Cleaning with Mario Episode #134 The one where Hinch cut him off

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AllieBee said:
I'm convinced he hates Christmas but just pretends to love it because its the only time of year he has content. He never goes to light trails, panto, markets, ice skating, has no friends so no parties or get togethers to look forward to. As you say, literally ALL he has is one 6 foot tree and his side tables to decorate. He's mad. His only Christmas outing is to get his shopping done in October. Sounds like a flat, boring, dull Christmas to me and the opposite of what Christmas should be.
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Exactly this! We say it every year about him don’t we? Sticking your tree up in November doesn’t make you the king of Christmas if that’s literally all you do. I’ll be booked up every weekend leading up to Christmas. Me and ma pals have already planned a trip to some festive lights, we’ll get a takeaway with pals, you meet pals for coffee, invite them round, you go on your works do, the list goes on and you don’t even have to spend money to spend time with people that mean a lot to you. He doesn’t do anything! He loves it cuz he gets a few likes from it that’s all.
Imagine in that flat having to find room for 2 different sets of decorations, along with all his autumn tattoos, bucked wardrobes and stuff literally piled in front of his wardrobes. It sets me on edge thinking about it.
 
Sloppys said:
Exactly this! We say it every year about him don’t we? Sticking your tree up in November doesn’t make you the king of Christmas if that’s literally all you do. I’ll be booked up every weekend leading up to Christmas. Me and ma pals have already planned a trip to some festive lights, we’ll get a takeaway with pals, you meet pals for coffee, invite them round, you go on your works do, the list goes on and you don’t even have to spend money to spend time with people that mean a lot to you. He doesn’t do anything! He loves it cuz he gets a few likes from it that’s all.
Imagine in that flat having to find room for 2 different sets of decorations, along with all his autumn tattoos, bucked wardrobes and stuff literally piled in front of his wardrobes. It sets me on edge thinking about it.
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We live in a 3 bed house with an extension (smell the wealth) but we only ever really decorate the living room. Wreath on the door, maybe a couple of little bits elsewhere but I just couldn't imagine trying to squeeze in another tree or dodge tinsel while going for a pee. He lives in a shoe box.
 
AllieBee said:
I'm convinced he hates Christmas but just pretends to love it because its the only time of year he has content. He never goes to light trails, panto, markets, ice skating, has no friends so no parties or get togethers to look forward to. As you say, literally ALL he has is one 6 foot tree and his side tables to decorate. He's mad. His only Christmas outing is to get his shopping done in October. Sounds like a flat, boring, dull Christmas to me and the opposite of what Christmas should be.
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Apparently all his crissmas shopping is already done, not sure if I believe him though as I've been keeping an eye out for the stack of chocolate tins in the boudoir and not spotted them yet.

If anything like last year will go to brother's panto, and a McGill's day trip to Edinburgh market and have a cup of tea in M&S cafe. Mind you, with the cost of accommodation in Edinburgh not sure if I will be staying there this year, 250 quid for one night in premier inn, who has that sort of petty cash to pay that!
 
Hello ma lovelies

What I don’t get about Marion and her Xmas obsession, (and never will) is the fact they have Rayn, and it’s such a small space, and don’t consider how this shite takes over and she could get hurt. 🐈

I do love Xmas, and we have a big tree, and nice decorations that we bring out every year. Annoyingly these sound a lot like her future “glass” theme! 😳

However we got oor ragdoll kitten last September. We so considered having no decorations at all so he didn’t get hurt. In the end we bought a new cheapie, far safer tree, and some plastic cheap non sharp decorations. The good stuff that we usually bring oot all stayed in oor squirrel free loft. 🎄

The tree actually looked fine, and when the cat was an hole he didn’t get hurt. This year, he’s 1 and much bigger, but still has a few hole moments so it’s likely that tree will come oot again. Thats the sort of thing pet owners do. It’s their hoose/rabbit hutch too, and they should be able to explore without hurting themselves. 🤷‍♀️ So Aye!

Im compromising the security of my gorgeous boy/hole! 🤣


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Madge2022 said:
Apparently all his crissmas shopping is already done, not sure if I believe him though as I've been keeping an eye out for the stack of chocolate tins in the boudoir and not spotted them yet.

If anything like last year will go to brother's panto, and a McGill's day trip to Edinburgh market and have a cup of tea in M&S cafe. Mind you, with the cost of accommodation in Edinburgh not sure if I will be staying there this year, 250 quid for one night in premier inn, who has that sort of petty cash to pay that!
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Premier Inn have really got above their station. I refuse to use them now, paying those prices and it’s hardly worth it.
 
Sloppys said:
Exactly this! We say it every year about him don’t we? Sticking your tree up in November doesn’t make you the king of Christmas if that’s literally all you do. I’ll be booked up every weekend leading up to Christmas. Me and ma pals have already planned a trip to some festive lights, we’ll get a takeaway with pals, you meet pals for coffee, invite them round, you go on your works do, the list goes on and you don’t even have to spend money to spend time with people that mean a lot to you. He doesn’t do anything! He loves it cuz he gets a few likes from it that’s all.
Imagine in that flat having to find room for 2 different sets of decorations, along with all his autumn tattoos, bucked wardrobes and stuff literally piled in front of his wardrobes. It sets me on edge thinking about it.
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Yes! Christmas is about so much more than a cheap, badly decorated tree. It's about family, friends and fun, parties, day trips out, a short break to visit the markets, doing things with the kids, the general excitement and magic of the whole season. Mario's Christmas starts and finishes at the beginning of November, when he does the big reveal (lol) and a couple of days after when he's busy posting all his messages from his sheep. Putting all.our decs up is a big family occasion with traditions that the kids love - we play hunt the pickle once the tree is up and no that's not a euphemism! We make the cake, and from then in Christmas gets going. I'm not so wasteful as to change my decs every year, same old faves year after year but that's what we love.
 
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I consider myself to have a decent income and paid off my mortgage a few years ago (smell the wealth). But even I would struggle to keep up with this loon. 🤔. When I go to that place abroad, I don’t buy a whole suitcase of outfits nor do I have two different scents for each day and as for my Christmas tree I will buy a couple of new decorations if I see something that matches what I already have?! Saying that we have a real tree and the other day I saw an idea of just filling your tree with lights and nothing else (need to keep the lights on all the time). And you know what. I think I might go for that look this year. Simple, classy and understated … capeesh 😌
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My mum did that last year, lights only. Looked gorgeous.
 
Sloppys said:
Exactly this! We say it every year about him don’t we? Sticking your tree up in November doesn’t make you the king of Christmas if that’s literally all you do. I’ll be booked up every weekend leading up to Christmas. Me and ma pals have already planned a trip to some festive lights, we’ll get a takeaway with pals, you meet pals for coffee, invite them round, you go on your works do, the list goes on and you don’t even have to spend money to spend time with people that mean a lot to you. He doesn’t do anything! He loves it cuz he gets a few likes from it that’s all.
Imagine in that flat having to find room for 2 different sets of decorations, along with all his autumn tattoos, bucked wardrobes and stuff literally piled in front of his wardrobes. It sets me on edge thinking about it.
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I sound like a broken down record on here, but every year he does absolutely nothing at Christmas. The best we got was when he went on a Christmas night out to what looked like a bowling club with his Debenhams work colleagues/clients.

I have something on every weekend from 23rd November until the end of December. It is one of my favourite times of the year but not because I put my tree up on 1st November.
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Madge2022 said:
Apparently all his crissmas shopping is already done, not sure if I believe him though as I've been keeping an eye out for the stack of chocolate tins in the boudoir and not spotted them yet.

If anything like last year will go to brother's panto, and a McGill's day trip to Edinburgh market and have a cup of tea in M&S cafe. Mind you, with the cost of accommodation in Edinburgh not sure if I will be staying there this year, 250 quid for one night in premier inn, who has that sort of petty cash to pay that!
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I save up all ma IHG points from work trips throughout the year then treatit masel to a couple of free nights in Edinburgh in December. Smell the bespoke wealth ma lovelie.
 
AllieBee said:
Mario's Christmas starts and finishes at the beginning of November, when he does the big reveal (lol) and a couple of days after when he's busy posting all his messages from his sheep.
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That actually summarises it so well. There's a slight reprieve first week in December when normal people put their decorations up and shares their pictures for content.
But then that's it

Quite literally as everybody else is starting their Christmas traditions and celebrations, Mario's have ended.
 
This fud genuinely sees himself as a trend setter.
Keeping up with the Joneses? He thinks by posting this type of twattery that others will be wanting to 'keep up with Moanio' . Nah mate, not unless you're on holiday. That's the only time we're genuinely waiting on a story or post to drop.
Laughing at ya, not with ya.
Lindsay Rottie.
Take me baaaack.
 
It's just an excuse to buy more tat and to get a burst of engagement on Instagram- he absolutely lives for that app and it's very sad considering it doesn't even generate any significant income or success for him.
Like most of you other troll wimmen have said here we also love Christmas in our house and use mostly the same decorations every year because they're sentimental and it's lovely to see them making a reappearance every Christmas.
He possesses zero Christmas spirit. He's tragic.
 
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