uncontrollable diarrhoea
Ge did make sure to show us the Go pro he stole off Adam though to prove he does actually now have one
"The armed transport police were really lovely guys, really great guys, absolutely amazing. Ones into mountain climbing and is going to fix me up with the Saudi mountain rescue. Absolutely amazing"
In Egypt, the armed transport police in the airport were carrying duck off rifles and were terrifying looking (not helped by them generally being a very jovial people who like to duck with you with fake out humour as they check your papers, so you're like I think you're joking Mr Armed Officer but I don't want to laugh because you might not be and you've got a duck off firearm on your hip), I'm guessing the Saudi ones were a similar set up, if not more armed. Jesus Paul
elevatordomino
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lilykestrel
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actually can’t tell if this is verbatim or you just taking the piss
(That was poetic licence but you know ...)
Not posting the photo cos it was a load of under 10s in their gym pants and it felt weird.
But that's a very reductive way of explaining an ancient traditional sport, but I suppose you've got to play to your audience
Picks the most British looking dish available
Shouldn't his channel/vlogs be 'how NOT to travel'
Not sure the vaccines are to protect anyone from the shits????
elevatordomino
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Typhoid? Obviously not most concerning symptom but you can get the shits with typhoid
Glittergirlie
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CrackingOwlSanctuary
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I swear I was stopped last night whilst walking the dog by a guy who was the spit of Paul, who despite clearly owning a smartphone needed directions to ASDA (200 yards down the road from where he was) as he had come to Home Bargains by mistake. Maybe he is some escaped cloning experiment about how far can hapless adults get in the world on their own? Crazy guys, just crazy! Big big love!
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