Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)
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Shesaidwhat?
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It must be almost time for the pumpkins, leaves and autumn sign to be ripped down in favour of candy canes and Grinches. Even though autumn doesn’t officially start until next week.
IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow
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He bought a white company thick one few years ago and it was never seen again. He is constantly in grey baby gro. That’s obviously got sent back or exchanged for a candle or hand wash instead.Doesn’t look like he’s wearing that white company hoosecoat in this pic. Looks like the stinking grey and white mother of the bride hoosecoat!! Why does he get everything so wrong
If we don’t see him wearing it then it’s obviously been returned.
Wee Teeny Deeks Heed!Doesn’t look like he’s wearing that white company hoosecoat in this pic. Looks like the stinking grey and white mother of the bride hoosecoat!! Why does he get everything so wrong
Bet that's him standing up as well
twilightgarden
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Hedgehog roasting on an open fire vibes so aye.Lovely bespoke reflection in the fire too
Giving off mega cozy vibes .
I'm sure you fab lot can make it sound funnier tho
thatsnotstrictlytrue
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Licketyspit
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Good morning you bunch of wee stoatin cunts. I've got a bit of a heid oan me on this dayn of so much on offer and newness but we move. At least I've no been held hostage in ma ain hoose with a wee mincing fud like deid Deek hus been. I'll survive this. Paracetamol and coffee are my friends.
So aye.
Debbie Harris.
So aye.
Debbie Harris.
Swedish chef
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Well she canne not, hen, she has collapsed by the bins with extreme grief. CapeeishI see he posted quick smart on Hinches post!! And she didn’t reply
hopethishelpsallthebest
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If Mr Best told me we were going out for the day, to spend his birthday voucher, I'd projectile vomit in his face. Nothing would make my pork purse dryer than Marion's lips, hearing a man in his 40s say birthday voucher. I bet it's bleeping tenner off in Bonmarché, also. Little fat prick.
Madge2022
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Is that the blue bin ootside Beirut towers ma lovelie
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Was his voucher for the amusement arcade? Since this is his duck it year might huv a shot oan the waltzers tae, also.
Me and Mr curly have been out all weekend looking at renting a new house off the bank. Currently mortgage free but mop kicking my way back into the renting from the bank to get an even bigger hoose with a back door and lots of space for my pals to come and enjoy my hot choklit stashun
Told Mr curly if he lets me get the hoose I love I’ll let him bend me over the bath
Told Mr curly if he lets me get the hoose I love I’ll let him bend me over the bath
Karenharte17
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Bonmarche
I’m sorry to all you other amazing bleep women on here but @hopethishelpsallthebest is my fave
AllieBee
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Is he clutching his paper cup full of 2p pieces like the kids do? Hahaha seen it all now. Cretin
Ferguson
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Savers bag on the flair.
He cannot even get the timing of a 2p machine right so it dinsae land on top of the others.
Hard of 2p pusher machine co-ordination
for putting up with him for so long.
Bubbledoggyyeah
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Feck me, poor Deek. He’d have got less years for murder. Also, I’d like to know what Marion’s smoking. The delusions of grandeur are off the scale. Somehow think he’s a 10/10 stunner, with a pyoor boujee life when really he is a mutant munter.
twilightgarden
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A first date in a car park? Whit?
ChokingOnZofloraFumes
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Maybe they met while looking for a wee bit of dogging action hen, eyes locking across the cars since neither of them can drive
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