Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)

[Licketyspit]

Probably chats pyoor pants tae wee Margo sitting behind them, getting hijacked wae tales aboot "Oor Soph", being an insta OG and how people in New York in America know of him, when she's joost trying to get hame fae Aldi before her pies defrost.

 

[Shrekssister]

Marion probably sits all judgey looking fellow passengers up and down when they get on and off whilst Deek makes wee drawings oan the windae wae the condensation.

Wee Deek begging mammy marma tae be allowed tae ding the bell at their stop

 

[Licketyspit]

Wee Deek begging mammy marma tae be allowed tae ding the bell at their stop

And he brought along for the big long journey tae Largs Vegas, a wee stick oan steering wheel for Deek so he can kid on he's driving the bus making Vroom Vroom and skidding noises. The wee pensioners giving him a wee spooky sweetie tae keep him quiet so they can read their Take a Breaks in peace.

 

[Madge2022]

I've posted this here before, but just to confirm for the newbies this is not Mario oan the McGills, also.

 

[YR80]

Is he clutching his paper cup full of 2p pieces like the kids do? Hahaha seen it all now. Cretin

Using his wee 2p winnings toward his fuhl rent hen.

 

[Luna25]

He’s never without his wee bespoke “Savers” bag

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

View attachment 3170538 q
He’s never without his wee bespoke “Savers” bag

Just noticed he’s hiding a bag inside a bag, he worried he will be robbed on his travels? Use a savers bag no one’s going to want to see what’s in that. What a strange man.

 

[muscadet]

The thought of two fully grown men cutting aboot oan buses makes my vagina fully invert. Massive ick

They make me drier than the Sahara

 

[Babybail93]

The Savers bag fae life knocks me bald every bleeping time

 

[longtimestalker]

Doesn’t look like he’s wearing that white company hoosecoat in this pic. Looks like the stinking grey and white mother of the bride hoosecoat!! Why does he get everything so wrong

Sent it back before the klarna due date
All for the gram you know
---

The man child certainly knows how to live his life
View attachment 3169799 q

Hoping to win enough to pay for his WC thin house coat

 

[gilly31]

Aww his 'designer' bags living in their safe place dust bags and boxes crammed under the bespoke glass display in the bed sit and he kicking aboot the toon wae a savers bag fur life!

Really is his duck it year, so aye!

Hard of style!!

 

[SuzyE]

This thread mwah *Chefs kiss*. Always come back to it.

I would love to ask Derek how he managed to kiss/tongue Mario in those early years without throwing up. The stench from those dirty, rotters bashed up teeth Dread to think
View attachment 3170011 q


View attachment 3170013 q

I forgot how rotten his teeth were before he got falsers

 

[melisnusty]

I can just imagine him and deek with their spoons brekkie, getting surrounded by pissed up Yobs and the only think he can think to say is ' Do you know who I am'

Aye. He’s SHATMAN.

 

[mrshinchblockedme]

My god he is such a massive fanny. And that’s all I can think of to say about that video

Hen its now ken't as Large Vegas according tae the seasoned traveller I, Mario
Extremely adult, even the amusement arcades.
Disappointed no tae see an OOTD fur their 12/10/8 years anniversary trip tae the coast.
Tonsa love ❤

View attachment 3170267 q

That’s a spoons mug and nae debates!

 

[Tortoiseshellhell]

Marion probably sits all judgey looking fellow passengers up and down when they get on and off whilst Deek makes wee drawings oan the windae wae the condensation.

I was envisioning him with a sippy cup of joose in hand
Edit: and criss, with orange wotsit fingers

 

[Kat__lax]

The zero acknowledgment from Hinch is 10/10. I pure clutch ma beak when I catch up on here and see she is still actively ignoring him, imagine your best friend doing that to you. Never mind still got all the other lassies .....

 

[GreaseSpot]

Swerving oot of ma Jo Molane to say I've seen the first advert for the advent calendar for this year from that small business Jo Malone. Smell the wealth of ma cookie and browser history

Will Uncle Fester partake of this 2024 marble box at the bargain price of over £200?! Can the over shitter shelf cope with more unused products?
Will he hang the shower gel baubles on the tree?

Wintum is coming.
Jo Molane
Aspirational shitter shelf
So much bargains and newness
Baubles deep in the bumming fort
Petty cash and klarna

 

[SuzyE]

When he posted in her thread that he can't wait to see them all again. The cheeky bastard was basically inviting himself.
If l remember right, Hinch didn't entertain them with food, so that's a clue that she didn't want them there, so his chances of an invite back is zero
Yeah, hate to say it Mario, but you've lost Hinch

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Baubles deep in the bumming fort

too bloody funny ma lovelie!

 

[AllieBee]

When he posted in her thread that he can't wait to see them all again. The cheeky bastard was basically inviting himself.
If l remember right, Hinch didn't entertain them with food, so that's a clue that she didn't want them there, so his chances of an invite back is zero
Yeah, hate to say it Mario, but you've lost Hinch

Staking his claim as a 'friend' of Hinch for his followers to see. But clearly, as she won't like or reply to his comments, she doesn't actually like him and he isn't a friend and he just looks a bit stupid. Now imagine if Mario posted that and his name was Molly Mae, she would have been all over that comment. It's not that she didn't see it Mario, she just could not be bothered to engage with you.