Brummy Mummy #156 She’s even more of a mega twit this year and we’re only a few days in

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A couples special day and blobs will certainly turn it around to all be about her, her MIL probably only mentioned the fascinators to give cuntway advance warning of dress code…..she’s gonna look an absolute state in that dress especially without the magic mirror 😂😂 wonder if Pippi Longstockings will be a bridesmaid
I think we would have heard if Pippi was minding the bride 👰‍♀️
 
Too much titty on show for a wedding & FFS wear a fascinator, personally I think everyone suits them as long as it's the right colour, size and style. I've got a huge box of different ones . I convinced my friend who said never , she only said that because she'd never worn one and hated the thought of it but actually really liked herself in it. She absolutely should not wear the clip she wore to her wedding.
 
Too much titty on show for a wedding & FFS wear a fascinator, personally I think everyone suits them as long as it's the right colour, size and style. I've got a huge box of different ones . I convinced my friend who said never , she only said that because she'd never worn one and hated the thought of it but actually really liked herself in it. She absolutely should not wear the clip she wore to her wedding.
She will probably wear it then lie and say she lost it at the wedding for a dramatic story 🙄
 
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bleeping munter 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
 
the utter gall of the woman to do an ad for plant based nuggets having spent months complaining when Ethan decided to be vegetarian at the chore of having to fit a box of veggie nuggets in the freezer alongside all their non-veggie beige foods, continually drumming into him that it's "just a phase" with pressure to give it up, even serving him a roast dinner of solely veg, roast potatoes and gravy because there are no plant-based protein options outside of veggie nuggets 🙄 - and then, when she realised that her sweet, kind, caring, sensitive animal-loving son may not be going through a "phase", she spitefully tricking him into eating gelatine and then told him that, as a result, he wasn't veggie any longer, and going back to feeding him chicken nuggets. she refused to even TRY the quorn nuggets she had in the freezer when Ethan was veggie, yet ofc she is delighted to work with a brand to advertise veggie nuggets if it lines HER pockets! not that babs herself will have eaten them ofc, but the absolute audacity of the woman to be promoting plant-based foods when she was so cruel to little E and bullied him into eating meat again because she decided it was an inconvenience to HER to have to buy an extra box of nuggets! 😡

genuinely hope he uses that ad as an opportunity to announce he is veggie again, as she can hardly criticise him all over the Internet when she has just advertised a plant-based product as being "just as good as chicken" and tasting "just like chicken" and eve described it as a "bonus" that they are meat free - certainly didn't see it as a bonus when little E decided he didn't want to eat animals. she is such a witch to that kid. 😔

I don’t remember any of this? When did she serve Ethan a roast of just vegetables or trick him into eating gelatine?
 
Tomorrows brand work predictions-
👍🏻"come with me" gesturing by Steven, Erin and Ethan
👍🏻High jinx fun basic music
👍🏻Open mouthed gurning and grinning
👍🏻Making a comedy mess
👍🏻Thumbs up and thumbs down cheering and booing
👍🏻Plonked onto the sofa at some point
👍🏻 Not much of Erin on camera
👍🏻Ethan doing all the heavy lifting in whatever that tit show turns out to be

There must be more I've forgotten!
 
A couples special day and blobs will certainly turn it around to all be about her, her MIL probably only mentioned the fascinators to give cuntway advance warning of dress code…..she’s gonna look an absolute state in that dress especially without the magic mirror 😂😂 wonder if Pippi Longstockings will be a bridesmaid

TT is officiating at the wedding, singing the song for the first dance and driving the wedding car.
 
Tomorrows brand work predictions-
👍🏻"come with me" gesturing by Steven, Erin and Ethan
👍🏻High jinx fun basic music
👍🏻Open mouthed gurning and grinning
👍🏻Making a comedy mess
👍🏻Thumbs up and thumbs down cheering and booing
👍🏻Plonked onto the sofa at some point
👍🏻 Not much of Erin on camera
👍🏻Ethan doing all the heavy lifting in whatever that tit show turns out to be

There must be more I've forgotten!
Yes, definitely some comedy flour on the nose.
 
Tomorrows brand work predictions-
👍🏻"come with me" gesturing by Steven, Erin and Ethan
👍🏻High jinx fun basic music
👍🏻Open mouthed gurning and grinning
👍🏻Making a comedy mess
👍🏻Thumbs up and thumbs down cheering and booing
👍🏻Plonked onto the sofa at some point
👍🏻 Not much of Erin on camera
👍🏻Ethan doing all the heavy lifting in whatever that tit show turns out to be

There must be more I've forgotten!
Some kind of innuendo- soggy bottom, nice buns, etc
 
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