Cleaning with Mario Episode #134 The one where Hinch cut him off

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Ferguson said:
Hen I can't cope with your new profile pic. I feel like everything I've ever known is in doubt.

Also.. keeping it on thread.....
Imagine trying to make Christmas your personality when you
Live in a bedsit
Are debt ridden
Don't have any friends
Your family hate you
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It’s because my hole son said I’m bleeping Madea. I was pure affronted hen! Mop kick the wee shite back tae 1996!
 
At this point it's cruel to keep him alive. Its best to put it out of it's misery hens, life is no fur him.
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Hard of life
Severe learning difficulties
Cruel to be kind
He's a fat bleep
 
Surely it can’t just be me that chucks up the same tree / decor every Christmas??? I do like to buy nice tree decorations from places I’ve travelled to, but it’s 95% the same as the year before! He’s tapped. Also related … I’ve just booked a holiday to New York in America and so forth!! So aye. Cannae wait. I can afford it because I don’t spend all my money on utter shite and seasonal tatty decor. Take note Marion
 
Icantwiththesepeople said:
Thing is hens, I could understand making Christmas your whole personality if you’re one of those people that does all the Christmas activities. I bleeping love Christmas. We do the markets, go ice skating, visit Santa, go to cosy pubs and drink mulled wine, have friends round to celebrate, go to theirs to celebrate (have one pal who does a Mexican themed Christmas party every year and it’s epic), do the panto with the kids, go to their school carol concerts, decorate the tree as a family, bake Christmas treats… all of it. I genuinely look forward to it every year. And actually decorating my house probably accounts for about 5% of the whole thing.
He literally only looks forward to it so he can brag about having his tree up first and then moans about it two weeks later.
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Sounds amazing 😍 l could MAYBE understand this twit if he had a massive house and this was his thing and it needs time to organise, but it’s a 6 foot home bargains tree and two side tables and a ledge in the hall ! No on no one comes round to see it or ‘enjoy’ it so it’s alllllll for the ‘gram even though you don’t care what people think and it’s noo yer job this eh ya goon !
 
I consider myself to have a decent income and paid off my mortgage a few years ago (smell the wealth). But even I would struggle to keep up with this loon. 🤔. When I go to that place abroad, I don’t buy a whole suitcase of outfits nor do I have two different scents for each day and as for my Christmas tree I will buy a couple of new decorations if I see something that matches what I already have?! Saying that we have a real tree and the other day I saw an idea of just filling your tree with lights and nothing else (need to keep the lights on all the time). And you know what. I think I might go for that look this year. Simple, classy and understated … capeesh 😌
 
jesusmaryandtheweedonkey said:
Sounds amazing 😍 l could MAYBE understand this twit if he had a massive house and this was his thing and it needs time to organise, but it’s a 6 foot home bargains tree and two side tables and a ledge in the hall ! No on no one comes round to see it or ‘enjoy’ it so it’s alllllll for the ‘gram even though you don’t care what people think and it’s noo yer job this eh ya goon !
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I'm convinced he hates Christmas but just pretends to love it because its the only time of year he has content. He never goes to light trails, panto, markets, ice skating, has no friends so no parties or get togethers to look forward to. As you say, literally ALL he has is one 6 foot tree and his side tables to decorate. He's mad. His only Christmas outing is to get his shopping done in October. Sounds like a flat, boring, dull Christmas to me and the opposite of what Christmas should be.
 
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