Ashley James #35 Poor Alf and Ada, Mum’s a dick and Dad’s got no balls

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Don’t be silly, he’ll only grow out of them

Fully expecting Alf in last year’s summer clothes, or some inappropriate for the heat ones that she has ready for winter, plus maybe some Tu that she got cheap. His footwear will be those Crocs Rara’s daughter bought him.

Ash will be in a selection of bikinis (that are too small) and Tommy in new PE kit, while Ada has enough new clothes for 3 outfits a day, plus swimwear (hope Ash packs a rash vest or a UV swim set)
 
Fully expecting Alf in last year’s summer clothes, or some inappropriate for the heat ones that she has ready for winter, plus maybe some Tu that she got cheap. His footwear will be those Crocs Rara’s daughter bought him.

Ash will be in a selection of bikinis (that are too small) and Tommy in new PE kit, while Ada has enough new clothes for 3 outfits a day, plus swimwear (hope Ash packs a rash vest or a UV swim set)
They’ll both be in Roman & Lilah Thomas’ hand me downs that she got when they visited a while ago.
 
Any tips for going on holiday? If she having a laugh? This woman has had more holidays than the average person and had done reel after reel about each of them including packing tips.

The irrational feeling before your period - I get that. When my ex was still living in the house, I HATED him with a passion the week before I was due on. As soon as he left, it stopped but then as my daughter has got older, I find I'm really irritated with her lack of helping with chores the week before.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, in my experience, that feeling is normally linked to something genuine happening in your life, it's just heightened. So interesting hers relates to work drying up and nobody liking her 🤣
 
Steph’s packed lunch are doing a segment about women who didn’t know they had a vulva!!
I SO wish Trash was on there today!!!!!
Who are these people? Who the duck doesn't know they have a vulva. Honestly I despair of this world I really do. Some people just deserve a great big meteorite to smack them in the chops.
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I bet they’ve paid extra for Queen Ada to have her own seat on the flight. #PoorAlf had to sit on a lap everytime.
I bet Ada doesn't get the calpol and ibuprofen cocktail.
 
Her cheerleader made a comment about not scrolling back to when Alf was 7 months and seeing if there was a gushing post so I decided to do it.

I couldn't find anything around 5/6/7 months but found one for 8 months. Interesting that Alf also chewed his teet like Ada and she was going to leave him despite not taking the bottle properly and Alf replaced saying Mama with Dada, yet this week she told us Dada was his first word!
The little tit. Says it all actually from that one sentence alone. That’s how she really feels about the boy and you can see it oozing from her whenever she’s around the poor thing. I think she’s a truly vile bleep and she makes me feel quite sick and uncomfortable actually. No way on Earth would I ever want the piece of tit representing me in any way shape or form. I know she likes to peddle that she is a feminist and Mother Earth because she breastfeeds (🥱) but actually it’s just a mask and she’s an insufferable, nasty little bully. An abuser hiding in plain sight.
 
I went to the Maldives a few years ago and loved it. Totally unsuitable for babies/toddlers unless you put in kids club. So that will be the plan. She will love it there tho because the thing I noticed was that everyone there except my family of 4, spent hours instagramming the food, drinks and then changing into different outfits for posed shots throughout the day. With tripods! Eye opening for me and great for people watching.
Or maybe she is going on a proper adventure like trekking in Nepal with a buggy and sling?!😂
We went on honeymoon and noticed the same, started a game to play spot the instacunt 😂 most folk getting dressed up for white nights we wanted out early to go bat watching every evening and soent our days kayaking, jet skiing, paddle boarding ect! NO WAY would i do that journey with a child!
 
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