Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

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I have a friend gave me one of the avamay wax melts, not in a bespoke Mario scent but we move. I only used a quarter of the disc and it was so strong it gave me a bespoke headache in my 3 bed detached with front and back door. That throbber has lit a full one in that postage stamp of a flat, they’ll be choking on it. Poor rayn 😢
 
Havingalookgirls said:
Who is this guy? I've come across his name on another thread, I'm from Glasgow and never heard of him.
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He's a complete bellend. He lives in a council bedsit in a rundown estate in Paisley, pretends to be rich but is a pauper, works 2 hours a week cleaning toilets, has a boyfriend called Deek who is 2 foot tall and looks like a dumb kid, has strangler fingers. He has too much tat in too small a space. He is the King of Autumn and Christmas, or so he thinks. He has no friends only dodgy instacunts. He's a nasty little witch, known for pushing old ladies out of his way in home bargains. He spends his entire weekends shopping in Bellends and Mingers or Home Bargains, buys horrendous amounts of utter shite. He can't spell and is hard of English (his words), he gets everything wrong. He has the biggest nose you will ever see, and a very small, very smelly, willy. I mean, there's loads more I could say but that's a brief intro, if you want a good giggle, read his Wiki! Enjoy!
 
AllieBee said:
He's a complete bellend. He lives in a council bedsit in a rundown estate in Paisley, pretends to be rich but is a pauper, works 2 hours a week cleaning toilets, has a boyfriend called Deek who is 2 foot tall and looks like a dumb kid, has strangler fingers. He has too much tat in too small a space. He is the King of Autumn and Christmas, or so he thinks. He has no friends only dodgy instacunts. He's a nasty little witch, known for pushing old ladies out of his way in home bargains. He spends his entire weekends shopping in Bellends and Mingers or Home Bargains, buys horrendous amounts of utter shite. He can't spell and is hard of English (his words), he gets everything wrong. He has the biggest nose you will ever see, and a very small, very smelly, willy. I mean, there's loads more I could say but that's a brief intro, if you want a good giggle, read his Wiki! Enjoy!
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I was no prepared for this at 5am on my way to work 😂 I think you covered all bases. Thanks 🙈
 
Here you go Marion, you're a twonk but you're our twonk. You don't need hinch when you've got us bleep wimmin chanting you from the rooftops! Tattie hearts to everyone on this thread x
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Runforestrun said:
I have a friend gave me one of the avamay wax melts, not in a bespoke Mario scent but we move. I only used a quarter of the disc and it was so strong it gave me a bespoke headache in my 3 bed detached with front and back door. That throbber has lit a full one in that postage stamp of a flat, they’ll be choking on it. Poor rayn 😢
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That's why the instahuns are all mad, the fumes are getting in their heads.
Personally I prefer an occasional whiff rather than an in your face stench but I'm no Marion.
Capesh
 
AllieBee said:
He's a complete bellend. He lives in a council bedsit in a rundown estate in Paisley, pretends to be rich but is a pauper, works 2 hours a week cleaning toilets, has a boyfriend called Deek who is 2 foot tall and looks like a dumb kid, has strangler fingers. He has too much tat in too small a space. He is the King of Autumn and Christmas, or so he thinks. He has no friends only dodgy instacunts. He's a nasty little witch, known for pushing old ladies out of his way in home bargains. He spends his entire weekends shopping in Bellends and Mingers or Home Bargains, buys horrendous amounts of utter shite. He can't spell and is hard of English (his words), he gets everything wrong. He has the biggest nose you will ever see, and a very small, very smelly, willy. I mean, there's loads more I could say but that's a brief intro, if you want a good giggle, read his Wiki! Enjoy!
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Bravo 👏 amazing summary 🙌
Poptart said:
Are you in the reception? Are the other guests complimenting your outfits? Is it extremely adult only with kids running around?
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I’ve joined the nuddies on the roof so no OOTD needed 🤪. It’s an extremely adults only hotel so no kids. Reception does seem to be where it’s at 🫣 as everyone gets given a welcome drink of blue shite.
We politely declined, ie I would rather tit in ma hands and clap it to. 🤣🤣🤣
 
Joo92 said:
So have I!! Walked happily out of my back door to peg out the washing, and will shortly be trotting out of my front door to go out and enjoy the sunshine. No ‘cozy’ vibes here today thanks all the same Mario, you pig faced moron 🍁
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Going to be a nice week….bleep washings oot all week.
Meanwhile he’s sitting in winter clothes, under a blanket, surrounded by pumpkins 🎃
 
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