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I hope she’s saved up enough money to bring Michael with her to the Maldives. Not sure how she’ll cope without him there to do those awful curls
Don’t be silly, he’ll only grow out of themAnyone got any tips for her holiday?
Buy Alfie clothes that fit!
Don’t be silly, he’ll only grow out of them
They’ll both be in Roman & Lilah Thomas’ hand me downs that she got when they visited a while ago.Fully expecting Alf in last year’s summer clothes, or some inappropriate for the heat ones that she has ready for winter, plus maybe some Tu that she got cheap. His footwear will be those Crocs Rara’s daughter bought him.
Ash will be in a selection of bikinis (that are too small) and Tommy in new PE kit, while Ada has enough new clothes for 3 outfits a day, plus swimwear (hope Ash packs a rash vest or a UV swim set)
Who are these people? Who the duck doesn't know they have a vulva. Honestly I despair of this world I really do. Some people just deserve a great big meteorite to smack them in the chops.Steph’s packed lunch are doing a segment about women who didn’t know they had a vulva!!
I SO wish Trash was on there today!!!!!
I bet Ada doesn't get the calpol and ibuprofen cocktail.I bet they’ve paid extra for Queen Ada to have her own seat on the flight. #PoorAlf had to sit on a lap everytime.
The little tit. Says it all actually from that one sentence alone. That’s how she really feels about the boy and you can see it oozing from her whenever she’s around the poor thing. I think she’s a truly vile bleep and she makes me feel quite sick and uncomfortable actually. No way on Earth would I ever want the piece of tit representing me in any way shape or form. I know she likes to peddle that she is a feminist and Mother Earth because she breastfeeds () but actually it’s just a mask and she’s an insufferable, nasty little bully. An abuser hiding in plain sight.Her cheerleader made a comment about not scrolling back to when Alf was 7 months and seeing if there was a gushing post so I decided to do it.
I couldn't find anything around 5/6/7 months but found one for 8 months. Interesting that Alf also chewed his teet like Ada and she was going to leave him despite not taking the bottle properly and Alf replaced saying Mama with Dada, yet this week she told us Dada was his first word!
We went on honeymoon and noticed the same, started a game to play spot the instacunt most folk getting dressed up for white nights we wanted out early to go bat watching every evening and soent our days kayaking, jet skiing, paddle boarding ect! NO WAY would i do that journey with a child!I went to the Maldives a few years ago and loved it. Totally unsuitable for babies/toddlers unless you put in kids club. So that will be the plan. She will love it there tho because the thing I noticed was that everyone there except my family of 4, spent hours instagramming the food, drinks and then changing into different outfits for posed shots throughout the day. With tripods! Eye opening for me and great for people watching.
Or maybe she is going on a proper adventure like trekking in Nepal with a buggy and sling?!
Oh my daughters going there next week I'll tell her to keep an eye out for a woman who blinks a lot. Actually I think they'd get on very well she hates kids the patriarchy and the Tories as well.My monies on Barbados.
She doesn’t dislike her own kids tho!Oh my daughters going there next week I'll tell her to keep an eye out for a woman who blinks a lot. Actually I think they'd get on very well she hates kids the patriarchy and the Tories as well.
Who Ash or my daughter?She doesn’t dislike her own kids tho!
Good shout - especially if she’s flying with BA. Also Tommy’s BFF Ryan and Lucy went not long ago. Doesn’t make much difference to Ash, she’ll just be playing Uno all daywhile the kids are in the crèche wherever the 5 star resortMy monies on Barbados.
A 9 hour flight with a 3 year old and a 1 year old!!! Why would you even put yourself through that!!My monies on Barbados.
A 9 hour flight with a 3 year old and a 1 year old!!! Why would you even put yourself through that!!