Ashley James #37 Captions full of bollox, forehead full of Botox.

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As a small business owner it really winds me up when she says she feels like Santa dishing out the gifts. There are some businesses who are taking a profit hit from already gifting her tit, and now gifting her followers more tit because they think her engagement/exposure is going to get them more business, when people just want to win freebies.
She’s not doing anything other than singing terribly and blowing a kiss to the camera 😡
 
its just hit me today - no wonder Alfie can't talk properly. She doesnt have a conversation with him. Everything he says, she just repeats in a babyish voice! eg. Alf: Where's my doggy? Ash: Where's your doggyyyyyy (in a singsong voice) ?!?!? 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

ASH! he's three (almost)! he can understand you! how about: 'i dont know Alfie, when did you last play with him? why dont we see if we can find doggy'

genuinely i am neither a parent nor a child development expert I am a normal human being who understands normal human interactions and how to have a conversation. Alfie is a sweet and engaged boy but he doesnt get anything back from her! Shes the devleopmentally delayed one. something didnt quite fuse together in that excuse for a brain #Agradeshit

in totally unrelated news 🙄😂, cribbed from Em Clarkson's stories:
 

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Trollypusher said:
It's my birthday today and we went out for dinner (don't live in the UK any more so different time zone and no grandparents around for babysitting duties). I'd have loved to have gone somewhere a bit fancy with a good atmosphere but given we have a five year old and three year old, we ended up in a Chinese restaurant at 5pm, only ones in there, food came out within 10 mins, kids played with their chopsticks, then home by 6pm for birthday cake. Food was great, we had a night off from cooking and was just lovely to be out as a family chatting and talking about their days.

Ash doesn't realise that parenting is about compromise, mostly in the kids' favour. In fact, I bet she gets Tommy to buy HER a gift on Alf's birthday to mark her third year of being a mother.
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Exactly this - compromise 👏🏻 Ashley thinks she can still have everything her own way and put herself first.

Happy birthday by the way! 🎂
 
She can get in the bleeping bin with her needing a proper break.

I'll tell you who needs a proper break, Ashley - me and every other working parent, stay at home parent, single parent, EVERYONE BUT YOU.

I am triggered today. I've been working flat out with my team to get a project out before Christmas and our client turned round today and said we werent doing enough. Well. I lost it. We've been working evenings, weekends, early mornings and I know I've been working any time my kids aren't around. I know it's short term, but I haven't had a "proper break" since May. May was my last time off.

So, Ashley. duck off. You do not need a proper break you need a bleeping reality check.
 
Lurker121 said:
Bless Alfie, he’s very, very young for his age isn’t he?! That video this morning of him watching Super Simple Songs - if I didn’t know better I’m sure I’d think he’s barely 18 months.
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I thought this too. I put SSS on for my 1 year old and my toddler who’s the same age as Alf shouts at me to turn it off cos he wants Spider-Man or Jurassic Park on. He tells me SSS is boring 🥴 This could totally be down to having older siblings though.
 
If she doesn’t see the delays in her child then I’d be very very concerned for their welfare. I do think she stunted some of Alfie’s development and will not take any advice but would rather let someone else do her parenting for her. I don’t think she has a clue about much beyond the realm of herself really. And even then she has no self awareness.
There are no ‘proper breaks’ when you’re a parent. Even if you’re a million miles away, you’re still a parent and responsible for those children. She doesn’t seem to get that. She’s so incredibly spoiled and privileged she thinks she’s owed something every time she does a menial task, and she includes raising her children in that.
She’s put so much riding on this move to London that if I cared for her I’d actually be really worried about the come down when reality hits and she realises her location is not her issue. She doesn’t see her friends because she doesn’t really have any genuine ones and if she did then they’d make the effort to see her too. I can’t imagine she’s a great person to be around so I’m not surprised she doesn’t have real connections. Part of growing up is not seeing your friends every weekend especially when ye have your own families; but most people enjoy spending time with their families so don’t miss their friends as much as she seems to. Most people don’t permanently want to ‘escape’ their partner and children as often as Ashley does. Aside from her children, she doesn’t seem to want to spend much time with Tommy either. Shouldn’t they be a good support to each other during parenting struggles? I feel for him as he’s doing all of it but surely having time in the evening without kids (if that’s what’s bothering her) as a couple would make her feel a bit better? But instead she’s totally focused on going out and seeing these friends?
they don’t seem to care for her as they’ve surely seen her stories more or less slating them and they haven’t done anything about visiting her? I don’t know why she thinks a different postcode will change that. Most people have proper time consuming jobs and their own relationships too Ashley, it’s not all about you and making sure they make time for you.
 
willowtree2 said:
I thought this too. I put SSS on for my 1 year old and my toddler who’s the same age as Alf shouts at me to turn it off cos he wants Spider-Man or Jurassic Park on. He tells me SSS is boring 🥴 This could totally be down to having older siblings though.
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Mine is an only child and “this is my happy face” was about 12- 18 months old’s entertainment. They definitely did “show me your angry/happy/sad face” before they could talk.
SSS and any of those song ones don’t get a look in now, it’s Paw Patrol, Peppa, Waffle etc Something with a story line.

I find it quite fascinating how she’s so boastful about not looking at milestones and development markers and it’s all instinct when her instinct is failing her so badly.
 
screenfreelookatme said:
The “Alf hates photos” seems to be a new narrative she’s pushing now that she seems to have noticed he looks miserable all the time.
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It’s an excuse she’s invented purely for the “trolls” that comment on the continual overload of photos shared of Perfect Adeline. “Alf was here too he just doesn’t like having photos taken” “oh he doesn’t like the camera” it sounds like and is absolute bollocks. Alf doesn’t fit into her instaperfect aesthetic because he’s not photogenic enough and ruins it for her and this is how she is going to get around excluding him now.
 
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