Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

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So he goat a voucher for a cup foo o 2p's for some amusements in Largs? Banging gift that, obviously sumdy that kens him, the real him. Wunner if he'll get treatit tae a wee nardinis tae tap the day aff.
Livin the bleeping dream.
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Licketyspit said:
Right so first date was Ardrossan?? Largs??Greenock?? Wonder if they got wee pokey hats with double scoops and sprinkles as well.
Been at most ferry terminals but did they go to Millport, Arran, Cumbrae? Probably done a walk alang the front and got chased with seagulls.
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Luks tae me like Largs wi cumbrae in view.
 
It’s pissing doon here but we move. More importantly though, this morning’s dots of doom allude to Deek and Beaks first date being in a car park next to docks. Will the OG bleep wummin oan this vile app fill us in if they know what their first date was? Sounds seedy AF! 😂🤣
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Lilly Lou said:
Doesn’t look like he’s wearing that white company hoosecoat in this pic. Looks like the stinking grey and white mother of the bride hoosecoat!! Why does he get everything so wrong 🙈🙈
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That dressing gown from the White Company will probs go back never to be seen again. Just like all the other bits he buys just for the Gram. 🫠
 
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Right hens, who’s doing the maths on this one? 5, 9, 10 Mario years.
Hope he’s treating his Finance to a lethal 👉🍹 for putting up with him for so long.
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Looks like Largs, my wean goes there tae the amusements and a sausage roll fae Greggs wi his pal, but he's early teens and no 41. Ah wunner if he went to the Spoons there for another breakfast. Ah hope he got the train as they are every two hours just now and go off early on a Sunday, and cancelled at very short notice.

Years together depend on whether he's desperately trying tae get Hinch's attention.
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Ferguson said:
Pyoor cozy cosy with his wee static caravan style shower cubicle, polyester PJS and remote control fire.

I won't be joining youse fatty because I'm sat outside with my friends, in my garden after a day out.

Last thing that fat slag needs is mare junk food
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See that white company hoose coat - aye hoosecoat (no ma quote) there is no way he is wearing that. He couldney stand opening something new up and actually putting it on. It'll be back stored in its battered boax and up in a shoogley pile on top ae the wardrobe. Back tae the grey clutched at the neck wan nae debates.
So si
 
Curly said:
Me and Mr curly have been out all weekend looking at renting a new house off the bank. Currently mortgage free but mop kicking my way back into the renting from the bank to get an even bigger hoose with a back door and lots of space for my pals to come and enjoy my hot choklit stashun
Told Mr curly if he lets me get the hoose I love I’ll let him bend me over the bath
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Nah, you're doing it all wrong hen. Go and visit a car park for the day, look at the cars you'll never have. Then pull a bag of coppers oot your Roy Cropper bag, stuff them in a machine in hopes of winning a plastic toddlers watch. Then have a bowl of salt soup, immediately after put your bin in the shower, bend over it for Mr C, then just as you're both about to climax, shout "birthday voucher!" loudly. See what happens then. Then get in bed aw cozy for 6pm then proceed to stuff your face with prawn crisps, and stroke your depressed cat with your fishy fingers. You'll have the sharts by 8pm. Let's get cozy.
 
So in 2023 he said it was him and Deed Deeks 10 years but it wasn’t 2024 it’s actually 2025. Almost 2 and half years away when posted that comment.
They definitely haven’t been together since 2015 I would say 2017 at least. They are nowhere near 10 years forever each other finance yet.
First date was a trip to Largs to look at a ferry in a car park? Just wondering how did Marion manage to travel that far from Ardrossan with his Kerry katonas thought he struggled and needed assisted to get about?
They both come from different areas so I assume they met online? He’s never shared it or how Deed Deek proposed bet he propose in the flat didn’t he if there was any effort into Marion would definitely be telling us but he hasn’t.
 
Madge2022 said:
Looks like Largs, my wean goes there tae the amusements and a sausage roll fae Greggs wi his pal, but he's early teens and no 41. Ah wunner if he went to the Spoons there for another breakfast. Ah hope he got the train as they are every two hours just now and go off early on a Sunday, and cancelled at very short notice.

Years together depend on whether he's desperately trying tae get Hinch's attention.
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The wee runt is hard of years, he's got nae idea how long a year is as he only coonts time in seasons where he buys tat and decorates his hoose shoe box.
 
Ma lovelies I am in that place “Abroad “ and so forth. I’ve mop kicked the thread cause I’ve been too busy sightseeing, enjoying myself and having a few wines at all times of the day. Bespoke. Anyway, whenever I travel I’m reminded of how big the world is. So much to see, so many different cultures and lifestyles….. and then there’s Mario who never leaves his rabbit hutch. An utterly depressing existence and so forth. Also 💎

Tons blessings!!!

* incorrect inverted comma use was intentional 😉
 
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