Cleaning with Mario #135 Lemsip poured, we’re still bored.

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The Americans are already going for it with their front porch holiday decor (to each their own but TNTGTK that it's Mariomas or Crissandjoosmas decor).
They're mostly traditional styles and colours, not a Mariah bauble or a Grinch in sight but my main takeaway is that every single last one of those porches is double the size of the entirety of his hoose Deeks hamster cage 🤣
 
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geezabreak said:
Unidentifiable object hen, it's his kerry Katonas if he thinks this is right.

Maybe it jist me but I canny think of a single scent that brings nostalgia of Christmas pasts, unless it's Brussels sprouts which are so evil I refuse to have them in ma hoose. So that's what his scent must smell like. He's such a tragic wee bastard.
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I bloody love brussel sprouts and have them with most dinners, including chilli and spaghetti bol, much to the disgust of ma weans. Ma farts are byootiful and nae debates, capesh!!

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mammaof3 said:
He has his Grinch pjs on still. Scummy git.

Changed his cushion covers again, more spending = more to throw oot.

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Hmm, seems his Devine #nomaspelling lovelies have a problem remembering the name change to Ava Mayfair as well. 🕵️
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thatsnotstrictlytrue said:
Woah, woah, woah ye canne just play on my much thought of and much loved future thread title of “Christmas, so aye” (I’ll be putting that forward once his bastard tree is up)
(I’m only jesting hen)
So looks like his “theme” is red/traditional. That’s a bit of an anti climax if I’m honest Mario, I was hoping for gingerbread men, so aye
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Didn't we have gingerbread men theme two crissmasses ago, he added them to the candy cane one from the previous year?
 
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Sloppys said:
We need a poll on the next thread..
When will the come down happened?
Before December
Start of December
When Hinch ghosts him again
When people with front/back door have done it better
When he realises his theme is out of date

Imagine him today sat in the cave surrounded by Christmas cushions, sniffing nans muff, aww cosy with last years grinch pjs on.
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Can’t wait for his melt doon when Greedy and Hunch roll out their Christmas theme. It’ll be up there with Lindsay.
 
geezabreak said:
Maybe it jist me but I canny think of a single scent that brings nostalgia of Christmas pasts, unless it's Brussels sprouts which are so evil I refuse to have them in ma hoose. So that's what his scent must smell like. He's such a tragic wee bastard.
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Being a wean in the 70‘s the only scent of Christmas past that I recall is a fug of Cherry B mingled in with a permanent low lying cloud of ciggie smoke and that’s nae a wax melt I shall be purchasing thank you Marion!
 
FakeAF said:
Gently easing us into the fact that he’s about to launch his Christmas tree theme, by blurring reels and taking ludicrously close up pictures of bits of his tat. No one cares. To each their own and so forth but my pumpkins are still in my recycling bin Marion. Slow doon a bit. It'll all be down by Boxing Day and nae debates.
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He's such a cretin he's missing out on actual life. Doing our annual fireworks party tonight and looking forward to it, lots of people round, vat of hot choc on the go, jackets spuds, sausages and beans for food, lots of fireworks, and fun. Meanwhile, Mario is posting silly 'teasers' of his Christmas shite. Mario, just take life as it comes, you don't have to be first, and no one else is even thinking about Christmas. Bellend
 
The true nightmare before Christmas.

Imagine putting Christmas decorations in the first weekend of November
 

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Madge2022 said:
I bloody love brussel sprouts and have them with most dinners, including chilli and spaghetti bol, much to the disgust of ma weans. Ma farts are byootiful and nae debates, capesh!!

Never message this page again, blocked and reported!!!
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Hmm, seems his Devine #nomaspelling lovelies have a problem remembering the name change to Ava Mayfair as well. 🕵
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Didn't we have gingerbread men theme two crissmasses ago, he added them to the candy cane one from the previous year?
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Aye hen but I seen he’d liked a gingerbread theme on Home Bargains page , so I veered straight oot ma lane and thought he was going full on gingerbread, that’ll teach me
 
Grinch pjs on, kitted the flat out with Christmas tat. Traditional colours deep green, red. Red white sofa cushions, fake present boxes, fake Christmas story books on side tables, wreath inside with big red bow on it. Tree sat in corner in a box because that’s for next weekend… it’s the 4th of November Christmas is 7 weeks away!! 7 weeks!! 7 weeks 3 days to be exact.
 
FakeAF said:
Also hens, did I dream it or did he or did he not (in August when the loon first started taking about Crissmass), say that he’d allowed Deek to choose the theme this year? Never mentioned it since. I mean it his his flat and his tenancy so feel Deek should have a little bit of a say.

My tenancy, my tree. Capesh.
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Aye hen, he didn't want people to know he copied off Hinch, so by saying he'd already bought his next theme and Deek picked it, he wouldn't look like the fat loser he is. But we all know he copied, the absolute fat bag of muffs.
 
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