Ashley James #7 Can’t do bedtime because I’m too boney - no, Ash, you’re just a fake phoney!

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Yesssss he got some tuna pasta 🤣 Glad she got my memo (hi hun) 😌 She loves a good tattle read doesn’t she!
She obviously doesnt realise that it’s totally normal for appetites to decrease during hot weather. Also having 5 different foods on a plate instead of a bleeping pouch can be so overwhelming hence why Alf stuck with cheese as it’s familiar.

Speaks volumes about his diet.
 
aggytha said:
Not Ashley trying to prove she feeds Alf real meals….
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…for him not to eat it so she shoves him cheese and bread instead!!

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hardlt a surprise when he has such a poor diet that only consists of 3 or 4 foods. Poor kid is going to become such a picky eater thanks to her ☹
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Yeah this is definitely an extremely rare occasion that she's actually putting a meal together for him. If it was a regular thing we'd have photos of it all the time.
 
Ebazza said:
Yeah this is definitely an extremely rare occasion that she's actually putting a meal together for him. If it was a regular thing we'd have photos of it all the time.
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And she’s probably not even done it, Tommy’s mums been over today so you just know it will have been her that’s made that dinner up. Ashley has been far too busy farting about with wallpaper samples
 
oceanblu said:
And she’s probably not even done it, Tommy’s mums been over today so you just know it will have been her that’s made that dinner up. Ashley has been far too busy farting about with wallpaper samples
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Either that or because she's got Tommy's mum 'round, she has to pretend she doesn't just feed Alf pre-cut watermelon and ready grated cheese for dinner whilst she microwaves her allplants meal and eyefucks herself on her phone all evening 🤣
 
willowtree2 said:
Bless her. Having to check her finances so she can afford a lavish non child-friendly garden. I doubt the A-grade nobhead realises that artificial grass gets to 60c in the summer so she’d still have to entertain Alf indoors. Or she’d probably just let his feet burn cos she likes the heat!
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Came here to say this. I thought she cares a out the environment? 🙄🤣 Well done love, create a biological deadzone and increase your carbon footprint in one fell swoop. Plus, atificial grass is horrendous for dogs and kids. And it needs washing with chemicals if there are any accidents.
 
Next on the list of post-partum complications Ashley never had: a prolapse.
Prolapse of what? Uterus? Bowel? Haemorrhoids?

As an aside, I’m bound to point out that’s a very long sentence from our A-grade narcissist student & could have done with some punctuation. The word “prolapse” should be prefixed with the indefinite article.
 

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DoctorFlocci said:
Next on the list of post-partum complications Ashley never had: a prolapse.
Prolapse of what? Uterus? Bowel? Haemorrhoids?

As an aside, I’m bound to point out that’s a very long sentence from our A-grade narcissist student & could have done with some punctuation. The word “prolapse” should be prefixed with the indefinite article.
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To be fair she did use to talk about this quite a lot. It was her bowel and it left her incontinent for a while.
 
‘Alfs gone out for the day’ aside from the fact it’s absolutely roasting in Essex today, Why does she seem incapable of spending the day with her son alone? Why get someone else to take him out for the day when you’re not doing anything important? Going to a PT? Funny how she is always so busy ‘working’ all week to excuse the fact he’s in childcare all week, but she always has time for her own things- working out, her nails are always done, her little trips to London.

Also she says she always prides herself on only advertising products she genuinely uses and loves. So what happened to that mirror then? Haven’t seen her do any work outs on that? Wasn’t it the most amazing thing ever? Wasn’t the point of that mirror you don’t need to spend money on a PT as the mirror gives you al that? Urgh 🙄
 
Fs how can you “feel excited” about a birth debrief if it was as traumatic as she claims?!

Excited about podcast content more like!

I had so much anxiety over the build up to mine as was really dreading reliving it all again and cried loads during it because it was so triggering!

twit.


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moimoi said:
Fs how can you “feel excited” about a birth debrief if it was as traumatic as she claims?!

Excited about podcast content more like!

I had so much anxiety over the build up to mine as was really dreading reliving it all again and cried loads during it because it was so triggering!

twit.


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I cried before, during and after my birth debrief too and it was via Zoom! I can’t stand her. Everything she says is so offensive.
 
mailegmouse said:
To be fair she did use to talk about this quite a lot. It was her bowel and it left her incontinent for a while.
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That’s my error. I’m generally v sceptical about anything Ashley says.

I knew she said that she had a rectocele and also remember talk of continence issues but presumed the latter was related to traction on the nerves during delivery. As someone who’s lived with a rectocele for a few years, it’s never caused incontinence more the opposite tbh.

moimoi said:
Fs how can you “feel excited” about a birth debrief if it was as traumatic as she claims?!

Excited about podcast content more like!

I had so much anxiety over the build up to mine as was really dreading reliving it all again and cried loads during it because it was so triggering!

twit.


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I’m dreading it - which is daft as it’s nothing to do with me 😅 - but by the time she’s finished, it will have turned into an over-sensationalised melodrama dripping with pathos. It’s a shame, as generally airing things like this can be helpful but not in Ashley’s hands imo.
 
DoctorFlocci said:
That’s my error. I’m generally v sceptical about anything Ashley says.

I knew she said that she had a rectocele and also remember talk of continence issues but presumed the latter was related to traction on the nerves during delivery. As someone who’s lived with a rectocele for a few years, it’s never caused incontinence more the opposite tbh.



I’m dreading it - which is daft as it’s nothing to do with me 😅 - but by the time she’s finished, it will have turned into an over-sensationalised melodrama dripping with pathos. It’s a shame, as generally airing things like this can be helpful but not in Ashley’s hands imo.
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I've also got rectocoele ( x3 pregnancies- 2 c section ,1 vaginal delivery) 😬
never had issues with incontinence either! ...also never had a birth debrief after my traumatic crash c section for cord prolapse / and daughter needing resuscitation and NICU stay .....28 yrs ago.....just had to get on with my life - she doesn't realise just how privileged she is having all this time to herself to "heal" and access to PT, physio etc
However , this selfish attitude will come back to bite her in future - she's missing out on so much precious time with Alf as a wee boy....I look back on my time as a sahm as one of the best times with my children and made so many lifelong friends with other mums ( I'd previously had 2 miscarriages so my children are so precious to me)
I had to take time out of work as childcare was either extortionate or non existent where I lived , however I was able to pick up my career again when they went to school
Ashley doesn't have a maternal bone in her body and is clueless when it comes to his needs and wants - god knows how she's going to cope as he grows up!
Let's face it....Ashley has no skill set to fall back on and is obviously desperate about staying relevant! But in what fields , cos she's crap at keeping up with her dj 'career"!
 
She’s such a misery it’s unbelievable. She’s so blessed and privileged. I’m skint, soon to be potentially homeless cos of the insane rental market at the mo, I’m chubs, would probably be paid to not model, and it would seem I’m a damn sight happier than she is 😂 she’s empowering in the sense that she has shown me that money and beauty can’t buy happiness and contentedness 💕
 
I don’t think I’ve ever commented on this thread before. Omg she drives me insane. Had to unfollow. She is just the most privileged person, crying woe is me constantly. Imagine having no financial worries, your job being social media and the odd tv appearance, a beautiful son and partner but yet still finding something to moan about every day. They holiday, weekends away, you name it. Her entire personality is her body, imagine if instagram banned bikini posts - she’d be lost. ‘Oh everyone just sees me as big boobs’ / continues to post about her boobs everyday. I feel like she’s the most un relatable person, she has a great body why does she always post like she’s a size 22 and just learning to love herself
 
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