Ashley James #7 Can’t do bedtime because I’m too boney - no, Ash, you’re just a fake phoney!

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Cariad said:
If you were able to change Alf's nappy when you got home , surely you'd wipe the chocolate off his face before putting him in cot? And why didn't you wipe the chocolate off his face whilst sitting stationary in traffic for so long?
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I hate to be that pedant but they really need to brush his teeth, especially after all that chocolate. In between all the acid from the fruits / juices / pouches he lives on & all the sugar in those plus the chocolate, poor Alf is going to need some heroic dental treatment which he won’t get unless Ashley gets it gifted. Ugh.
 
Pollyanna263 said:
Does “I got it for a shoot” mean it should be marked as gifted I wonder?
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I quickly wrote that before bed but I assume it was paid for or she claimed it back as expenses for some ‘shoot’. Either way last week she was whinging about whoever it was worrying their kids wouldn’t know the value of money and she’s buying £250 swimming costumes while Alf is forever on hand me downs. Shows her priorities, no chance of Alfie ever feeling spoilt
 
If Ashley & Tommy had any sense, they would have had some of the paving in their back garden taken up & put down some good old-fashioned grass/ turf, ie put a lawn there.

Grass is far cooler than astroturf etc, it harvests carbon, supports wildlife & facilitates drainage. It wouldn’t cost a lot, just the price of one of their long weekends abroad. Even a small patch of grass makes such a difference & it’s not difficult to maintain. It has the added bonus of not ending up in landfill after a comparatively short lifespan.

Their back garden is North facing so for a decent part of the day, at least part of it will be in shade. That might not be cool enough during today’s freakishly high temperatures, but for many Summer days, it would be perfect for Alf to practice his walking with the benefit of a gentler landing (than paving, artificial grass etc).
 
DoctorFlocci said:
If Ashley & Tommy had any sense, they would have had some of the paving in their back garden taken up & put down some good old-fashioned grass/ turf, ie put a lawn there.

Grass is far cooler than astroturf etc, it harvests carbon, supports wildlife & facilitates drainage. It wouldn’t cost a lot, just the price of one of their long weekends abroad. Even a small patch of grass makes such a difference & it’s not difficult to maintain. It has the added bonus of not ending up in landfill after a comparatively short lifespan.

Their back garden is North facing so for a decent part of the day, at least part of it will be in shade. That might not be cool enough during today’s freakishly high temperatures, but for many Summer days, it would be perfect for Alf to practice his walking with the benefit of a gentler landing (than paving, artificial grass etc).
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Don’t worry, the landscape gardener is on it!
Seriously though, she makes out that she’s just one of us and is affected by the cost of living crisis but stuff like this shows she’s clearly not and they don’t worry about money at all (good for them, but don’t pretend you do if you don’t!)

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Her latest story. Moaning that someone told her pregnant best friend about her graphic birthing story, Ashley’s disgusted that someone would do that. But wasn’t she only just sharing the narrative of ‘why did no one tell me…’ so do you want to know the graphic details of what to expect or don’t you! which is it you absolute fruitcake!!?
 
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