Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

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It’s mad to me how he thinks he’s so attractive and such a catch. I personally don’t find him nice to look at, and his personality is honestly my nightmare in a man.
I know it’s harsh but I hope he actually doesn’t settle down with anyone in the future. Just to blow his ideology of being with a younger woman and him having kids older out of the water.
 
Callan said:
He already said more than once that men get better with age and grow in value and worth lol and crickets about women who get older. He's such a toxic piece of poopoo, he deserves to live alone.
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I mean looks aren't everything that's for sure and to be honest I have never really thought of someone as being ugly and i'm not just saying that, i see beauty in everybody but some people are just ugly not because they are physically that off-putting but just because their ugly personality just oozes out of them, bradley is definitely one of them.
I think it's also a bit strange to "measure" people based on their worth and value, because he only talks about status and money.
A lot of people do get better as they age because they experience, learn and grow, but that has nothing to do with their financial worth nor their status. He just wants a young cute little tradwife and boss her around. Gross.
 
Forky’s stories are particularly hilarious today.

Not that his distance is easy to do, but cycling on *actual* terrain is much more difficult than cycling from the comfort of your balcony. And I’m not even gonna comment on the beanie and old man sock get-up.
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This made me laugh for longer than I care to admit. He looks like the ‘See No Evil/Hear No Evil/Speak No Evil’ monkeys rolled up into one. 🙈🙉🙊
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How about, no?
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Pilatesgirl said:
Why is he wearing a glucose monitor???
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Some fitness freaks use it to learn how their body reacts to exercise, stress, food and other factors. It's basically so they know how to avoid glucose spikes and dips, it's a way to get the most out of your workout (before, during and after). It can be useful, but also it's really not necessary if you are quite in tune with your body. Like.. most of us know when to eat and when not to eat 🤷‍♀️
 
lilamay said:
The video made me feel sad for his dog, who you see bringing a ball wanting to play.

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Omg I didn't even notice, that just broke my heart! Im still shocked when he was asked about training Roots and he said lots of "tough love"... fk you Bradley, don't deserve to own a cactus!
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GossipgalK8 said:
The walk to the mirror was so bloody awkward..... his mate looks like a spare dick at an orgy 😆😆
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BWahahah you're not joking, he was legit fking himself looking into that camera and mirror. Pathetic...

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