Carrie Hope Fletcher #76 Never Heard Of Him

[bluekoala]

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That dress she’s made herself…. Jeeeez! It’s so gaping at the back!

It really is like she’s having a slow break down

 

[Lilykins]

I thought it was an apron too, but nope. She's legit going out in public

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This dress doesn’t fit at all at the top/around the bust and does nothing for her at all - I can’t believe she is actually going to wear this out and about where people can see her??? It’s like she is just now making herself look like a bag of crap on purpose.

 

[Pseudodaisy]

Are times that hard already?

The material is nice but maybe as a bag, not a dress more suited to a five year old

Oh god I have these, they're fat quarters from Hobby Craft but my intention was to sew them into a quilt I'm working on with fabrics that remind me of my family and friends. I will try to remove the image of this dress out of memory

 

[dull-board1243]

Joel no doubt on the phone to UK dominoes as soon as he sees this ad

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Thanks, I just lost my dinner

 

[mognoms]

I don't know if anyone's seen or posted this advert before but this came up on my insta and I did a double take

 

[Sanctified]

I just saw this on reddit and this is exactly what Carrie was going for

 

[Hurrem]

Me and my partner were checking the Hello article and we're all out of words to describe how humongous Joel's arse is.

It's the main thing that stands out in those photos

I know we've spoken about this in many threads, but I can't let it go. The outfit he wore highlights it so much.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

has anyone talked about the celebrants ill fitting outfit yet? was this just to fit in lol (excuse the pun)

 

[polkamoon]

Me and my partner were checking the Hello article and we're all out of words to describe how humongous Joel's arse is.
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It's the main thing that stands out in those photos
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I know we've spoken about this in many threads, but I can't let it go. The outfit he wore highlights it so much.

*~astonomical arse in every universe~*

 

[Lilykins]

I can never get over his Kim K arse.

 

[Summer_Strallens_Hat]

What the duck is this monstrosity... can you tell she made it herself

I am

 

[TheUnknownLaura]

Maybe she’s actually making the dress for Joel which would explain why there is extra bum room…

 

[leabytottle]

has anyone talked about the celebrants ill fitting outfit yet? was this just to fit in lol (excuse the pun)

It looks like they had a load of suits out the back, and people just grabbed the closest fit! It seems too short in the waist and the buttons look odd. Also, is a joel leaning on the post? His stance looks odd.

 

[Livvy22!]

I just saw this on reddit and this is exactly what Carrie was going for

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I saw this on IG today. Thought the same thing

 

[Illogic_ally]

I’d be inclined not to judge her dress since she’s only a beginner, except for the fact that she’s likely to do it maaybe two more times before moving onto something else and ticking dressmaker off her ‘skills mastered’ list

 

[Poothe]

Joel no doubt on the phone to UK dominoes as soon as he sees this ad

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I’m a New Zealander and I apologise on behalf of my country for this.

 

[Rarunkel]

Also, another dig at Oliver (subtly towards the end) as per usual. Carrie is the “crazy stalker witch”-type that cannot let go, even if she’s passionately unwanted.

 

[geniefromdownunder]

Went back and read the comments on the Daily Mail post of their engagement, and I need to know - who wrote this?

 

[invisobelt]

It really is like she’s having a slow break down

Can someone who has never had it together ever possibly break down?

Discuss.

She's a divorce and a LoungeFly collection repossession away from her OnlyFans debut.

 

[leabytottle]

So much about what’s written here makes no sense!
Firstly, joel isnt “The new Mr Montague”.(I know I’m being picky with semantics) Plus, they’ve been married for months, so not newly weds anymore. Second weddings don’t mean you’re back to being a newly wed!
Secondly, out of all the adjectives to chose to describe Joel and Carrie, “cute” isn’t one of them, so to use it twice in one short caption, is ridiculous.
Lastly, apparently the catch up didn’t involve taking any photos, yet they proceed to share a photo.
Also, how do Davina and Joel know each other? Were they in a show together, or is it through Carrie? They aren’t someone I’ve come across until I saw them in Hannah Lowthers TikToks, in SpongeBob together.