Cleaning with Mario #135 Lemsip poured, we’re still bored.

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hopethishelpsallthebest said:
Umm christmas clean? Wtf, it's 7 weeks away. I do mine 23rd December.

Definitely a gold and red theme then, with them horrific baubles. Last year we all thought he'd copy Hinch.

@AllieBee there's a nativity pic, it's called A Rayn in a manger, I think.

@Mum3boys glad you're back in time for the fat pig in blankets christmas.

Goodbye autumn, you were only here 3 days. Hay Christmas.

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Omg I am weak.bleeping burst out laughing at the Nikes on him,outside Beruit Towers.Bravo hen.
 
AllieBee said:
I do my Christmas clean on 23rd December, I prep and vacuum seal my veg, make mince pies, decorate cake and clean the house from top to bottom. Why do it now doesn't that mean the filthy little mank isn't going to clean his Hoose matchbox again before Christmas?
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I need to get my Kerry katonas checked, thought you said you vacuum sealed your vag , must be all this talk of muff , so aye . You sound extremely organized hen I must say
 
He really does live in a fantasy land when it comes to celebrities, films, Disney etc... Quite sad really to be in his 40s like that....He's still an ugly twit though 🤪

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SuzyE said:
He really does live in a fantasy land when it comes to celebrities, films, Disney etc... Quite sad really to be in his 40s like that....He's still an ugly twit though 🤪

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He's got tae be oan some kind of medication that's giving him some weird side effects like - may suffer from ideas of grandeur
- may cause delusional behaviour
- may cause you to act like an utter bleep
- may cause abnormal growth of hair and may alter the shape of your head
- confusion about what season it is

On another note I've got a couple of those tree ornaments, they came all the way from that wee business the range in deepest darkest Kilmarnock, years ago.
#merrymuffmasyafilthyanimals
 
SuzyE said:
He really does live in a fantasy land when it comes to celebrities, films, Disney etc... Quite sad really to be in his 40s like that....He's still an ugly twit though 🤪

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All the way from America he says… why does he make out likes he’s got a friend across the pond in America when it’s clearly the decorator pal that’s bought it? If it’s not her then why does he never tag these actual “pals”
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What does he Christmas clean actually mean? Isn’t it same as he always does when he “guts” the place.
Dusting surfaces
Window ledge
Under sofa
Skirtings
Doors
Change the bed
Bedroom surfaces
Same with kitchen
All floors hoovered mopped & steamed… supposed to be a cleaning page but doesn’t show or explain any of cleaning routines.
Christmas is weeks away he will say again he’s done forgetting he’s already lied about it.
I love Christmas having family, friends round, days out, seeing shows, being at home full 2 weeks with family, seeing lights about brightens and make place look better in December yes the joy is taken away and it’s not close to Christmas doing all that at start of November. I couldn’t look at it for 3 months there is no fun in it, to put it bluntly it’s stupid putting a tree up in November end of the month fine but first couple week just no.
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Doves all way from America
Julie
Sandra
So si
 

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SuzyE said:
He really does live in a fantasy land when it comes to celebrities, films, Disney etc... Quite sad really to be in his 40s like that....He's still an ugly twit though 🤪

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You’d tag your friend wouldn’t you 😂
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow said:
All the way from America he says… why does he make out likes he’s got a friend across the pond in America when it’s clearly the decorator pal that’s bought it? If it’s not her then why does he never tag these actual “pals”
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What does he Christmas clean actually mean? Isn’t it same as he always does when he “guts” the place.
Dusting surfaces
Window ledge
Under sofa
Skirtings
Doors
Change the bed
Bedroom surfaces
Same with kitchen
All floors hoovered mopped & steamed… supposed to be a cleaning page but doesn’t show or explain any of cleaning routines.
Christmas is weeks away he will say again he’s done forgetting he’s already lied about it.
I love Christmas having family, friends round, days out, seeing shows, being at home full 2 weeks with family, seeing lights about brightens and make place look better in December yes the joy is taken away and it’s not close to Christmas doing all that at start of November. I couldn’t look at it for 3 months there is no fun in it, to put it bluntly it’s stupid putting a tree up in November end of the month fine but first couple week just no.
my page my rules on point
Doves all way from America
Julie
Sandra
So si
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In his defence, I clean before I put my decorations up. All the surfaces, floors, kitchen etc. Christmas clean is the full works - moving sofas etc. the rule is, if it isn’t stuck to the ground it gets moved and hoovered. But I host 14 plus people every day over Christmas. I am not a sad little 40 year old man in a Bedsit.
 
Zofloragirl said:
You’d tag your friend wouldn’t you 😂
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In his defence, I clean before I put my decorations up. All the surfaces, floors, kitchen etc. Christmas clean is the full works - moving sofas etc. the rule is, if it isn’t stuck to the ground it gets moved and hoovered. But I host 14 plus people every day over Christmas. I am not a sad little 40 year old man in a Bedsit.
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Exactly this yea but I bet you do it week before or few days before and not 6 weeks before the actual day. Plus you’re hosting who’s he cleaning for? Himself and Deek and bunch of randoms off the internet on an app. Back in yer ain lane hen we don’t defend Marion on this page. So si tons of love 😘
 
The amount of people who’ve popped up on my social media today with their trees up is disturbing. If he’s not careful he’ll be lost in between the people who’ve gone for it too early and then the actual people who wait until the beginning of Dec (usually the big posh front and back door houses). He won’t be able to claim he’s Mr Christmas if he’s not one of the first 🌲. Imagine having your tree up by the 2nd November… I’d be ready to rip it down by December. I don’t get why things have to happen earlier and earlier each year.
Shouldn’t he have 2 of them doves not just 1? Just think he could have gone to NYC and got them himself if he didn’t waste so much of his petty cash.
 
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