Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

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It's also easy to say when it's your job and you are making your living off of it. He has all day to exercise and to film and sell it.
Other people have other things to worry about; their regular job (loads of ppl with office jobs), partners, families, kids, taking care of the sick/elderly, gardening, volunteering, pets, cooking, cleaning, running a household. It all takes up so much time!
And then on top of that are loads of people unable to -what he calls- "train" due to (mental) health issues.
Exercising/fitness looks so different for everybody. I know people who swim once or twice a week because that's the only thing they can manage, people who play tennis, people who dance, run... However, I also know loads of people who don't "exercise" at all, but in my country it is normal to bike everywhere especially to work and school. Most of them bike at least an hour a day, walk everywhere and even go for bike rides during the weekend when the weather is nice. No, they are not a bunch of strength rats but their endurance is often amazing as they are used to biking and walking through any kind of weather condition throughout the years. There is absolutely no need for these people to still be going to the gym or go boxing or whatever. He's so stupid he really has no knowledge of how "working out/fitness/training" works.

He should just marry himself tbh! He loves himself more than anything else!
He's like Professor Lockhart! So full of himself with posters hanging everywhere and getting a boner when he sees himself in the mirror!

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That was so well said, love that. I think he uses the Q&A's to freely attack people and juts plain tit on them. He's a bully. Guy can't spell to save his life and calls other people lazy, he thinks mental health issues are also a sign of not trying hard enough, yet excuses his bad writing because of his disorder. So it's okay for him but not anyone else... I don't have time to properly exercise, I'm a stay at home mom who freelances, I spend 7 days a week running after my 3 year old because my husband works from home but works crazy long hours and it's all on me during daytime, that's basically my exercise, my legs hurt by mid day. But I guess to Forky I'm still old, ugly and lazy, you know, a female.

I hate him so much. Toxic trump lover, homophobe and sexist nightmare. And a toe fungus aficionado.
 
I cannot believe he has written this. Not everyone is interested in exercise and making it their life. The guy is absolutely deluded. I mean look at his sister and brother in law, for example, they must be immensely unhappy if you measure happiness by your physical appearance and love of exercise. I don't believe they are unhappy, from what I have seen shared on instagram at least, Connie does moan a lot though. Also what is with the massive bulge in his shorts, thatbis just gross Bradley. This is your Business, not your OF site!!!
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Does he have a boner here!!!!!?? ewwwww
 
That was so well said, love that. I think he uses the Q&A's to freely attack people and juts plain tit on them. He's a bully. Guy can't spell to save his life and calls other people lazy, he thinks mental health issues are also a sign of not trying hard enough, yet excuses his bad writing because of his disorder. So it's okay for him but not anyone else... I don't have time to properly exercise, I'm a stay at home mom who freelances, I spend 7 days a week running after my 3 year old because my husband works from home but works crazy long hours and it's all on me during daytime, that's basically my exercise, my legs hurt by mid day. But I guess to Forky I'm still old, ugly and lazy, you know, a female.

I hate him so much. Toxic trump lover, homophobe and sexist nightmare. And a toe fungus aficionado.

Exactly. Taking care of children is so tiring as well and it also involves loads of movement. As you say, running after them all day but also carrying them, helping them with things like dressing, bathing/washing, preparing food, cleaning them up or cleaning after them. Playing outside. Even going anywhere you have to pack and carry a lot of things for small children. It's exhausting! Seriously parents are incredibly strong and amazing! It's tough and at the end of the day you are happy you got through your workday, took good care of your kids, had proper meals and have a somewhat decent house. You are exhausted, who has time and energy to still go to the gym after that? Most people don't have that kind of luxury where they can hire a nanny and have all day off. Most people, especially parents of young children, barely even get sleep. But sure, you guys are all a bunch of lazy housefemales 🥴
 
I cannot believe he has written this. Not everyone is interested in exercise and making it their life. The guy is absolutely deluded. I mean look at his sister and brother in law, for example, they must be immensely unhappy if you measure happiness by your physical appearance and love of exercise. I don't believe they are unhappy, from what I have seen shared on instagram at least, Connie does moan a lot though. Also what is with the massive bulge in his shorts, thatbis just gross Bradley. This is your Business, not your OF site!!!
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I work as a case manager in a hospital and the fittest people are, sometimes, the unhealthiest. Had one woman who was diagnosed with malnutrition because she took her health too seriously. Another gentleman (service member) OD on cocaine because he “didn’t want to drink, but wanted a fix.”

The point I’m trying to make is that people will incorporate maladaptive coping mechanisms “claiming to be healthy,” but look like complete assholes in the end.

Forky will end up with a selfish woman with little substance, feeding his overly inflated ego.
 
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Forky is just a stupid narcissist. The fact that he doesn't see himself aging like fine milk is hilarious.

And he couldn't survive a day in most of our lives. Multitasking? Caregiving? Doing necessary but thankless labour? He'd collapse. Frankly I doubt he could even manage them physically; his body is trained to LOOK strong but I've worked with guys like that who need to stop for a rest and snack every 10 minutes because they carry too much muscle and not enough fat to function. His appearance and obsession are nothing to do with health.
 
I work as a case manager in a hospital and the fittest people are, sometimes, the unhealthiest. Had one woman who was diagnosed with malnutrition because she took her health too seriously. Another gentleman (service member) OD on cocaine because he “didn’t want to drink, but wanted a fix.”

The point I’m trying to make is that people will incorporate maladaptive coping mechanisms “claiming to be healthy,” but look like complete assholes in the end.

Forky will end up with a selfish woman with little substance, feeding his overly inflated ego.

Yes, he always equates looks with health. Stuff like this makes me grind my teeth.
 
Thing is his ‘looks’ will only last so long and he’ll be a dried up middle aged old prune and the next hot young things in fitness will have come along and where will he be? He’s not growing or adapting at all, he seems to think 20 something Chelsea blondes will always fall at his feet. He’s not bright enough to diversify into anything else, so his female will likely move on else where when the money runs out…
 
THIS GUY! He has a face like a bleeping thumb. An old thumb. He is a walking red flag. So arrogant, ugh he is just disgusting.

He loves himself so much that he would never see anyone as an equal. He’s just looking for an airhead bimbo to try and boost his ego. He will be the worst partner and the worst father (hopefully not) with his horrible attitude.

Who the hell describes ageing as a disease?! Does he know what a disease is? Does he know that you can’t reverse the process of ageing? Is this seriously this thick?
 
His day in the life video, so basically he works out, eats, preems himself and sits on the sofa with a laptop "working" for a few hours.

I believe the first three.

Bit rich calling other people bums if they don't work out, some would say this trip to Bali was one big bum fest.
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He can reverse the disease of aging (if you give him cash). :rolleyes:

I wonder why all the people at the influencer centric gyms he goes to in barley are fit, it's almost as if it's their job and whole life 🤦‍♀️

I going to sound like a massive witch, but his face isn't doing a good job of aging well let alone reversing aging.

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A couple of things…

he can’t spell aging 🤡

another thing… Asian don’t raisin
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I cannot believe he has written this. Not everyone is interested in exercise and making it their life. The guy is absolutely deluded. I mean look at his sister and brother in law, for example, they must be immensely unhappy if you measure happiness by your physical appearance and love of exercise. I don't believe they are unhappy, from what I have seen shared on instagram at least, Connie does moan a lot though. Also what is with the massive bulge in his shorts, thatbis just gross Bradley. This is your Business, not your OF site!!!
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God help the woman he ends up with. ( If he ever does manage to settle down) This man is deluded 😂 thinks he’s god’s gift to women when actually he’s our worst nightmare
 
His day in the life video, so basically he works out, eats, preems himself and sits on the sofa with a laptop "working" for a few hours.

I believe the first three.

Bit rich calling other people bums if they don't work out, some would say this trip to Bali was one big bum fest.
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He looks older than jlo. He has a look of 45 year old divorcee looking for a dumb underage blond with fake boobs, acts and speaks like extremely dumb teenager. On the top of all of this...he has an effing fungus on this toe...such a ugly repellent character ugh eeew.
 
Princess Catherine has the best nutrition, the best coaches, is fit like hell, and still.. poor thing is fighting cancer. Yes we have to eat healthy and get a minimum amount of activity. But being this judgmental about people who don't fit a certain mold is stupid and ignorant.
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I'm obviously not saying he deserves to get unwell, but that would give him a reality check that everyone who isn't in "cover model" shape isn't a lazy bum.

He's getting salty at people replying to his "how I got so fit" post. Spoiler alert he worked out twice a day and it was his entire life.

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I think it's sad that he loves to put people down when his entire business should be about lifting people up and motivating them. Happy, body positive PTs are so much more likeable and would feel like a safe, comfortable space for newbies to join.

The more I think about him (ick) the more I realize how empty his life is. His only hobbies are fitness-based - football, gym, running. Oh and going out on the lash. That's all he has. Whereas I'm sure we can all list multiple hobbies or things we enjoy BEFORE even mentioning any fitness related ones, along with our 9-to-5s and parenting children.

Basically, his life may look great at a glance but it's hollow. Like his head.
 
I think it's sad that he loves to put people down when his entire business should be about lifting people up and motivating them. Happy, body positive PTs are so much more likeable and would feel like a safe, comfortable space for newbies to join.

The more I think about him (ick) the more I realize how empty his life is. His only hobbies are fitness-based - football, gym, running. Oh and going out on the lash. That's all he has. Whereas I'm sure we can all list multiple hobbies or things we enjoy BEFORE even mentioning any fitness related ones, along with our 9-to-5s and parenting children.

Basically, his life may look great at a glance but it's hollow. Like his head.

I agree, it is empty and also in a way kind of scary? I don't think it's good center your complete world around 1 thing. If his health completely declines for some reason or he gets into a bad accident (and no, of course I'm not wishing that on him) and he can not exercise because he's become bed or house bound I think it will be incredibly difficult for him.
I am mostly home bound and before I got sick I had many different hobbies, all involved physical movement which I didn't even know until I got sick and I couldn't do them anymore. I struggled so incredibly much, I can not even put it into words and those were my hobbies not even my entire life like with Bradley.
I think it's better to make sure that if 1 or multiple things in your life (like work, hobbies, activities etc.) fall away you still have things you can do that you enjoy.
For me, sometimes the most I can do is listen to a podcast or an audiobook, often that is even too difficult but I have always loved making up stories in my head, I know it sounds silly but having a large fantasy is helpful and it's actually something you can develop throughout time and can be useful later on in life.
Bradley's life is completely centered around working out and even his friends are all like that. If you can't keep up with your friends anymore you will probably lose most of them because you don't have anything to talk about anymore.
 
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