Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

[Mr.Mistoffelees]

Oh poor Bradley, it is really tough being you.

Yes, rich, conventionally attractive, straight white men have the hardest time in this current climate, obviously.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Bradders in the type of bloke that’ll see nothing wrong with the Christian Horner messages
He’s done lots of reading you know….fairytales Bradley? Because you know tit

 

[Cherry Waves]

Oh poor Bradley, it is really tough being you.

He’s absolutely disgusting. I’d love for him to carry a child to term since it’s his job to learn about women. Piece of tit.

 

[Callan]

Oh poor Bradley, it is really tough being you.

He doesn't know anything about being a real man either. Why is he posting this? Gezus.

 

[Mrs.Scamander]

He says he reads! And "quite a bit"! That's the most precious thing.

Good for you, Bradders! If you keep "reading" your picture books and the little bits if Wikipedia that you copy into Stories to answer your imaginary friends' questions, someday you might graduate to grown-up books! They don't have as many pictures, and unfortunately none of the pictures are of you But if you just stick with it you might learn something and wouldn't that be fun?!?

Also no offense meant to anyone (except Bradley) but these gym bros love to act like they know tit about human physiology when there are entire kinesthesiologists, exercise physiologists, registered dietitians, etc. out there. It's honestly cringe-inducing when these meatheads posture as experts.

 

[Callan]

Bradders thinks that going to the gym makes him a doctor too.

 

[Lionsden]

Forky, showing himself from his best angles to impress a newly single 'good friend' female.

 

[insectoverlords]

How does someone who preaches looking after themselves for a career get a fungal toe infection that severe without doing something about it?

 

[Callan]

That might just be the vilest foot I've ever seen in my life. I screeched out loud

 

[Nitfey]

Forky, showing himself from his best angles to impress a newly single 'good friend' female.

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F me ...going to tattle because I could not sleep . Such a bad idea. What the F in the rotten potato is this

 

[Callan]

F me ...going to tattle because I could not sleep . Such a bad idea. What the F in the rotten potato is this

I just ordered takeaway and was sitting at my kitchen island thinking about it and scrolling, it was hilarious how physical my reaction was, comical actually. I did have a good laugh after

It's ironic that he's so obsessed with judging how people look.

 

[Lionsden]

Sorry about the ugly foot everyone! But Forky's alpha ghoul life needs to be documented for future females and clients to see.

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

What a neandathal’s foot. How appropriate!

 

[Callan]

Sorry about the ugly foot everyone! But Forky's alpha ghoul life needs to be documented for future females and clients to see.

100%! And then I think of that nasty dirty rug he had in his previous place, blaming it on the previous "owners" uh huh sure Bradders, by the state of your trotters it was probably you who made it filthy.

 

[Lionsden]

100%! And then I think of that nasty dirty rug he had in his previous place, blaming it on the previous "owners" uh huh sure Bradders, by the state of your trotters it was probably you who made it filthy.

Yeah, he could have replaced the rug instead of getting a huge portrait of himself to jerk off to. Priorities!

 

[Lionsden]

I went to Forky's profile hoping to find a celebratory post about 'woman.' Nothing. But he is giving Lordon a run for his money!

 

[Callan]

Thats kinda cute but also sorta bland, just like the thing that ties them all together, Nimbobs

 

[LaraQ]

I went to Forky's profile hoping to find a celebratory post about 'woman.' Nothing. But he is giving Lordon a run for his money!
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Oh my God.

 

[AshMay]

That man should be chaste alright

 

[LolitaBlah]

The feet!!!! Proky Forky