I’ve been in pyjamas since Thursday I also have flu - proper flu not “bab” flu so getting out of bed has been a challenge. But I’ve still managed to have a shower with help (who knew water could feel like it’s burning your skin?!) whilst my other half has changed the bed 3 times in 3 days tmi I apologise but the point is we, even when we are sick we have better personal hygiene than this pig
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Honestly I can imagine saying to Mr Bird. “Dear I know I’m a big SM star and your work colleagues and family already know I keep your balls in my Gucci because of how cuckolding I am to you but I want you to further embarrass yourself on my very public platform with your gormless expression and shite acting…” “no no I don’t care what you think you’re doing it…..”
My ass would be kicked to the kerb before I’d finished talking
And those aren’t croissants Emma, you thick witch. They are pain au chocolat.More crude stuff from the absolute fake and that breakfast looks wank
More crude stuff from the absolute fake and that breakfast looks wank
More crude stuff from the absolute fake and that breakfast looks wank
You can always tell a lot about a person's hygiene standards by the state of their blueberries .
She knows they’re not croissants, right? You can literally see the strip of shite chocolate poking out of the edge of the one they’ve cut in 4 to share. And if they are croissants she’s clearly never seen a croissant in the wild cause it even looks like a pain au chocolateMore crude stuff from the absolute fake and that breakfast looks wank
Sorry didn’t see this I blame the feverAnd those aren’t croissants Emma, you thick witch. They are pain au chocolat.
Sending healingI’ve been in pyjamas since Thursday I also have flu - proper flu not “bab” flu so getting out of bed has been a challenge. But I’ve still managed to have a shower with help (who knew water could feel like it’s burning your skin?!) whilst my other half has changed the bed 3 times in 3 days tmi I apologise but the point is we, even when we are sick we have better personal hygiene than this pig
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Honestly I can imagine saying to Mr Bird. “Dear I know I’m a big SM star and your work colleagues and family already know I keep your balls in my Gucci because of how cuckolding I am to you but I want you to further embarrass yourself on my very public platform with your gormless expression and shite acting…” “no no I don’t care what you think you’re doing it…..”
My ass would be kicked to the kerb before I’d finished talking
she's tangling herself up in the usual web of lies and inconsistencies!
I don’t understand why she has to ask the internet this kinda shiteTell us you need to get a life because you’re a bored housewife without telling us … etc.
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I don’t understand why she has to ask the internet this kinda shite
Does she not know that as long as the ground is dry your washing will dry?Tell us you need to get a life because you’re a bored housewife without telling us … etc.
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But do you buy your leggings on amaZON and aff link to one and all?Right so after seeing her this morning - just me or did we all rush to the mirror and pull our hair back and judge whether we have a forehead or a sevenhead?!? I think I’m ok
Also I would like to confess to you cow bags - today I am wearing new balance trainers, Nike socks over the top of my black leggings, a Disneyland Paris spirit jersey and a long duvet coat. Feel like Babs please don’t strip me of my cow bag privileges, she didn’t invent this trend and I am a fashion victim as my husband very kindly told me this morning Please can I stay?!?