Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

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I don't think he ever will get it. It's a fair point calling his Bali trip unrealistic for most people. He picks up on that person's situation to say he can't showcase having children. But surely it's good to make your content accessible to everyone.

He could go on about cheaper ways to get the same boost as a fitness holiday. But instead thinks he's being so motivational droning on about his and how he "completely transformed my physique" in two weeks. He looks more or less the same.to me, more tanned but still just as unappealing.
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This whole last minute trip to "completely transform his body" is just an AD for his event to overcharge people for a few days in Bali and sell the unachievable goal of transforming their body in a few days. Outing himself as a tit trainer that will deceive to line his own pockets.

I say his event, but he's just using an influencer company and lending his name to it because he wouldn't be capable. Exactly the same as when an influencer slaps a label on someone else's coffee and marks it up 400% for what they then advertise as the best coffee ever that they spent months in the Amazon handpicking :rolleyes:

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Yel said:
This whole last minute trip to "completely transform his body" is just an AD for his event to overcharge people for a few days in Bali and sell the unachievable goal of transforming their body in a few days. Outing himself as a tit trainer that will deceive to line his own pockets.

I say his event, but he's just using an influencer company and lending his name to it because he wouldn't be capable. Exactly the same as when an influencer slaps a label on someone else's coffee and marks it up 400% for what they then advertise as the best coffee ever that they spent months in the Amazon handpicking :rolleyes:

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It's giving me Emma Chamberlain vibes, the coffee comparison. I'm so sick of these people. New breed of charlatans.
 
Imagine trying to have a conversation with him about anything other than exercising.......he won't be able to contribute a single sentence. I don't know why these women hang out with him, there's no excuse in this day and age to entertain a caveman like him. Girls have some self respect.

PS I love junk food and I hate running
 
Yel said:
I don't think he ever will get it. It's a fair point calling his Bali trip unrealistic for most people. He picks up on that person's situation to say he can't showcase having children. But surely it's good to make your content accessible to everyone.

He could go on about cheaper ways to get the same boost as a fitness holiday. But instead thinks he's being so motivational droning on about his and how he "completely transformed my physique" in two weeks. He looks more or less the same.to me, more tanned but still just as unappealing.
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I mean...
 
coriander said:
Imagine trying to have a conversation with him about anything other than exercising.......he won't be able to contribute a single sentence.
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I bet many people into fitness would roll their eyes at the one size fits all nonsense he spews out.

He needs someone really dim (not niomi smart dim, but really really stupid). Someone who thinks chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.

He's most people's nightmare to have one drink with, let alone date.
 
Hah…his newly ‘transformed physique’ or however he’s labelling it is merely his sweating off water weight. Anyone who lives in a tropical country clime can tell you that. Prosciutto Face should concern himself less with his body, and more with the fact that his face looks like he’s at least a decade older, if not more.
 
oshare said:
Tattlers on a date with Bradley :ROFLMAO::

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(hey i mean he's a big strong high value caveman so he should pay for the drinks! weak kitchen housefemales don't make money so free drinks for us
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I don't see him paying for anyone's drink to be honest, for his birthday he had a drinks menu with pries on it and it and it wasn't cheap. He had a room full of ppl and couldn't even organize an open bar for them for one night.
 
xxxdmcxxx192830594 said:
For someone who bangs on about health and fitness it baffles me that he doesn’t look after his skin more! He’s looking closer to mid 30’s, can’t see him settling down anytime soon he seems to have such a lad mentality when it comes to women, surely even the bimbos out there can’t be that stupid to fall for it!
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Closer to mid 30's?! You are way too generous. We all think he looks at least in the 40-50s range and I know many folks in that age range who look better than Forky without even trying.
 
He's trying to be controversial saying veganism is for the privileged and his vegan clients always have so many problems due to their diet 🙄

Rather sad way to get engagement, but only been up for an hour and already got his most comments in ages.
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