Ashley James #7 Can’t do bedtime because I’m too boney - no, Ash, you’re just a fake phoney!

[ketchupmayo17]

So it turns out single ash was actually desperate and wished on the sea that she would finally have a BF?

Soooooo happy being single yet wishing to the sea that she could meet someone. You couldn’t make it up!

 

[rockhoppernroll]

I didn't even know a ready meal like this existed! But you're probably right; boiling a pot of pasta is probably too much effort for Ash.

I went through a phase of buying every ready meal in a hope that my very fussy 2 year old would eat even one of them to give me a break from cooking. Obviously was a failure

 

[GiftedNotFree]

The way she describes Alf as a “chapter” he’s not your favourite pair of shoes — he’s your son. A living, breathing human being that you brought into this world!
It’s also not normal the way she regularly infers that her life with Tommy / as it is now is temporary. What an unhealthy way to think about things. She needs therapy. Taxing, tiring woman.

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

Swear you could see Tommy realise she was filming in that latest story and there was a brief flicker of frustration/annoyance.

Also, whenever it’s a segment of her and Alf, there’s a really awkward standing still bit at the start where she’s obviously waiting to be told it’s filming. I’m sure that’s why most of these motherhood videos come across so false!?

 

[ToolaRoola]

Interupting family weekend away to bring you reel nobody asked for.

Is it a trend? I've not seen anyone else do it

 

[willowtree2]

That awkward moment you do a reel about big boobs, and you don’t have big boobs.

Wanker.

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

Interupting family weekend away to bring you reel nobody asked for.

Is it a trend? I've not seen anyone else do it

Saw someone on TikTok saying that skinny girls shouldn’t be doing this as I think it was originally a movement for plus sized women. Sounds about right that she’d be piggy-backing on someone else’s issues.

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

I’ve got big boobs and no one has ever said any of those to me. Maybe cause they aren’t trying to make conversation as I can actually converse with people, and not constantly bring up my physical attributes

 

[ketchupmayo17]

They really aren’t particularly big boobs, you’d think she was LoLo from EuroTrash the way she carries on! (If you know you know)

any excuse to prance around in her underwear though of course.

 

[ToolaRoola]

I think Ashley has found her diaries from age 12-16 and everyday she posts something from them but as if it happened to her recently.

Her insta is definitely The Diary of Ashley James aged 13 ³/⁴

 

[mailegmouse]

That awkward moment you do a reel about big boobs, and you don’t have big boobs.

Wanker.

This!
Problem is she has made being big-boobed her main personality trait, so now she’s desperately clinging on to that even though what she now has is just very average sized boobs.

 

[Ss-ldn]

Adding chocolate to his varied diet of watermelon and cheese I see
Fine as an occasional thing but this is the second pic today of him covered in it

 

[Sage245]

I really worry about Alf’s insides! He doesn’t seem to eat anything remotely healthy

 

[LoTiLu]

Judging by the beach stories from today sand can be added to Alf’s varied diet. First time the poor lad has felt texture in his food

 

[kiraaarrrr]

Can’t believe (well I can it’s Ashley james after all) her saying Alf fell asleep eating chocolate. Like it’s a joke wtf

 

[oceanblu]

Just when you think Ashley couldn’t make you cringe any more, here she comes with an ultra embarrassing reel of her swinging her tits about! Somebody please tell her she’s not the only one with a pair of bloody breasts!

 

[willowtree2]

Would love to know how she’s *boney* with big tits WITHOUT having a boob job

 

[hadtosayit88]

In all her stories from their weekend at the beach, you can really see the bond between Alf and Tommy, which just isn’t there at all between Alf and Ashley. Also, Alf is just a prop in all of the photos of Ashley, which are really just there to show off how good she thinks she looks in her white swimsuit. Poor Tommy was probably forced to follow her around taking photos all bloody weekend

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

A £250 cossie? Is she messing?

 

[Cariad]

If you were able to change Alf's nappy when you got home , surely you'd wipe the chocolate off his face before putting him in cot? And why didn't you wipe the chocolate off his face whilst sitting stationary in traffic for so long?