Caroline Hirons #37 The Devil Wears Camo
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Well I haven’t visited for a couple of days but you made my night.
I wonder how long it will be before she goes on a rampant rampage of trying troll the posters on the Shark ad. I might just crack open the popcorn. They were not holding back.
greg knob panda was “The National” knob in Hirons team.
I was disappointed when I saw baggers had done the podcast, but as I didn’t listen (no way am I going to increase her stats) I’m pleased to read that she didn’t take any crap. Out of them all I think she’s the most reliable, reasonable and honest and pleasant. Plus she can string a sentence together without all the foul language. and I laughed at mid range.
I did see that Hirons tagged Sharlene Spiteri in her ABBA Christmas jumper post. I bet Sharlene was over the moon to be reminded of spending that evening with her.
I wonder how long it will be before she goes on a rampant rampage of trying troll the posters on the Shark ad. I might just crack open the popcorn. They were not holding back.
greg knob panda was “The National” knob in Hirons team.
I was disappointed when I saw baggers had done the podcast, but as I didn’t listen (no way am I going to increase her stats) I’m pleased to read that she didn’t take any crap. Out of them all I think she’s the most reliable, reasonable and honest and pleasant. Plus she can string a sentence together without all the foul language. and I laughed at mid range.
I did see that Hirons tagged Sharlene Spiteri in her ABBA Christmas jumper post. I bet Sharlene was over the moon to be reminded of spending that evening with her.
skincaresceptic
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I haven’t watched it but I think Nadine was swearing in the podcast. Why has she lowered herself like this?
Jelly Bean
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Lovely 
Shades of Donald Trump with his daughter.
Shades of Donald Trump with his daughter.
LittleBirdie
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Why is she grabbing her daughter’s arse?? Bizarre.
Also, nothing gives me irrational rage more than labels left on the underside of shoes.
Also, nothing gives me irrational rage more than labels left on the underside of shoes.
50sGirl
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Doing her usual “does it make my face look slimmer?” expression!
Jellycat369
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An absolutely abysmal movie. A friend and I went to see it. Was glad we did it on a Meerkat Movies deal and didn't pay full price!
SqualorVictoria
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This looks relaxing
I'd find a spell in the town stocks circa 1312 more relaxing than this.
bottlewrapper
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Other than onlookers not throwing rotten vegetables, the humiliation level is basically the same.
The last time I ever did one of these dumb counter 'makeovers' was at a Chanel counter, where it did feel like a suspiciously large amount of product had been applied, but I trusted the 'beauty consultant'.
Right up until the point when a man walking past looked at me and started laughing.
cshellscshellsonthecshore
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Trinny London, perhaps?
Nadine’s “listener” questions on Hirons’ pod is out. They never posted Nadine was going to be a guest, she obviously takes the freaks for fools to believe they are genuinely listener questions. You’d have to be mystic Meg to know who was a guest in advance to send in a question 
skincaresceptic
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Tbf they could be general questions submitted. I don’t think she’s ever said they are directed at specific guests has she? I hate myself when I stick up for her but I do like to be fairNadine’s “listener” questions on Hirons’ pod is out. They never posted Nadine was going to be a guest, she obviously takes the freaks for fools to believe they are genuinely listener questions. You’d have to be mystic Meg to know who was a guest in advance to send in a question
bottlewrapper
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But they can only ever be general questions, which are so generic and basic they could be asked of anyone... What's your favourite product (it's always cleanser)? What product would you take to a desert island (spf)? Do you always take your make up off before bed (yes, I just use a different type of cleanser) etc. It's just about shoehorning as many different brands into the answers as possible.Tbf they could be general questions submitted. I don’t think she’s ever said they are directed at specific guests has she? I hate myself when I stick up for her but I do like to be fair
In that case, why say they are listener questions? Just call them Caroline's Basic Bookends (registered trademark pending) or something!
It's like Smash Hits interviews circa 1991 where they always asked the same things: How did you meet (at job centre)? What's your favourite colour (always red or blue)? Which artist would you most like to do a duet with (always someone on the same label, male singers always had to choose a woman to prove they weren't gay, female singers always chose another woman so they didn't upset their boyfriend)? Where is your favourite place in the world (always New York if they were going to try and crack America, Tokyo if their main sales were in Japan, or their Mum's kitchen if they were out on tour)?
MakkaPakka
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Caroline Hirons - Glad We Had This Chat
There are few people that know more about skin than Caroline Hirons. And now, the UK’s leading skincare expert, is going on her first ever tour in February 2025. Join her, as she brings her hugely successful podcast - Glad We Had This Chat - live to theatres around the UK & Ireland next year...
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Is she taking the piss? Tickets from €37.30? in the second half of the show, there will be an audience Q&A with Caroline and an exclusive on-stage skincare demo.
Absolute piss take. She's just not aspirational in any way. The only makeup type who could sell out bums in seats in a theatre like that is VB imo. Maybe Trinny and that brothel madam ringer Charlotte Tilbury too. Not the screeching oaf.Caroline Hirons - Glad We Had This Chat
There are few people that know more about skin than Caroline Hirons. And now, the UK’s leading skincare expert, is going on her first ever tour in February 2025. Join her, as she brings her hugely successful podcast - Glad We Had This Chat - live to theatres around the UK & Ireland next year...
Is she taking the piss? Tickets from €37.30? in the second half of the show, there will be an audience Q&A with Caroline and an exclusive on-stage skincare demo.
SqualorVictoria
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I love this part: As with the podcast, the Glad We Had This Chat Unfiltered tour, will be a one-stop shop for all things beauty, skincare and beyond. And Caroline will be chatting to a different special guest (they will be announced soon) live on stage at every show - not only about their skincare regime, but about life too.
So you’re expected to pay the best part of €40 without knowing who this ‘special guest’ is
So you’re expected to pay the best part of €40 without knowing who this ‘special guest’ is
bottlewrapper
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An 'exclusive on-stage skincare demo'?Caroline Hirons - Glad We Had This Chat
There are few people that know more about skin than Caroline Hirons. And now, the UK’s leading skincare expert, is going on her first ever tour in February 2025. Join her, as she brings her hugely successful podcast - Glad We Had This Chat - live to theatres around the UK & Ireland next year...
Is she taking the piss? Tickets from €37.30? in the second half of the show, there will be an audience Q&A with Caroline and an exclusive on-stage skincare demo.
I think we all know that will be Greg, walking on to Erasure, as Hirons jumps up and does her dancing, whilst the more feeble-minded in the audience laugh hilariously.
Then a volunteer will be selected,