Brummy Mummy #156 She’s even more of a mega twit this year and we’re only a few days in

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

It’s even got c for …. now what was the word @Allusernamesiputinaretook suggested?

Ahhh that’ll be bleep ……perfect personalised bag for the self indulgent bleep……who only spaffed £300+ on a coach bag cos probably not one single babette said she needed a neutral bag……when’s a babette gonna suggest she needs a labotomy

 

[MoodyMerde]

Brother in law????

I vaguely remember a pre-covid family meal out where ’s family were allowed to go. Think Ste has a brother and a sister, I might have dreamt that in my perimenopause brain fog though

 

[BonBon27]

Hmm not sure. What did you have for breakfast? Because if it was jus rol and unwashed blueberries then I think you need to leave

Oh actually I was so impressed with the AD for dinner food that Babs posted at 7 in the morning that I cooked vegetarian nuggets and raw potato waffles, then ate them under a manky blanky with a glass of bright orange fizzy pop. That’s what I’m supposed to do right, cos PUS says so?!?

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

The handbag reminds me of my grandads colostomy bag.

 

[focusdochas]

I’m of the opinion that you can wear whatever you want but herself and a few others are making me question that opinion

 

[Hareandbear]

Pasta sandals are making a comeback

 

[Missymoo92]

Wearing something from YOUR wedding at someone else's wedding to make it all about you...

Only you Emma. Only you.

 

[Behelzabobs]

No one told her to buy that bag. Braggy bleep.

And how filtered is the photo in the car?

The caption should say “ look tattle I’ve made an effort”

How matronly does she look in this monstrosity and don’t get me started on the crappy shoes

and it’s probably best if gormless doesn’t smile

 

[Rachybat]

It’s - degrees and she’s dressing for summer and putting her washing outside. She’s hilarious and not in a good way.

 

[Lettuce]

She will look fabulous at a relatives wedding with that cracking rack hanging out. Very classy…! And why is the buckle on those sandals right in the middle and not the side of the cankle. How odd…! And they look very tight too…!

 

[Hareandbear]

Notice the phrasing ‘they are wearing facinators’!

 

[SingSong]

The shoes don't go with that dress, the dress is more cool toned.

She sees something else when she looks in the mirror, she loves herself so much she's oblivious to the state she is.

 

[Barnabybear]

How can someone that spends so much money on clothes and accessories manage to look like she's rummaged through black bags that have been left outside the local Sally Army shop?

 

[Candyfloss1974!]

Babs that stunning wedding outfit will be complete if you can get a headband, preferably one that has a pasta bow on it to match those shoes

 

[Jossstickjunky]

How about double bags? Anything but that horrendous dress and shoes that don't go together at all!
ETA
That dress looks like the nylon nighties from the sixties!

 

[Behelzabobs]

The shoes don't go with that dress, the dress is more cool toned.

She sees something else when she looks in the mirror, she loves herself so much she's oblivious to the state she is.

I think we have become a nation where everyone says “ you look fab! you slay girl” even though the person looks bleeping awful

even when someone posts their crap outfit and says what do you think, god help the person who says what they think no matter how nice

like her mate Alison Perry kicking off because someone didn’t think this outfit suited her

 

[Helmac79]

Babs that stunning wedding outfit will be complete if you can get a headband, preferably one that has a pasta bow on it to match those shoes

Yes! And the bigger the better!

 

[zebby]

She really has no idea about how to put an outfit together, does she? And let’s be honest Babs you would have bought a ‘neutral bag’ even if the Babettes hadn’t suggested it!

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I don't think, in all my time on this earth, I've ever told a total stranger that they need a neutral bag. So this is me giving you permission to go and buy a neutral bag, if you need it.

 

[Helmac79]

I think we have become a nation where everyone says “ you look fab! you slay girl” even though the person looks bleeping awful

even when someone posts their crap outfit and says what do you think, god help the person who says what they think no matter how nice

like her mate Alison Perry kicking off because someone didn’t think this outfit suited her

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I had a quick look at her instagram- wow! 2 peas in a pod!!

 

[shazbev]

Er she does know it's a wedding and not fancy dress. The only person able to pull this off is a 5 year old at a school disco or a panto dame. That is all