Ashley James #7 Can’t do bedtime because I’m too boney - no, Ash, you’re just a fake phoney!

[willowtree2]

Has she run out of gifted clothes to wear???

I bet she woke Alf up at the crack of dawn to get insta beach footage. Early starts are alright when it’s suits her

 

[sasbeep]

Has she run out of gifted clothes to wear???

I bet she woke Alf up at the crack of dawn to get insta beach footage. Early starts are alright when it’s suits her

I was just thinking this!! She bought those 3 tops and clearly the sponsorship didn’t come through and so they are all she wears
Eugh if I have to see her post in they grim silky vest at 6am one more time!

 

[potatoface431]

Came here as soon as I saw those stories from yesterday eve and so glad it’s not just me who thinks he looks ill! Poor little sausage. All life and joy seems to be sucked out of him when he’s with his mum compared to Tommy and even the childminder!

 

[ToolaRoola]

Genuinely, thank god for the childminder, Tommy providing meals and his parents otherwise I dread to think what state he’d be in living on watermelon and cheese. He doesn’t seem to get any carbs. Give the kid a bowl of tuna pasta for god sake.

He had hot dog pasta this week. Nice to see a bit of pasta but still not very nutritional.

I was 21 when I had my daughter and couldn't really cook much before I had her but this is how I learnt. I had every baby cookbook, spent a fortune in Tesco and loved making up different meals. It's really not difficult but she is far too selfish and lazy to dedicate any time to him.

 

[Cariad]

I don't see him eating many vegetables or grains either ....
I used to make a large pot of soup using carrots, red peppers onions, tomatoes (tinned) and red lentils cook with veg stock then whizz with stick blender and then serve with some crusty wholemeal bread
my kids all loved it (still do , even though they're all grown up!) , was very nutritious and filling and cheap ...the "soup" can also be used in batch cooking as a base for pasta/ lasagne dishes / shepherd's pie
where's the rice, couscous, potatoes in all of these meals?
watermelon and grated cheese is not a meal for a growing toddler!

 

[Wildflower18]

He had hot dog pasta this week. Nice to see a bit of pasta but still not very nutritional.

I was 21 when I had my daughter and couldn't really cook much before I had her but this is how I learnt. I had every baby cookbook, spent a fortune in Tesco and loved making up different meals. It's really not difficult but she is far too selfish and lazy to dedicate any time to him.

Totally agree. I think it's really gross to give an infant hotdogs. That's not the first time he's had hotdog either. Heavily processed and full of salt. She's really not clued up when it comes to food and can't be arsed to educate herself for the benefit of her child.

 

[littlepup]

Bet that top stinks!

That ‘Wild’ stuff didn’t work at all for me, admittedly I would usually require/use Mitchum or something strong. Does smell amazing out of the tube but by the evening I definitely did not smell amazing!

 

[willowtree2]

She got a gifted workshop with Annabel Karmel ffs. She has no excuses!!!

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

She got a gifted workshop with Annabel Karmel ffs. She has no excuses!!!

Came to say this!!!

 

[rockhoppernroll]

He had hot dog pasta this week. Nice to see a bit of pasta but still not very nutritional.

I was 21 when I had my daughter and couldn't really cook much before I had her but this is how I learnt. I had every baby cookbook, spent a fortune in Tesco and loved making up different meals. It's really not difficult but she is far too selfish and lazy to dedicate any time to him.

I’m assuming it was the M&S ready meal Hot Dog Pasta (sadly not All Plants).

 

[Stewart123]

I’m assuming it was the M&S ready meal Hot Dog Pasta (sadly not All Plants).

I’ve been wondering this. The childminders wording has been odd at times - pasta dinner etc. It certainly sounds like it could be a ready meal. But at least she’s now giving him age appropriate food. And I wouldn’t have time in the morning before work to prepare meals for daycare. Thank goodness my child’s nursery provide three meals a day!

 

[ketchupmayo17]

Why would she put her 18 month on a blow up mattress on the floor rather than bring a travel cot so he’s safe during the night? Leaving him in a room on a mattress so he can get up and walk around and potentially hurt himself. I’m sure that’s a lamp to the right. Just don’t understand why she puts him in jeopardy unnecessarily, a travel cot is a simple thing most people have surely.

 

[Wildflower18]

I’m assuming it was the M&S ready meal Hot Dog Pasta (sadly not All Plants).

Ahh okay, that makes sense now. I still think its a bit gross even if it is a M&S children's meal but I'm sure the salt level must be appropriate and it's so much better than a pouch. I wonder if he's on the waiting list for a nursery where he can eat freshly cooked meals every day instead of microwaved ready meals.

 

[ketchupmayo17]

‘This is a photo of me praying to the moon that Alf would be healthy…’

you sure Ashley? Looks less like praying and more like an insta thirst trap as usual!

 

[Tlyfe]

I don’t think he should be on a blow up mattress at his age as they’re too soft? And definitely shouldn’t be co-sleeping with him on there.

Many kids do have floor beds though, but usually hazards are secured to the wall and out the way. She’s thick as tit though who hasn’t got a clue

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

I don’t think he should be on a blow up mattress at his age as they’re too soft? And definitely shouldn’t be co-sleeping with him on there.

Many kids do have floor beds though, but usually hazards are secured to the wall and out the way. She’s thick as tit though who hasn’t got a clue

Now, that not fair. As with everything in life Ashley will have done her research and will be trusting her motherly instinct
Lovely day x

 

[willowtree2]

I don’t think he should be on a blow up mattress at his age as they’re too soft? And definitely shouldn’t be co-sleeping with him on there.

Many kids do have floor beds though, but usually hazards are secured to the wall and out the way. She’s thick as tit though who hasn’t got a clue

Probably safer than his death trap at home.

Just seen her blow up mattress story…
Was she planning on leaving Alf to sleep in his own on that?! My toddler would fall straight on the floor. Would be safer co- sleeping on that that leaving Alf to hit the deck. Ffs is a travel cot against their ‘won’t leave him to cry’ ethos as well??

 

[sasbeep]

So it turns out single ash was actually desperate and wished on the sea that she would finally have a BF?

 

[ToolaRoola]

I’m assuming it was the M&S ready meal Hot Dog Pasta (sadly not All Plants).

I didn't even know a ready meal like this existed! But you're probably right; boiling a pot of pasta is probably too much effort for Ash.

 

[Erzxo]

So it turns out single ash was actually desperate and wished on the sea that she would finally have a BF?

I laughed so hard when she said that. Just Ashley contradicting herself again