Cleaning with Mario Episode #134 The one where Hinch cut him off

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I've been away ma lovelies and I see ole Maz has got his Christmas Decs sorted for 2025.

Well, that is advance planning if I do say maself.

I would say that was great in itself but

1 - he has already announced he is no longer a hoarder.
2 - where will these items go.
3 - will Tony Amond (sic) have this new theme to give oot - seeing as Mario gets the dreg ends of 2 seasons ago.

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mammaof3 said:
I've been away ma lovelies and I see ole Maz has got his Christmas Decs sorted for 2025.

Well, that is advance planning if I do say maself.

I would say that was great in itself but

1 - he has already announced he is no longer a hoarder.
2 - where will these items go.
3 - will Tony Amond (sic) have this new theme to give oot - seeing as Mario gets the dreg ends of 2 seasons ago.

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duck me that room has more colours than a Dulux colour chart.
If you want a beige room ya fat slag whip out the magnolia paint.
 
menopausalmargrit said:
I sound like a broken down record on here, but every year he does absolutely nothing at Christmas. The best we got was when he went on a Christmas night out to what looked like a bowling club with his Debenhams work colleagues/clients.

I have something on every weekend from 23rd November until the end of December. It is one of my favourite times of the year but not because I put my tree up on 1st November.
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I save up all ma IHG points from work trips throughout the year then treatit masel to a couple of free nights in Edinburgh in December. Smell the bespoke wealth ma lovelie.
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Awffy kind oaf youse tae invite auld Madge oan your freebie. Ah want a bigger room than Beak's London shoebox, capesh #notanad #margritsworkpaid 👌👀👌
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mammaof3 said:
Here you go.

Instide* a snowglobe.

*Nay ma quote.


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Ur youse no supposed tae see the snow globe and snow falling? Did wee Deek no huv enough petty cash tae get it turned oan?
 
Last Christmas I remember she was moaning about not being able tae get in the christmas spirit. Said she'd tried watching Christmas filums & drinking hot chocolate but it was nae working. Why cant she understand there's more to it than that? Like so so many have said on here, we love Christmas but that's because we do things, go places, see friends & family. Not just shopping & putting decorations up far too early. Getting in the christmas sport doesn't happen just because you put hot chocolate in your dodgy Stanley cups & go looking in people's windows.
 
Has anyone ever watched Agency Unfiltered on BBC iplayer? It's about a money laundering influencer agency based in Bothwell. Basically everyone on their books places an ali express order for handbags/tshirts etc then there's a big "brand launch" for the lassies to shill this stuff from their bedrooms. That's exactly what all the small home businesses he supports puts me in mind of.
 
Right hens dae ony of youse watch Rate my Takeaway oan that wee small channel the you tube? He's been at a few places in Scotland this week, the maist impressive wis a place in Paisley called Roasters, the grub lukked amazin, but imagine ma surprise when tonight he rocked up at that fine dining place castleveechi. Don't think the poor fucker hus seen so much battered and fried food 😂, I'm assuming it wis fillumed yesterday, wis hoping tae spot beak and deek in the wild but nae such luck.
 
Bluebellsinthewoods said:
I've actually taken a real hatred to the word Cosy cause of this beaky bastard.
Scent makes me feel Stabby aswell 🤦🏻‍♀️
I love Christmas. But it's a whole lot of little things that make that feeling. Markets, family, activities ect. Not some crappy garish tacky plastic crap. So si.
Hard of friends
Hard of nights out
Hard of taste.
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Yep, cosy is a feeling not a scented candle or some crappy laundry stuff. That Hinch stuff smells rank anyway, it has undertones of urine infections aka fish. Cosy to me is a dark Sunday afternoon, roast on the go, Christmas film on TV, drink in hand, relaxing with my family.
 
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