Carrie Hope Fletcher #76 Never Heard Of Him

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jolly_parsley said:
I don’t get why if they were selling Wedding Number 2 to Hello why didn’t they just use a Hello photographer - I think that’s what they did for Wedding 1? Some of Danny’s photos with other West End stars look stunning (his ones of Samantha Barks and Lucie Jones for example but I don’t know how much of that is they’re just extremely photogenic people), but his photos of Carrie have never been his best work and he’s not a wedding photographer. Did they just ask him to do it for free for eXpOsUrE given that they loooove their freebies?
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I think they used the Gretna Green photographer then sold the photos
 
jolly_parsley said:
I don’t get why if they were selling Wedding Number 2 to Hello why didn’t they just use a Hello photographer - I think that’s what they did for Wedding 1? Some of Danny’s photos with other West End stars look stunning (his ones of Samantha Barks and Lucie Jones for example but I don’t know how much of that is they’re just extremely photogenic people), but his photos of Carrie have never been his best work and he’s not a wedding photographer. Did they just ask him to do it for free for eXpOsUrE given that they loooove their freebies?
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You can't polish a turd.
 
LydiaDeetzHat said:
thats it. I cannot. I just have no words.. Toy Story Ninja Turtles and Super mario.. some ppl should not be allowed to have kids JFC
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To be fair the names aren't for those characters

Buzz is for buzz Aldrin and Tom's love of space
Buddy is for Buddy Holly whos music tom grew up loving
The middle names are family members names eg Gis brother, Tom's dad etc

Don't get me wrong, the names are awful. The only normal one is Max but the other names being weird make his name weird when grouped together
 
Moaninginprivate said:
You can't polish a turd.
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I feel like you're the voice of reason. People keep criticing the photographer when the problem are the bride and groom. They are unattractive and their outfits on the day just make it worse since they are so unflattering. Her makeup also washes her out, it's all so orange/brown.

Edit to add: they also look miserable as duck which doesn't help. Happiness and radiance completely changes people, which is how everyone should be on their wedding day.
 
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So I'm just catching up, but we were right - rather than spend their #2 wedding day just having a good time and enjoying themselves, they spent it posing for Hello magazine?

I see that the Marleybrook House place have commented on the Hello photo that they enjoyed hosting the wedding, so their social media person is in on it, so probably means they scrounged some discount from there too by making sure that Hello mentioned it.

And why, knowing you were selling your soul to Hello Magazine, would you not get a proper photographer in, even for an hour, instead of Danny With His Iphone?
 
This whole thing is very strange. It’s almost a month since fake wedding / second wedding. The two of them clearly knew they had the Hello deal as they have hardly posted anything on instagram themselves, but their friends posted a ton of stuff so it was either not an exclusive deal, or it was and they’ve spent the last three weeks trying to salvage it with the magazine. I thought I was getting used to the dress but Danny with the bad camera angle managed to make it look worse in that caravan shot, and who is the bloke in blue on the bandstand in the main photo? The one that isn’t kind to Joel. Weird choice of photos.
 
GrilledCheese said:
To be fair the names aren't for those characters

Buzz is for buzz Aldrin and Tom's love of space
Buddy is for Buddy Holly whos music tom grew up loving
The middle names are family members names eg Gis brother, Tom's dad etc

Don't get me wrong, the names are awful. The only normal one is Max but the other names being weird make his name weird when grouped together
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They're just so painfully try-hard, 'look at us!'. Why not be a grown up and enjoy your interests without making your kids a walking advertisement for them (and your kerrazy taste in names 🤪).

The first two kids' names don't seem to have much of Gi's influence either unless she happens to have a Michelangelo in her family 🤔 It's all Tom. Seems a shame as she carried them for 9 months.
 
everfair said:
How much do we think Hello paid for these photos? I don’t know what the going rate for celeb wedding photography is these days — 10k? Knock a few quid off because they’re nobodies and the photos are dreadful — 7.5k?
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My guess is maybe like 2 grand? They're not relevant, they're not famous, why would hello pay so much for a couple so boring? Theatre circles are waaaaaay smaller than reality/sports stars

Found this while I was trying to find out. Maybe Hello are doing us all a favour 😉

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Sanctified said:
My guess is maybe like 2 grand? They're not relevant, they're not famous, why would hello pay so much for a couple so boring? Theatre circles are waaaaaay smaller than reality/sports stars

Found this while I was trying to find out. Maybe Hello are doing us all a favour 😉

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The fact that they mention and show pics of Tom more than the bride and groom, and that they managed to fit it in with Amy’s cover is just …. I have no words. Mortifying? I’m having second hand embarrassment for people who feel no embarrassment. It’s just so showy and fake and exploitative. Not that they will see it that way. As so many have mentioned before, neither looks radiantly happy at their first or second wedding. Gi looks more like a bride than Carrie.

Joel has been very quiet and hasn’t even posted the latest Hello! story to the joint account.
 
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