Alice Liveing #16 Alice in Weddingland (the Apps still tit)

[fimfim]

Surprised that GMS is doing as well as it is.
The second account used to be named ‘secret safe’ and ‘clean eating Alice’. Is it the book? Listed as ‘other business’ and not ‘fitness’.

 

[PsychoKitty]

I hadn’t followed the new thread!!
Paddy sat opposite me on the tube yesterday. He was hanging out of his arse. So much so that he pulled the zip on his jumper up and put it over his head to block out the light while he slept he had shorts on and I recognised his legs from when he watches tv

He also didn’t have his wedding ring on

This might be the best post I've ever read on here!

 

[JustSmashing]

This might be the best post I've ever read on here!

To be fair, doesn’t he have a twin brother? So to give Private Paddy and Lady Almond Head the benefit of the doubt, it could have been him. Paddy’s evil twin!

Although no legs stories this weekend so perhaps not…

 

[Rondoodle]

Oh he does doesn't he! Ah well maybe it was the twin. Gave me a laugh regardless!

 

[Farmer Sam]

I bet it was DP. He’s a perpetual party animal - I reckon he only copes with Alice’s narcissism by being off his titz most of the time outside of work.

 

[Rondoodle]

I guess we'll never know. Twin or not, he was utterly fucked. Good times had been had! So unlike Alice and her over polished image. It made me like him a lot more

 

[JustSmashing]

Part of me wonders if Paddy created the identical “evil” twin as a way of fobbing Alice off. “Oh no darling that wasn’t me, that was Barry my twin brother….”

 

[DariaJames88]

Anyone else find it odd they haven’t been on a honeymoon? I understand lots of people do them later due to work etc but she doesn’t have that problem and she hasn’t mentioned anything is planned. To say getting married was obviously her dream it doesn’t seem like she’s put much effort into the whole thing. The wedding itself seemed a bit half arsed and no honeymoon.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I assumed we’d have heard all about the 5 star resort in the Maldives she’s chosen

 

[Frogfairy]

Anyone else find it odd they haven’t been on a honeymoon? I understand lots of people do them later due to work etc but she doesn’t have that problem and she hasn’t mentioned anything is planned. To say getting married was obviously her dream it doesn’t seem like she’s put much effort into the whole thing. The wedding itself seemed a bit half arsed and no honeymoon.

She's probably waiting for a free one/currently grifting hard for one!

 

[Clapster1]

In other (pretty boring) news a review of Alice's bio shows that she is no longer - Keeping it REAL
How will we all now manage!?!

 

[Sunflower91]

Interesting how she’s not mentioned the Paralympics once after gushing about the Olympics.

 

[DariaJames88]

Interesting how she’s not mentioned the Paralympics once after gushing about the Olympics.

I thought the same. Pretty awful

 

[Greencatfysh]

I thought the same. Pretty awful

Haha right on cue

 

[Clapster1]

Haha right on cue

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Hi Alice!

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Extensions back in !

 

[KittyKat1234]

Extensions back in !

No way! How long were they out for? A week?!

 

[Greencatfysh]

Extensions back in !

I’m not sure they are… I think that angle just makes her hair look longer

 

[Same stuff different day]

I’m not sure they are… I think that angle just makes her hair look longer

But much blonder. Can’t tell from the angle yet!

 

[DariaJames88]

Why can’t she leave her hair alone?!?!