Cleaning with Mario #135 Lemsip poured, we’re still bored.

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Best I can do my lovely, in the shade gold and in the scent Nan. Also.
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Sing it from the rooftops Marion:
”I don’t want a lot for Christmas,
I just want decent teeth…
I don’t care aboot the Tattlers, slagging off my Christmas tree.
I just want a cozy home, more than you could ever know, (Hinch)
Make my wish come true -
All I want for Christmas is (for) you… (to like me!)
Yeah boaby!”

And so forth.
 
I'm starting to believe that this, huge fat cow, thinks Christmas equals Home Alone lost in New York in America. He's severely hard of brain function. So aye.

Wan fae the archives ma lovelie, youse probably ken the artist
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Decent teeth 😂😂
Sing it from the rooftops Marion:
”I don’t want a lot for Christmas,
I just want decent teeth…
I don’t care aboot the Tattlers, slagging off my Christmas tree.
I just want a cozy home, more than you could ever know, (Hinch)
Make my wish come true -
All I want for Christmas is (for) you… (to like me!)
Yeah boaby!”

And so forth.
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He’s in the
He’s in the picture
A massive bell end
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He’s in the
He’s in the picture
A massive bell end
 
Sing it from the rooftops Marion:
”I don’t want a lot for Christmas,
I just want decent teeth…
I don’t care aboot the Tattlers, slagging off my Christmas tree.
I just want a cozy home, more than you could ever know, (Hinch)
Make my wish come true -
All I want for Christmas is (for) you… (to like me!)
Yeah boaby!”

And so forth.
We could make up some more Christmas songs for Mario

When Mario washed his cock at night
On the bumming fort
Der-ek and Domboii got it on
Marios cock became a wart

While shepherd's watched their flock by night
 
His talents are endless buys a wreath & sticks a bow on it. That’s not talent actually making one from scratch is Marion.
If your tree is up before local switch on’s or rockerfella that’s New York. America. Then it’s too early, I mean imagine putting your tree up before one the worlds famous tree has even arrived in NY. Embarrassing.
 
His talents are endless buys a wreath & sticks a bow on it. That’s not talent actually making one from scratch is Marion.
If your tree is up before local switch on’s or rockerfella that’s New York. America. Then it’s too early, I mean imagine putting your tree up before one the worlds famous tree has even arrived in NY. Embarrassing.

If I was as obsessed with New York in America as he was I might stop buying so much tit so I could save up and actually go there one day. But tbh it’s never really appealed to me. Like, if someone said let’s go I would, but I’d never make it my whole personality. But I guess that’s because I was born in a city in that place London, in England and have been to America heaps of times since I was 10 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
If I was as obsessed with New York in America as he was I might stop buying so much tit so I could save up and actually go there one day. But tbh it’s never really appealed to me. Like, if someone said let’s go I would, but I’d never make it my whole personality. But I guess that’s because I was born in a city in that place London, in England and have been to America heaps of times since I was 10 🤷🏻‍♀️
I’ve been same but only went because it appealed to me at Christmas only, that was long time ago well before I had a family. We’ve counted before the amount he spends is on crap and unnecessary spending it was 4k that’s a trip to New York and spending money for 2.
Mr Christmas doesn’t do Christmas outside the shed.

He’s such a fud. On point
 
Keep your power and get yourself over the bath, live life as it should be lived , and so forth
Hen, I've been living life as it should lived. Mr Best and I were out in the hot tub, child free and the neighbours down the caravan. Or so I thought. We were on the decking, I, Hope, getting ma wee muff batterated, then next doors security light goes on, and out comes the neighbours, their kids and grandkids and proceeds to do a firework show. We had to wait for a firework to go off to get oor hoosecoats on, then wait for another one to go off to make it down the path.
I should have been in ma wee hoose, putting ma wee tree up, aw cosy and in my safe space. So aye.
 
Hen, I've been living life as it should lived. Mr Best and I were out in the hot tub, child free and the neighbours down the caravan. Or so I thought. We were on the decking, I, Hope, getting ma wee muff batterated, then next doors security light goes on, and out comes the neighbours, their kids and grandkids and proceeds to do a firework show. We had to wait for a firework to go off to get oor hoosecoats on, then wait for another one to go off to make it down the path.
I should have been in ma wee hoose, putting ma wee tree up, aw cosy and in my safe space. So aye.

I love how what's key here is your kids AND neighbours being away ya dirty witch 🤣🤣💪
 
I love how what's key here is your kids AND neighbours being away ya dirty witch 🤣🤣💪
You cannae do tit in this hoose, hen. When my son was about 17, we assumed he was on xbox with headphones on. I was bent over the bottom of the bed, and my son came knocking the door saying mam I think someone's in the hoose. We dressed, unlocked the bedroom door and he stood on the dodgy flairboard saying, this is the noise, it sounded just like this, and kept stamping his foot on it. He didn't click on at all, and my husband had to go downstairs to "check" for burglars.
 
Pyoooor filthy cowbag 😂😂
Hen, I've been living life as it should lived. Mr Best and I were out in the hot tub, child free and the neighbours down the caravan. Or so I thought. We were on the decking, I, Hope, getting ma wee muff batterated, then next doors security light goes on, and out comes the neighbours, their kids and grandkids and proceeds to do a firework show. We had to wait for a firework to go off to get oor hoosecoats on, then wait for another one to go off to make it down the path.
I should have been in ma wee hoose, putting ma wee tree up, aw cosy and in my safe space. So aye.
 
Hen, I've been living life as it should lived. Mr Best and I were out in the hot tub, child free and the neighbours down the caravan. Or so I thought. We were on the decking, I, Hope, getting ma wee muff batterated, then next doors security light goes on, and out comes the neighbours, their kids and grandkids and proceeds to do a firework show. We had to wait for a firework to go off to get oor hoosecoats on, then wait for another one to go off to make it down the path.
I should have been in ma wee hoose, putting ma wee tree up, aw cosy and in my safe space. So aye.

Were you bent over the bath ma lovelie?

M xxx
 
You cannae do tit in this hoose, hen. When my son was about 17, we assumed he was on xbox with headphones on. I was bent over the bottom of the bed, and my son came knocking the door saying mam I think someone's in the hoose. We dressed, unlocked the bedroom door and he stood on the dodgy flairboard saying, this is the noise, it sounded just like this, and kept stamping his foot on it. He didn't click on at all, and my husband had to go downstairs to "check" for burglars.

Ah'm noo beginning tae think youse own aw they dildos in your Deek and Beak photos 🤔😳🤔
 
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