Ashley James #37 Captions full of bollox, forehead full of Botox.

[Tank Girl]

My fella had a cone head from suction but I was more worried about him and the trauma he’d been through than my own or what he’d look like for photos.
re the Alf hates photos thing if you all remember practically his first words were mummy no. No phone.
I think he’s a very clever lad and has copped to her straight away. No one else in his sphere is blinking down their phone at themselves constantly.

 

[willowtree2]

Babies tend to be purple and swollen if the birth is quick/urgent. Mine flew out and she looked exactly like Alf did. Didn’t mean I didn’t love her or subject her to a life of resentment oh wait, she’s not a boy.

 

[ooh scandalous]

Weird how she shows the freshest, most "icky" photo of newborn Alf yet she chooses an idyllic day 1 photo of Ada?

 

[rockhoppernroll]

I personally don't give two hoots if parents give their kids screens when out for meals, everyone has their reasons. I would judge parents for neglecting their children though. So yeah, I do judge YOU ash.

YESSSSSSSSS exactly this! It’s so dependent on the child. I have one who will sit for hours with my giant activity bag of goodies, and one who just wants to run around all the time and tries and tries to contain herself but inevitably fails…. If we are still eating, out comes a screen.
It gives me massive anxiety though, I’m not weirdly proud and confrontational about it like our Ash?!

 

[Sage245]

The funny thing about the constant bashing of Alf and making him look awful with matted hair is that I don’t think Ada is a quintessentially cute kid. I don’t mean that in a horrid way, but she looks very like Tommy and not girly and ‘cute’, which I think is why Ashley is constantly putting her in bows and frilly dresses. Yet she has no problem making Alf look like a woman, with no care or effort put into his appearance.

 

[littlepup]

“So that the parents could eat in peace”. Not so that the children were calmed in an unfamiliar environment, weren’t bored by the process of waiting for food to be served etc.
We might have a screen if we’re just getting fed but often the eating out will be the event itself, a chance to all spend time at the table together, to really concentrate on each other. I guess they don’t find peace in that.

The jarring photos of Alfie. Didn’t Ada have forceps bruising? Where was that in the pictures?

My bub came out slightly red but otherwise perfect. Me though, I was blown up like Violet Beauregard, vomiting, one eye swolen almost shut, unable to stay awake. Can you imagine if Ashley was like that!?

 

[Tank Girl]

The funny thing about the constant bashing of Alf and making him look awful with matted hair is that I don’t think Ada is a quintessentially cute kid. I don’t mean that in a horrid way, but she looks very like Tommy and not girly and ‘cute’, which I think is why Ashley is constantly putting her in bows and frilly dresses. Yet she has no problem making Alf look like a woman, with no care or effort put into his appearance.

I think this too. She’s so in love with herself she thought baby #Ad would be her double and she could gaze longingly back at herself. Now she’s pushing the “ old soul “ narrative instead as she’s not typically girlie looking. It was so funny with Alf the no predator clothing comments and #Ad has been in frills and bows the WHOLE time. Take that patriarchy

 

[wheres_whom]

They’re undoubtedly a beautiful family. And both of the children are adorable, but I actually think Alfie more so. It’s interesting she’s pushing the “Alf doesn’t like photos angle lately” . It that’s the case, and you know that, why film his every waking moment?

Side note - there’s been no Lovely Day updates for a while! My theory is because Alfie still eats pasta pouches daily.

 

[willowtree2]

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“So that the parents could eat in peace”. Not so that the children were calmed in an unfamiliar environment, weren’t bored by the process of waiting for food to be served etc.
We might have a screen if we’re just getting fed but often the eating out will be the event itself, a chance to all spend time at the table together, to really concentrate on each other. I guess they don’t find peace in that.

Another interesting thing is that her stance on iPads is to ‘eat in peace’ but she moans about people who think kids who should be silenced in public places… which is exactly what they’ve been doing with Alf the whole time

 

[Fuzzyslippers22]

I just don't understand why they can't eat as a family and talk, my kid loves to chat but I suppose they never have dinner together at home, Alf usually has uncle ipad so he probably doesn't understand how to sit at the dinner table and talk to his parents

 

[BigB21]

So todays chair giveaway was already done on 4th august. She stated she would update her caption to announce the winner, she didn’t. That august post generated over 4K like and 3,370 comments. All still on her grid if anyone wants the receipts for the wiki.

 

[hadtosayit88]

Don’t know a single other parent who compares their kids like Ash does. It’s not normal.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

So todays chair giveaway was already done on 4th august. She stated she would update her caption to announce the winner, she didn’t. That august post generated over 4K like and 3,370 comments. All still on her grid if anyone wants the receipts for the wiki.

I wondered if it was the same chair

Spoiler: Receipts

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[Algeronwashere]

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“So that the parents could eat in peace”. Not so that the children were calmed in an unfamiliar environment, weren’t bored by the process of waiting for food to be served etc.
We might have a screen if we’re just getting fed but often the eating out will be the event itself, a chance to all spend time at the table together, to really concentrate on each other. I guess they don’t find peace in that.

The jarring photos of Alfie. Didn’t Ada have forceps bruising? Where was that in the pictures?

My bub came out slightly red but otherwise perfect. Me though, I was blown up like Violet Beauregard, vomiting, one eye swolen almost shut, unable to stay awake. Can you imagine if Ashley was like that!?

Exactly this! The screens aren’t for the parents to eat in peace, they’re for the benefit of the children, well mine are anyway! When we’re eating out as a family we know it’s not going to be peaceful, it’s just parenting at a restaurant!!! She hasn’t got a clue what real parenting entails.

 

[loveanatter]

What’s baffling is it’s a rehash of how perfect everything is/was followed by a few months later admitting reality/exaggerating for effect..
Almost like she’s done it before

 

[Algeronwashere]

I can’t remember but did she mention when Ad was first born that Alf wouldn’t go near her?

 

[LoTiLu]

Look at these bags!! They look like black eyes

 

[wheres_whom]

She’s unironically posted the photos of Alfie’s matted hair on her grid. Wow.

Tommy Tickle back on duty in picture 4!!

 

[loveanatter]

Still fuming she got a free stay at four seasons we go at least once a year.. nothing for regulars!!!

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Alf trying to climb on that chair and clearly unable to manage it