Cleaning with Mario #135 Lemsip poured, we’re still bored.

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hopethishelpsallthebest said:
You cannae do tit in this hoose, hen. When my son was about 17, we assumed he was on xbox with headphones on. I was bent over the bottom of the bed, and my son came knocking the door saying mam I think someone's in the hoose. We dressed, unlocked the bedroom door and he stood on the dodgy flairboard saying, this is the noise, it sounded just like this, and kept stamping his foot on it. He didn't click on at all, and my husband had to go downstairs to "check" for burglars.
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Ooft ya durrty coo ye! Love it, secretly jealous 😂😂
 
Isn’t it amazing how many of those who message his closed inboxes use the exact same syntax and spelling errors as he does? “Devine” is one of his.

I always thought he did this for our benefit, to show us bleep wimmin, but from the circled message, I think he does it so that Hannah will keep working with him. I’d say he’s desperate to do this fuhltime and thinks he can make a career out of it.

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AwwCosyWivDeek said:
Isn’t it amazing how many of those who message his closed inboxes use the exact same syntax and spelling errors as he does? “Devine” is one of his.

I always thought he did this for our benefit, to show us bleep wimmin, but from the circled message, I think he does it so that Hannah will keep working with him. I’d say he’s desperate to do this fuhltime and thinks he can make a career out of it.

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Purposely spelt ‘Hey’ correctly to throw us off the scent, pardon the pun. We know your game Marion. 🤥
 
AwwCosyWivDeek said:
Isn’t it amazing how many of those who message his closed inboxes use the exact same syntax and spelling errors as he does? “Devine” is one of his.

I always thought he did this for our benefit, to show us bleep wimmin, but from the circled message, I think he does it so that Hannah will keep working with him. I’d say he’s desperate to do this fuhltime and thinks he can make a career out of it.

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Yes, he has a lot of followers who are unable to string a sentence together and type as they talk.
 
Madge2022 said:
Is it ma Kerry Katonas again or is this pichure blurred? Is he trying tae get us aw excited fur the big reveal?
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Unidentifiable object hen, it's his kerry Katonas if he thinks this is right.

Maybe it jist me but I canny think of a single scent that brings nostalgia of Christmas pasts, unless it's Brussels sprouts which are so evil I refuse to have them in ma hoose. So that's what his scent must smell like. He's such a tragic wee bastard.
 
We need a poll on the next thread..
When will the come down happened?
Before December
Start of December
When Hinch ghosts him again
When people with front/back door have done it better
When he realises his theme is out of date

Imagine him today sat in the cave surrounded by Christmas cushions, sniffing nans muff, aww cosy with last years grinch pjs on.
 
AwwCosyWivDeek said:
Isn’t it amazing how many of those who message his closed inboxes use the exact same syntax and spelling errors as he does? “Devine” is one of his.

I always thought he did this for our benefit, to show us bleep wimmin, but from the circled message, I think he does it so that Hannah will keep working with him. I’d say he’s desperate to do this fuhltime and thinks he can make a career out of it.

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The illiterate twit must have been awake early to do those.
 
Milfordcubicle said:
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”christmas is in December so aye”
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Woah, woah, woah ye canne just play on my much thought of and much loved future thread title of “Christmas, so aye” (I’ll be putting that forward once his bastard tree is up)
(I’m only jesting hen)
So looks like his “theme” is red/traditional. That’s a bit of an anti climax if I’m honest Mario, I was hoping for gingerbread men, so aye
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