Ashley James #7 Can’t do bedtime because I’m too boney - no, Ash, you’re just a fake phoney!

[Pollyanna263]

She isn’t teaching Alf anything so I’d say not.

That is very true!

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

So she’s palmed Alf off again on her day off with him so she can go and have her Fanny fiddled with! Why couldn’t she book this appointment during the week when he was at the childminders? It’s like she purposely booked it today so she didn’t have to spend the day with him

Troll, you can’t say fanny!
Maybe she won’t do bathtime cause the ultra feminist can’t bring herself to chat to Alf while she washes his penis.

 

[littlepup]

Amazed that her expensive scholarship school didn’t follow the curriculum and teach Ash anatomy like every other school in the country - or did it and she just didn’t pay attention?
I’m convinced she even reposted something or a podcast clip about using correct terms, such as vulva with kids. She makes it up as she goes along I swear.

 

[Tank Girl]

NOBODY TOLD ME I HAD A VULVA lads I’m dead
Lovely day x

 

[Pollyanna263]

NOBODY TOLD ME I HAD A VULVA

thread suggestion

 

[Cariad]

NOBODY TOLD ME I HAD A VULVA lads I’m dead
Lovely day x

Sshhh don't tell her she has a clitoris.....

 

[Emmawemma]

It annoys me how she can’t say her r’s

 

[Wildflower18]

She also doesn't know when to use 'affect' instead of 'effect'. She makes this mistake every time but like, guys, I feel like she must be really intelligent

 

[willowtree2]

She also doesn't know when to use 'affect' instead of 'effect'. She makes this mistake every time but like, guys, I feel like she must be really intelligent

Must be the ADHD

 

[Rainbow1]

Made me laugh he just totally ignores her when she asks him questions and only asks for Dada



also the caption she’s put is weird, she’s aware she’s ignoring him then? Put your bloody phone down woman!

 

[Pollyanna263]

I came to say the same - she states that she’s ignoring him!

 

[Houseoflearneddoctors]

I’m sorry but Alf actually looks sick in that latest video… bags under his eyes, grey tone, pale lips. Why isn’t she feeding him properly?!

 

[willowtree2]

Alf looks anaemic and shattered. I know toddlers don’t nap for long in childcare but if I was home tarting about in the garden I’d have him home for a good 2 hour kip to recharge but she doesn’t care. My toddler wouldn’t cope on the amount of nap Alf gets.

The fact she’s aware how Alf can’t stand her and still doesn’t care is so abnormal.

 

[MidnightRambler]

I try to refrain from talking about appearances, especially children, but I’m really glad others have mentioned this he always looks so heavy eyed and sad

 

[hadtosayit88]

Wow those last stories really show how much Alf prefers Tommy! Not surprised, whenever he’s with his mum he has a camera shoved in his face and he’s just a prop while she stares at herself and chats crap!

 

[kiraaarrrr]

Alf looks so Ill. He almost looks jaundiced.

 

[willowtree2]

Genuinely, thank god for the childminder, Tommy providing meals and his parents otherwise I dread to think what state he’d be in living on watermelon and cheese. He doesn’t seem to get any carbs. Give the kid a bowl of tuna pasta for god sake.

 

[sasbeep]

I’m sorry but Alf actually looks sick in that latest video… bags under his eyes, grey tone, pale lips. Why isn’t she feeding him properly?!

He is literally malnourished. His entire diet is toast, watermelon, grated cheese and fruit pouches!

 

[oceanblu]

He is literally malnourished. His entire diet is toast, watermelon, grated cheese and fruit pouches!

She probably thinks he’s getting a good diet because he eats a tit load of fruit, especially watermelon! She’s too wrapped up in her own needs to care about the needs of her child.

 

[Tlyfe]

Bet that top stinks!