Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

[Caw1982]

Ahhhhh I'm not even going to lie. The dottier the pub the more fun that is had. If I'm out and about in that establishment early doors, you can bet your left tits that I will be getting involved with the hospitality.
I say that now. Borderline hospice care today after rolling (literally) in at 3am.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Dunno why he’s so obsessed about breakfast from that place spoons.
It looks utter rank

Fine dining haute cuisine! And not even charging different prices at different establishments!

 

[Caw1982]

Nothing more authentic in a reel when you can see the reflection of the person filming themselves

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Ahhhh nice cozy shower
The word cozy makes me want to run a bath and throw the toaster in with me.

 

[SuzyE]

He's so friggin embarrassing as he gets older.

I've got similar fluffy socks for my two niece's stocking fillers, only they're aged 14 and 17.

The kitchen rolls been removed again

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

He's so friggin embarrassing as he gets older.

I've got similar fluffy socks for my two niece's stocking fillers, only they're aged 14 and 17.
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The kitchen rolls been removed again
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Did the manky duck wash those pj's and socks before he put his wee mushroom in them?

 

[Babybail93]

He's so friggin embarrassing as he gets older.

I've got similar fluffy socks for my two niece's stocking fillers, only they're aged 14 and 17.
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As bleeping if she is a size small he’ll look like a potatoe in a condom in them pjs

 

[AllieBee]

Get cosy with Mario lovelies...


Cozy?

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Who the hell wants to get cozy with that stinking throbber? Also it's warm today not cold and the last thing I want to do is get cozy

 

[Realhousemouse]

cracks me up as well that he's trying to create this aesthetic that's all white company robe, all fresh out the shower, seasonal scents in the wax burner and then bam next post is stinking prawn cocktail crisps

 

[lilykestrel]

Better be careful wearing them polyester jimjams with all those open flames and hot wax about

 

[muscadet]

Ring sting pending

 

[Caw1982]

Has Hinch replied to him? Please say no.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Imagine the fat turd slagging aff anywhere when he stays in a 1 bed hovel surrounded by junk bots, shite and hauf chewed ears

Pot. Kettle. Black.

We are cringing that you're living here fatty, but we move. Well, apart fae you.
You're not feart to move from here though, are you!

 

[Freefalling]

Gads, get those jammies in the wash you woman prob got sweat, rats piss and dust mites galore on them. He really has buttons up the back of his flat heid.

You know some shops ask your address etc for mailing lists, do you reckon oor wee duo use an alias because they're affronted about the bedsit

 

[ohdoris]

He was such a bleeping creepy weirdo. He makes me cringe that hard I want to scratch my own skin off.
bleeping Cosy, we’ve been out in t shirts today & he’s acting like he lives in the bleeping Antarctic.
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Pot. Kettle. Black.

We are cringing that you're living here fatty, but we move. Well, apart fae you.
You're not feart to move from here though, are you!

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Even the blue bin has given up on life !!

 

[gilly31]

Lovelies i canny lie, im bleeping gutted he didn't pan to himsel wae a sheet face mask on!!

would of been even better if it was a like a pumpkin or autumn leaves pattern! so aye!! she missed a trick!

 

[mariosmafia7]

Perfect!. Billy no mates, Mario

Things that never happened. Made up by Mario
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He’s actually so beggy witch it’s unreal. Its because Andrew Wheatcroft got gifted a cruise he thinks him and Deek will also cos he’s “influenced” pure hunners of made up followers tae go

 

[Madge2022]

Ahhhh nice cozy shower
The word cozy makes me want to run a bath and throw the toaster in with me.

If youse lived in Beirut towers then youse wudni need tae unplug the toaster, could reach the bathroom fae the kitchen.
Mebbes that's why the cooncil didni put baths in.

 

[Ferguson]

Pyoor cozy cosy with his wee static caravan style shower cubicle, polyester PJS and remote control fire.

I won't be joining youse fatty because I'm sat outside with my friends, in my garden after a day out.

Last thing that fat slag needs is mare junk food

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

It's awright hens, he probably didnae realise celtic were playing at hame and he took wee deek oot in his kiddies rangers strip and wondered why they were getting daggers x

 

[Zofloragirl]

Ahhhh nice cozy shower
The word cozy makes me want to run a bath and throw the toaster in with me.

It’s like a caravan shower