Ashley James #35 Poor Alf and Ada, Mum’s a dick and Dad’s got no balls

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Why did she call him a little sh*t?!
That made me feel so uncomfortable to read. She's so selfish going on about how she birthed him and fed him from her body and whatever else. That comment is vile. Spoken like a true narc.

Eta. She would NEVER refer to Ada as a little sh*it.

She also called him a little fucker (I think it was that) on holiday
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I’ve just been thinking…..
They’ve put in the ad about moving for work. What if it’s a bit more than that, and she think all the social services stuff will go away if they move.
Like, she’s put it all down to being reported when she’s doing her ‘job’ and so move where people don’t know where they live/London is so busy with SS stuff that it will all disappear. 🤔
(Like she’ll be able to keep private but you know what I mean)
 
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As I posted that my friend messaged me about my dog

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If Ms Research actually did some she would know that PMDD symptoms improve once your period arrives. She will use this to detract from the fact she needs therapy/help to deal with her deep routed issues. But yknow, she’s an amazing life coach so couldn’t possibly need help.

My mum is a counsellor and I bet Ash doesn’t know that therapists have to have therapists themselves to deal with all the tit they’re told.
 
Hahahhahaha oh sorry of course. Clearly I can’t cope! She’s far too advanced to crawl, so totally obsessed with communicating to her parents to make her stand up all the time and force her to walk along 🙄. When she isn’t shoved in a dangerous and limiting baby walker every minute of the child minder/at home, of course. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

She must have told Ash through ✨telepathy✨
 
If Ms Research actually did some she would know that PMDD symptoms improve once your period arrives. She will use this to detract from the fact she needs therapy/help to deal with her deep routed issues. But yknow, she’s an amazing life coach so couldn’t possibly need help.

My mum is a counsellor and I bet Ash doesn’t know that therapists have to have therapists themselves to deal with all the tit they’re told.
*deep rooted. Sorry I hate myself 😂
 
When is she going to realise that no one else wants to see pictures of her newborn baby every single month. She has no other content but if she wants more work she really needs to not just show memories from the day Ada was born. We have seen it all before and it’s not interesting to anyone else but her (and maybe Tommy).
The period stuff is interesting- if she had any mum friends she would have known that periods are worse after child birth. And for me, it wasn’t just a phase. It lasted until menopause! Just you wait Ash, just you wait. You are going to love that phase!
 
Do we think they are going to the Maldives? I went there a few years ago and after the initial omg this is paradise all I could think of was what if we took seriously ill and had to get to a hospital urgently ? I'd be terrified with two kids. I was amazed when she went quite heavily pregnant. Plus at the risk of sounding an ungrateful witch I was bored shitless
 
Do we think they are going to the Maldives? I went there a few years ago and after the initial omg this is paradise all I could think of was what if we took seriously ill and had to get to a hospital urgently ? I'd be terrified with two kids. I was amazed when she went quite heavily pregnant. Plus at the risk of sounding an ungrateful witch I was bored shitless

She doesn't care about any of that.

As long as she can prance about daily in bikinis, filming herself on a pretty beach with nice blue water behind her, that's all she cares about. Plenty of other places she could do this but world traveller Ash can only go Maldives or Cyprus.
 
Do we think they are going to the Maldives? I went there a few years ago and after the initial omg this is paradise all I could think of was what if we took seriously ill and had to get to a hospital urgently ? I'd be terrified with two kids. I was amazed when she went quite heavily pregnant. Plus at the risk of sounding an ungrateful witch I was bored shitless

yeah I imagine it’ll be another holiday with her in mind and no consideration as to whether it is suitable or enjoyable for the children.

For Ash that usually means a Insta worthy beach holiday for 2 weeks, followed by a long haul flight home and then chucking Alf into childcare the following day (with no consideration as to whether it’s his 2nd birthday or not) 😢

not forgetting his 1st birthday he spent in the Maldives with not even one present to unwrap.

I hope Alf gets lots of fuss made of him for his 3rd birthday but I doubt it 😭 I’m sure Ada will have a massive birthday party though 🙃
 
Wow, what a great #AD for Rheal, it's so good you forgot to get more 🙄
But also - if she'd used them and "really really loved it" then why is she asking for advice? Oh that's right, she's literally got no other content because we've seen everything a million times, including her b00bs.

No doubt there'll be an unboxing video this week when she gets sent some freebies, beggy cow
 
Do we think they are going to the Maldives? I went there a few years ago and after the initial omg this is paradise all I could think of was what if we took seriously ill and had to get to a hospital urgently ? I'd be terrified with two kids. I was amazed when she went quite heavily pregnant. Plus at the risk of sounding an ungrateful witch I was bored shitless
I had an amazinggg time in the Maldives. Loads of water sports, great food and relaxing. Zero phone reception ✌🏻. I know all the islands are different, but I wouldn’t take kids. It’s very expensive and a long way to travel for what is essentially just a beach holiday, it’s not like kids can do many activities. We’re obviously spoilt in Australia so I wouldn’t bother, but even in the UK, if you wanted a nice beach holiday there’d be so many more kid friendly options closer to home.
 
Intrepid traveller Ash went on a 5* resort holiday to Mauritius for Alf’s 1st birthday, about 6 weeks after they’d been on a 5* resort holiday to Mauritius with Tommy’s family. I think they left the hotel once. Absolutely zero imagination so my guess would be there or the Maldives again.

We went to the Seychelles this year with my almost 2 and almost 4 year old. It was paradise but loads of nature and activities for them. Also not too isolated in the event of a health emergency. Most Maldives islands are tiny and apart from a beach, have very little going on for little ones - they can’t even go snorkelling or stay in a water villa. Perfect for a week of relaxing, doing nothing, but what parent of babies/toddlers get to do that on holiday?

She’ll be going somewhere purely to take photos for the gram with her trusty tripod. Sod the comfort or experience for the kids.

we’ve also just come back from half term in Tenerife and as an overall family experience and ease, you can’t beat it. My kids would prefer that infinitely to flying to the Maldives to sit on a beach for a week.

I wonder how many hours in the day she spends looking at photos or videos of herself?
 
I went to the Maldives a few years ago and loved it. Totally unsuitable for babies/toddlers unless you put in kids club. So that will be the plan. She will love it there tho because the thing I noticed was that everyone there except my family of 4, spent hours instagramming the food, drinks and then changing into different outfits for posed shots throughout the day. With tripods! Eye opening for me and great for people watching.
Or maybe she is going on a proper adventure like trekking in Nepal with a buggy and sling?!😂
 
They’ve done the Maldives and Mauritius last year so I think they’ll be going back cos she’ll want to ‘show baby girl the world’ and do transition bump to baby ‘this time last year’ reels. Just you wait 😂
I’m not even well travelled and I’ve seen the hack Beth’s sent her. Why would you put a hammock on a plane? 😩

‘Best baby socks?’ Is she ok? Has her brain left her body?

Also she doesn’t help her hair with the matted-ness. She’s shoved it all under/over a knitted jumper when it’s curly. She’s just thick as duck.
 
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