Cleaning with Mario Episode #134 The one where Hinch cut him off

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Luckycorr13 said:
This cannot be real life ma luvlies.
What an absolute loser.
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Nah, he must be taking the piss noo
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow said:
So lead up to Christmas last year he said he had all ready bought everything for this years, he said last week Deed Deek had chosen this years now he is saying he bought all for this year and has chosen his theme… glass..
Why does he lie so much? Embarrassing part is we all call him out on it.
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Sorry he said next year my bad 🤣
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He also said a matter of weeks ago that anything that hasn't been used with a year was getting thrown out as he's in his Marie kondo era so aye...but now he's buying Christmas decorations to clutter up the flat for the next 14 months!
 
Come.on hens, in Mario world it's a flex to buy your Xmas decs 14 months in advance. This is the saddo who packs a bleeping suitcase for his holiday 18 months in advance don't forget. Actually scrap that, it's bleeping ridiculous. I never heard of a FORTY ONE year old man creaming his kecks over some cheap baubles. Is this all he has in his life? His autumn decs (poor) and his Christmas tree in his miserable tiny little bedsit. It's tragic.
 
Thing is hens, I could understand making Christmas your whole personality if you’re one of those people that does all the Christmas activities. I bleeping love Christmas. We do the markets, go ice skating, visit Santa, go to cosy pubs and drink mulled wine, have friends round to celebrate, go to theirs to celebrate (have one pal who does a Mexican themed Christmas party every year and it’s epic), do the panto with the kids, go to their school carol concerts, decorate the tree as a family, bake Christmas treats… all of it. I genuinely look forward to it every year. And actually decorating my house probably accounts for about 5% of the whole thing.
He literally only looks forward to it so he can brag about having his tree up first and then moans about it two weeks later.
 
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