Carrie Hope Fletcher #49 Whoring her book to someone who's dying, doesn't get why that's mortifying

[mushkala]

Why doesn’t she use the subscription as her “tell-all?” She’s been alluding to writing one for ages, and instead of making meaningful content for her subscribers, she just does the same thing on her regular insta.

Because the "tell-all" was about shagging Oliver backstage and now the memories are too painful

 

[TechnicallyNo]

So they picked up their wedding rings on the anniversary of ‘the break up’?
I actually feel sorry for Joel.
He can’t see he’s being used as the biggest ‘FU’ to her ex?
Here are we wondering if she’d vague post about Oli but this is Carrie’s version of ‘getting the last word in’ (typical Carrie) without saying a word.
Will somebody please tell her that Oli doesn’t care?

 

[Ellewoods]

Is it just me (genuinely don’t mean offence) but should we keep the “I dreamt about them” to ourselves?
This forum as a whole calls out the tit show of Carrie, and we call it as we see it.
However we have a reputation of being ‘obsessed’ by those who put theirs lives out there and we happen to have opinions on - and have to come here to have actual discussions about without attack or the super fans or just being deleted.
But whenever I see someone’s had a dream about her or the weird shrek guy (and this is just me, not saying this is right!) I feel it’s a bit weird.
I get you can see someone selling Sky internet outside boots and somehow they end up in your dream, and things like that happen. But with the ‘obsessed’ reputation we have I just don’t feel admitting to her being in dreams is really needed or relevant?
Everything being said here Is based on what we can see, but I can imagine Carrie or others thinking “oh they’re dreaming about me now yeah I knew it OBSESSED!!!”

again I don’t mean to come across any kinda of way I just in a way feel it undermines the reality of what we see when so many are now dreaming about her and sharing these things which didn’t even happen?

(sorry I love you all I promise don’t hate me )

 

[Cd1313]

The only way Carrie would use brain cells is if they were #gifted to her

It's the only way she'd have them available to use, so...

Is it just me (genuinely don’t mean offence) but should we keep the “I dreamt about them” to ourselves?
This forum as a whole calls out the tit show of Carrie, and we call it as we see it.
However we have a reputation of being ‘obsessed’ by those who put theirs lives out there and we happen to have opinions on - and have to come here to have actual discussions about without attack or the super fans or just being deleted.
But whenever I see someone’s had a dream about her or the weird shrek guy (and this is just me, not saying this is right!) I feel it’s a bit weird.
I get you can see someone selling Sky internet outside boots and somehow they end up in your dream, and things like that happen. But with the ‘obsessed’ reputation we have I just don’t feel admitting to her being in dreams is really needed or relevant?
Everything being said here Is based on what we can see, but I can imagine Carrie or others thinking “oh they’re dreaming about me now yeah I knew it OBSESSED!!!”

again I don’t mean to come across any kinda of way I just in a way feel it undermines the reality of what we see when so many are now dreaming about her and sharing these things which didn’t even happen?

(sorry I love you all I promise don’t hate me )

You put way more thought into it than I did, but I can't say I disagree with not really loving them tbh. I just scroll past, but I get it. I am admittedly usually the minority, though lol

 

[jolene4745]

What is she serenading the cat with?

I was wondering the exact same thing! Poor Edgar, has to live with and be serenaded by Carrot Top. He also has to live with Wet Lettuce No Neck Shrek. what a nightmare

 

[Ellewoods]

It's the only way she'd have them available to use, so...


You put way more thought into it than I did, but I can't say I disagree with not really loving them tbh. I just scroll past, but I get it. I am admittedly usually the minority, though lol

Thank you for understanding!!
Understandably I have a distain for people talking about their dreams anyway, unless it’s a friend saying “I dreamt I was dating my ex last night and it made me sad” cause it’s them talking about real feelings FROM that dream, rather than “I had a dream last night…. You were there…. There was a water slide. It was pink… don’t get many pink water slides so that was weird. Anyway… I wanted to go down, but there was no water… the lm suddenly I was on the moon and that’s why there water no water?”
Like oh my god you’re just longing out something that DIDNT EVEN HAPPEN STOP THIS.

But Hahhaha with that said, I understand dreams mean tit, I just feel we shouldn’t be talking about things that didn’t happen, or even adding to The ‘we are so obsessed To the point we are now dreaming about them” idea.

tbh I’ll prob go dream about them tonight cause I’ve drank a lot of wine and written this and I’m worried I’ll upset you guys so it’ll be on my mind, but I know Carrie herself, or even some super fans who are on the fence reading this may agree but I do worry the dreams may make them discard any truth

I make no sense- this message is bought to you by a weekend of rosé

 

[Stegosauria]

I wish I dreamt about influencer tit shows, it would way more interesting than my usual teeth falling out dream.

 

[HeyUhey]

Thread title there hahaha -
Carrie Hope Fletcher #50 From Loving Out Loud to Regretting in Reclusiveness"

I’d be honored to have found a title for these threads

 

[mushkala]

So they picked up their wedding rings on the anniversary of ‘the break up’?
I actually feel sorry for Joel.
He can’t see he’s being used as the biggest ‘FU’ to her ex?
Here are we wondering if she’d vague post about Oli but this is Carrie’s version of ‘getting the last word in’ (typical Carrie) without saying a word.
Will somebody please tell her that Oli doesn’t care?

If Oliver cares it's only to breathe a sigh of relief that maybe she'll stop dragging him through the mud online as the evil meanie villain who abandoned her

 

[PixieLOL]

Dunno if this is even worth mentioning but Carrie was mentioned in Reddit’s gossip subreddit/DeuxMoi subreddit the other day and comments were not positive. A few mentioning the tit show that is this relationship and how jarring it is as well as her reputation for loving the block button.

Might just be some users from here posting there too but interesting to me to see that others are noticing how jarring this is and confirms it’s not just “us haters” y’know

 

[geniefromdownunder]

I’d be honored to have found a title for these threads

Defs all credit to you and not me! I won't ride off of your fame and coattails.. like someone we know

 

[SomeoneLOLd]

Is it just me (genuinely don’t mean offence) but should we keep the “I dreamt about them” to ourselves?
This forum as a whole calls out the tit show of Carrie, and we call it as we see it.
However we have a reputation of being ‘obsessed’ by those who put theirs lives out there and we happen to have opinions on - and have to come here to have actual discussions about without attack or the super fans or just being deleted.
But whenever I see someone’s had a dream about her or the weird shrek guy (and this is just me, not saying this is right!) I feel it’s a bit weird.
I get you can see someone selling Sky internet outside boots and somehow they end up in your dream, and things like that happen. But with the ‘obsessed’ reputation we have I just don’t feel admitting to her being in dreams is really needed or relevant?
Everything being said here Is based on what we can see, but I can imagine Carrie or others thinking “oh they’re dreaming about me now yeah I knew it OBSESSED!!!”

again I don’t mean to come across any kinda of way I just in a way feel it undermines the reality of what we see when so many are now dreaming about her and sharing these things which didn’t even happen?

(sorry I love you all I promise don’t hate me )

Totally agree!
Tattle gets a bad enough reputation as it is and it’s weird reading fake things

 

[Mmmmmm]

So No Neck Shrek did have a #birthdaysurprise...Mostly Carrie's friends were there and No Neck Shrek's token "best friend"...You know, the hot one Carrie wishes she would end up with instead of the wet lettuce she is about to get married to... Also Joel why are you not wearing you favourite Christmas presents anymore?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? You know the ugly scarf your gorgeous wife to be crocheted for you with leftovers yarn?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Klaus123]

They have no chemistry whatsoever. Instead of taking time to herself to recover from a massive break up (break ups are hard!), she dived headfirst into being with him. She doesn’t know who she is without a man. She relates happiness to being in a relationship. She’s now wasting time with him despite obviously not being into him, instead of taking her time to find someone new that she genuinely gets on with and likes.

She seemed to place a lot on turning 30, as though her life is basically over so she should quickly settle down and “be like everyone else” despite her “not like other girls” personality. She loves attention so maybe planning the wedding where she’s at the centre of it is a bit exciting right now but once it’s over, what is there? A marriage. She 100% is going to crash so hard after this wedding unless she plows on and focuses on becoming pregnant.

I’ve been single for years & I’m 31. My last break up hit me very hard (it was with the father of my child so maybe extra painful.) However, I am now totally okay with being on my own and have my own happiness. No good comes from forcing relationships.

 

[Lilu22]

Honestly no one over the age of 18 should still be doing the duck face pout pose

 

[anon1405]

Do we think Carrie forgot his birthday so had to rope in her friends to celebrate with him?

Or do we think she’s read here and is giving Joel what he wants - connections to people in her life?

 

[seafeather]

So No Neck Shrek did have a #birthdaysurprise...Mostly Carrie's friends were there and No Neck Shrek's token "best friend"...You know, the hot one Carrie wishes she would end up with instead of the wet lettuce she is about to get married to... Also Joel why are you not wearing you favourite Christmas presents anymore?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? You know the ugly scarf your gorgeous wife to be crocheted for you with leftovers yarn?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Tattle are so Vile but they said that Crabbie didn't plan anything for his birthday so he just HAD to prove us wrong... Still not actually convinced that he didn't just sort this himself.

 

[ImagineElspeth]

Can any of them just smile properly for once in their lives? All of them are doing the village idiot mouth gape in that Crystal Maze photo.

Also the only female friend they could find was his best friends wife? Carrie really isn't a girl's girl is she?

 

[wordzalad]

Can any of them just smile properly for once in their lives? All of them are doing the village idiot mouth gape in that Crystal Maze photo.

Also the only female friend they could find was his best friends wife? Carrie really isn't a girl's girl is she?

Carrie doesnt like other girls cause she wants to be the only girl. Cause she’s quirky see

 

[Shamelesshorse]

Is it just me (genuinely don’t mean offence) but should we keep the “I dreamt about them” to ourselves?
This forum as a whole calls out the tit show of Carrie, and we call it as we see it.
However we have a reputation of being ‘obsessed’ by those who put theirs lives out there and we happen to have opinions on - and have to come here to have actual discussions about without attack or the super fans or just being deleted.
But whenever I see someone’s had a dream about her or the weird shrek guy (and this is just me, not saying this is right!) I feel it’s a bit weird.
I get you can see someone selling Sky internet outside boots and somehow they end up in your dream, and things like that happen. But with the ‘obsessed’ reputation we have I just don’t feel admitting to her being in dreams is really needed or relevant?
Everything being said here Is based on what we can see, but I can imagine Carrie or others thinking “oh they’re dreaming about me now yeah I knew it OBSESSED!!!”

again I don’t mean to come across any kinda of way I just in a way feel it undermines the reality of what we see when so many are now dreaming about her and sharing these things which didn’t even happen?

(sorry I love you all I promise don’t hate me )

I’m blocked by her and this thread is the last one I read before bed. It’s not my fault my brain decided to replace John Travolta with Joel…it’s definitely not something I would willingly do

if anything I’m obsessed with tattle, I spend far more time on here than I do IG of FB