Alice Liveing #16 Alice in Weddingland (the Apps still tit)

[Farmer Sam]

Lack of any real friends.
Married to a make-do coz her true love is gay
Burning narcissism
Empty head
Constantly trying to fix another self perceived shortfall

I’ll stick with my life, ta

 

[Sophie80]

Alice always reminds me of the poem from friends ‘Empty Vase’ - yes she can spend as much as she likes changing her outside appearance but inside she is empty.

 

[PsychoKitty]

The light bouncing off her forehead. Is it a vibe Al?

 

[JustSmashing]

Her hairline starts halfway back on her head. She’d have been very popular in the Tudor times!

I can’t fathom why she’s still scraping it back so aggressively. Has she not spent/ wasted enough money on treatments to actually do the thing that would help it the most?!

 

[Farmer Sam]

Terrifying lack of individuality. Em the Irritant wears her weird husbands glasses and our Almond starts brandishing these about on her chrome dome.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She’s so desperate to be her it’s getting embarrassing now

 

[GBPackersFan91]

As a male I wouldn’t usually comment on female fashion, but what on earth is she wearing?! She looks like how I’d imagine a child would look if they were given free reign of their grandparents wardrobe.
The flared jeans turn ups with the boots
And the sunglasses indoors,
Also that lighting is doing her no favours. Her hair looks like a 60 year old hillbilly

 

[Truthslayer]

Is she really that desperate for content? What’s wrong with google?

Al, pal, your wedding was months ago. Nobody gives a monkeys. It’s either a baby or your 40th for your next ‘me, me, me’ moment!

 

[Clapster1]

Is she really that desperate for content? What’s wrong with google?

Al, pal, your wedding was months ago. Nobody gives a monkeys. It’s either a baby or your 40th for your next ‘me, me, me’ moment!

Yes! Yes she is.

 

[GBPackersFan91]

Is she really that desperate for content? What’s wrong with google?

Al, pal, your wedding was months ago. Nobody gives a monkeys. It’s either a baby or your 40th for your next ‘me, me, me’ moment!

And then the old ‘it’s been a while, let’s catch up. Ask me anything’ coming out again so she can share some links of products and get a few extra £ in time for Christmas
I always assume most of the questions that appear on these things are what the so called influencers have sent them self. Far too generic etc

 

[Jefener]

And then the old ‘it’s been a while, let’s catch up. Ask me anything’ coming out again so she can share some links of products and get a few extra £ in time for Christmas
I always assume most of the questions that appear on these things are what the so called influencers have sent them self. Far too generic etc

Top two questions..

‘Not a question but just want to say you are so inspiring !’

‘How are you?’ ‘Oh thank you so much blah blah blah

Then a load of aff links.

 

[PsychoKitty]

Another brand she's never actually used, another massive forehead.

How's the bottom of the barrel Al?

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I use ancient and brave, will have to rethink my choices

 

[Sunflower91]

That’s not a forehead. It’s at least a seven head by now. Jesus she needs to stop scraping it back.

 

[PsychoKitty]

Trying to be Em again. I wonder if the women has ever had and original thought?.

 

[Clapster1]

Trying to be Em again. I wonder if the women has ever had and original thought?.

It's not copying, it's learning.

 

[Farmer Sam]

What is it with these badly fitting suits she now favours?!! 31 going on Amanda holden.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Dear god she is neurotic.. overthinking some lame reel as if anyone in the real world gave it a second thought

 

[PsychoKitty]

Dear god she is neurotic.. overthinking some lame reel as if anyone in the real world gave it a second thought

She's an absolute narcissist

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She must be spitting sh didn’t get an invite to the women and business Porsche thing at soho farmhouse that all the others were at, Em, Zanna, Grace Beverley….