Caroline Hirons #37 The Devil Wears Camo

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Pitting the oaf against Trinny is hilarious and the oaf is deluded if she thinks she’s in the same league. Love her or loathe her, she is a household name and most people will be aware of her from her very popular 00s tv show. She’s recognisable even from her first name alone (Trinny and Susannah)

The oaf is a medium sized blogger and won’t be on most people’s radar except for those interested in skincare
 
SqualorVictoria said:
Pitting the oaf against Trinny is hilarious and the oaf is deluded if she thinks she’s in the same league. Love her or loathe her, she is a household name and most people will be aware of her from her very popular 00s tv show. She’s recognisable even from her first name alone (Trinny and Susannah)

The oaf is a medium sized blogger and won’t be on most people’s radar except for those interested in skincare
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medium sized except for her head
 
SqualorVictoria said:
Pitting the oaf against Trinny is hilarious and the oaf is deluded if she thinks she’s in the same league. Love her or loathe her, she is a household name and most people will be aware of her from her very popular 00s tv show. She’s recognisable even from her first name alone (Trinny and Susannah)

The oaf is a medium sized blogger and won’t be on most people’s radar except for those interested in skincare
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Yes absolutely. Only the Freaks would recognise "Caroline" by her first name alone. Must make Hirons furious that, if not in quite the same league as Madonna and Cher for example, Trinny is recognised way beyond these shores 😅
 
Gotta love that comment.

can’t wait for Hirons to see it and hunt that person down. I wonder if she’s sh@gged that persons dad like the other one?
 

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This is where her obsession with not using her name "because look what happened to Jo Malone, she sold her company and lost her name" fails too. Trinny, Lisa Eldridge, Victoria Beckham - all using their own names. Oaf thinks that's beneath her and uses Skin Rocks when the average person doesn't know what Skin Rocks is. She should have capitalised on all the articles about her, and being on This Morning by using her name but when she launched she was already thinking about her exit strategy. That was a mistake she can't now undo
 
Omg that’s brutal! 😮
However, it does show what people who have never heard of her truly think.

The Freaks are victims of The Emperor’s New Clothes.
They seem blinkered and cannot see that actually she doesn’t look great for her age.
I used to think about 5 or more years ago, although even then she looked her years, her skin did look good. Now I don’t even think her skin looks anything special. Her “glow” is just unabsorbed product. It’s shine not glow.
 
50sGirl said:
Omg that’s brutal! 😮
However, it does show what people who have never heard of her truly think.

The Freaks are victims of The Emperor’s New Clothes.
They seem blinkered and cannot see that actually she doesn’t look great for her age.
I used to think about 5 or more years ago, although even then she looked her years, her skin did look good. Now I don’t even think her skin looks anything special. Her “glow” is just unabsorbed product. It’s shine not glow.
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I’ve always said that about the “glow”. Drives me nuts. It’s shine from too much product ffs!
 
50sGirl said:
Omg that’s brutal! 😮
However, it does show what people who have never heard of her truly think.

The Freaks are victims of The Emperor’s New Clothes.
They seem blinkered and cannot see that actually she doesn’t look great for her age.
I used to think about 5 or more years ago, although even then she looked her years, her skin did look good. Now I don’t even think her skin looks anything special. Her “glow” is just unabsorbed product. It’s shine not glow.
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That making the teas comment had me crying!

I'm the same as you, when I first started watching her I thought her skin looked younger than her age. She had smooth, even toned skin. Then somehow botox, filler, accumulated sun damage and orange fake tan took over. She stopped wearing her hair up which probably helped ptotect it from damage, so now it's wispier due to menopause and brittle due to bleaching. It's a mess. All that has meant she now looks like she partied hard in her 20s and 30s and older than her age. It's not just ageing, it's everything added together.

If you are going to be in the beauty business, you need to invest in your face like Lisa Eldridge has done. She's not some gorgeous model, but she has made the best of her looks and looked after herself. Botox is done mindfully and I bet it costs her thousands each time. You know she is careful with everything as when she got her brows microbladed, she drew the two or three hairs on herself that she wanted done. Nothing more than that. Less is more. The oaf probably demands a discount (you can just imagine her going "most influential woman in beauty, I am. Magazine said so") and goes for the maximum dosage. She definitely has filler blindness when you get so used to it being there, that you don't notice it so much and get top ups when you don't need them.
 
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