Alice Liveing #16 Alice in Weddingland (the Apps still tit)

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I do not know anyone who poses and asks someone to take a photo like this?! Does she think it looks romantic? It looks like she’s not all there mentally.

And don’t get me started on the videos of her dancing. Alice -people who are actually having fun and actually spend quality time with real friends don’t film it and post it for strangers to see.
 
Alice is SOOO excited to back filming for the app today she has so missed it. Apparently Zoe is missing as she is getting married.
Would that be the same Zoe who's pilates workouts are MIA!?!? Surely they know in advance when she would be OOO for her matrimonials!?!?!
Give me Strength - could not have been more aptly named. What a terribly organised, slapdash, cluster f**k of an app it is.
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Also, for all her spewing about her amazing team and how much she loves them all - how is she not at these weddings!?!
 

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Ooooohhhhh duck she’s off on their summer holiday later in the week. Stand by for endless posing and new frocks. Will it be a week by a pool? Yep!! Will it be the best place she’s ever been that Alex Travel Guru has arranged for her? Yep! Will she get pregnant and end up naming their first born Hotel-Rixo-St Michel Murphy or something similar. 🙄
 
Ooooohhhhh duck she’s off on their summer holiday later in the week. Stand by for endless posing and new frocks. Will it be a week by a pool? Yep!! Will it be the best place she’s ever been that Alex Travel Guru has arranged for her? Yep! Will she get pregnant and end up naming their first born Hotel-Rixo-St Michel Murphy or something similar. 🙄
I dread to think of the anxiety (of all sorts) that Alice would suffer with through a pregnancy. It could be the thing to set her straight but I genuinely don't think she has much brain/heart space to think about anyone other than herself at the moment. Even Private Paddy isn't in her top 2 - which is genuinely really sad. :(
 
Maybe it’s the smug, unrelatable content, the frivolous spending on clothes make up and holidays when others struggle to pay basic bills, maybe it’s moaning about how hard your job is when your job only involves very occasionally filming app content and uploading it,sitting on your arse talking on a podcast the odd time or having your picture taken.
Maybe it’s that people think you are disingenuous blithering on about ‘food freedom’ when it’s blatantly obvious you are so far away from food freedom that it’s painful to watch.
And let’s not forget the constant eye bleeping yourself.

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Maybe it’s the smug, unrelatable content, the frivolous spending on clothes make up and holidays when others struggle to pay basic bills, maybe it’s moaning about how hard your job is when your job only involves very occasionally filming app content and uploading it,sitting on your arse talking on a podcast the odd time or having your picture taken.
Maybe it’s that people think you are disingenuous blithering on about ‘food freedom’ when it’s blatantly obvious you are so far away from food freedom that it’s painful to watch.
And let’s not forget the constant eye bleeping yourself.

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I’m glad she’s finally having some realisation!!
 
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