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Er she does know it's a wedding and not fancy dress. The only person able to pull this off is a 5 year old at a school disco or a panto dame. That is all
sorry pals
This is amazing!Your comment reminded me I made this a few years ago
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Edit: I'm leaving it for transparency but my grammar is truly appalling here
Edit 2: would also like to point out I made this for Tattle....not just for my own benefit
I think Stephen has a brother AND a sister, but she usually only mentions his sister?Weird! Surely you would say going to see Stephen‘s sister not ‘to my bro in laws’ , unless the sister got divorced and they have stayed friends with the ex husband
Me too!! In all honesty, if she likes what she wears- great! It's her wearing it not me. I do reserve the right to think that what she likes doesn't necessarily suit her though
Notice only one plate has blueberries (probably Ethan’s) and I imagine the plate you can’t really see is bab’s and has extra pain au chocolate and no fruitMore crude stuff from the absolute fake and that breakfast looks wank
i mentioned this at Christmas - I was surprised because she randomly mentioned that Steve has a sister AND a brother, when I swear she and only ever mentioned that he had a sister - also named Claire. I can't remember if it was a vlog or a story, but she was talking about spending time with "Steve's family", and mentioned his brother and I remember being SHOOKETH at the revelation. so I'm assuming this "brother in law" is Steve's brother (?!) bit of a mystery though - an estranged brother who had distanced himself from the family and just got back in contact? or a long-lost brother randomly got in touch? no idea, but it is definitely a mystery... 🕵Weird! Surely you would say going to see Stephen‘s sister not ‘to my bro in laws’ , unless the sister got divorced and they have stayed friends with the ex husband
I think we have become a nation where everyone says “ you look fab! you slay girl” even though the person looks bleeping awful
even when someone posts their crap outfit and says what do you think, god help the person who says what they think no matter how nice
like her mate Alison Perry kicking off because someone didn’t think this outfit suited her
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...and Louise Pentland is the wish version of Josie Gibson loll
Why can’t she wear a fascinator like a normal woman? Those massive toddler headbands are no real difference in size to a fascinator AND why is she being peer pressured? I bleeping hate fascinators and headbands so even if everyone in the group I was with was wearing one I still wouldn’t wear one as I’m a bleeping grown up and do what I want
Wearing a gold shoes with a dress that has no gold accents more glass and silver. duck me she’s stupidThe caption should say “ look tattle I’ve made an effort”
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How matronly does she look in this monstrosity and don’t get me started on the crappy shoes
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and it’s probably best if gormless doesn’t smile
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Someone said something in the comments then she did a big rant It was in her videos which disappear after 24 hours
And Jodie Gibson is wish version of Holly Willoughby
"would also like to point out I made this for Tattle....not just for my own benefit"Your comment reminded me I made this a few years ago
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Edit: I'm leaving it for transparency but my grammar is truly appalling here
Edit 2: would also like to point out I made this for Tattle....not just for my own benefit
When I saw the on the model vs me tagline I thought she was going to take the piss out of herself looking so tit in it compared to the model - you know, expectation vs reality, LOL, wish I looked as good as her etc etc. But no, she thought she looked good in itSomeone said something in the comments then she did a big rant It was in her videos which disappear after 24 hours
She said someone had said the outfit was not a good look and she said how would they feel if people went up to them in the street and commented on their outfit
She doesn’t seem to understand there’s big difference between asking people on social media what they think and approaching strangers in the street to comment on their outfit
Must have got the same magic mirror as Babs that gives you delusions of being amazing when you’re actually average, if not slightly below!
love how she is justifying spending over £300 on an ugly bag because the babettes supposedly told her to buy a neutral handbag! all THEIR fault she was forced to spend such an extortionate amount, because obvs it is impossible to find a neutral coloured bag in Primark.
🛍 to intervene and start sending her DMs of ugly tat she NEEDS to buy - given that she kept that hideous green fireplace she planned to replace solely because a babette told her that it gave Slytherin vibes and she wnayed to impress them, we could easily persuade her to buy and wear some truly ridiculous outfits - even more so than the toddler outfits and glittery party dresses and hair bows she usually wears, which in itself is a challenge i am up for! an achievement worthy of an excel certificate for sure! 
also the butting in conversations. Not being able to follow her own thoughts process & blaming brain fog?
Back when Ethan went vegetarian and babs was insisting it was "a phase" with the usual eye rolls every time she mentioned it in her stories, and constantly trying to remind him that he would grow out of it etc, she was furious that she was forced to fit a box of veggie nuggets in the freezer alongside all their beige food - such an INCONVENIENCE - and after a while she obvs realised that it wasn't "a phase" - and after telling him off for dating to eat some cucumber from the fridge because it was for the rats, NOT HIM, she was complaining that he couldn't eat King of the Roast's dinner, pretty sure he therefore had to eat just the roasties and veg, because it didn't cross her mind that alternate vegetarian proteins actually exist. this was back when she had recently got the slow cooker, yet the concept of slow cooked veggie meals for the the boy was an obvious no, despite everyone knowing that if it had been the golden child who had decided to be vegetarian, babs would have respected he. decision and been praising her to everyone and eating veggie meals alongside her.
