Alice Liveing #16 Alice in Weddingland (the Apps still tit)

[SarcasticEllis]

We can do hard things isn’t that Zanna’s favourite saying too. Cannot wait to see what these ‘hard things’ are

Lowering herself to go into a shop where the plebs go and see her book for £1.99 in the Works?
(I’ve never seen any of her books in the wild mind you)

 

[PsychoKitty]

The voice in her head must be that of Brian Blessed, size of that forehead.

Also today's manic tone of voice tells me we're headed for another menty b.

 

[DariaJames88]

Dying at her saying we must think she’s always motivated Alice, no one thinks that.

 

[Greencatfysh]

She didn’t want to post THIS photo because she’s had a break out. Does she think people spend 60 minutes analysing everything she posts with a magnifying glass? She has such issues

 

[clmay]

No one’s looking at her chin

 

[KarenOG]

She didn’t want to post THIS photo because she’s had a break out. Does she think people spend 60 minutes analysing everything she posts with a magnifying glass? She has such issues

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Is her hairline receeding?

 

[Farmer Sam]

She didn’t want to post THIS photo because she’s had a break out. Does she think people spend 60 minutes analysing everything she posts with a magnifying glass? She has such issues

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I cannot get over the angles she uses. Her face is NOT this shape. And that enormous forehead is growing. Her hair is receding from all the scraping back she does. What a self absorbed narcissist.

 

[PsychoKitty]

Is her hairline receeding?

It's sprinting away from her!
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I cannot get over the angles she uses. Her face is NOT this shape. And that enormous forehead is growing. Her hair is receding from all the scraping back she does. What a self absorbed narcissist.

Doesn't she realise that her "TV appearances" mean that we can actually see what she looks like? So much for the self love she blabbers on about.

 

[pennypinchpam]

It's sprinting away from her!
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Doesn't she realise that her "TV appearances" mean that we can actually see what she looks like? So much for the self love she blabbers on about.

Her jawline Botox still makes me laugh. What an absolute idiot.

 

[PsychoKitty]

It's uncanny.
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I'm bored waiting for someone to fix my computer (because I have an actual job) so did a little comparison. The vanity is unreal.

 

[JustSmashing]

I’ve seen a few influencers (who don’t in any way promote themselves as DV campaigners) share the Women’s Aid campaign yesterday and this morning. Anything from Alice? Not a fig!

 

[PsychoKitty]

Literally used a different pan less than 2 months ago. Absolute grifter.

 

[Farmer Sam]

Literally used a different pan less than 2 months ago. Absolute grifter.

She looks like Minnie Mouse went to Claire’s Accessories and decided to play with some saucepans. Grifting is such a bad look - almost as bad as the hair bow.

 

[PsychoKitty]

Meltdown incoming. She really needs to get a different job.

 

[forthelifeofriley]

Is she admitting her book was a flop?

 

[pennypinchpam]

Meltdown incoming. She really needs to get a different job.

Alice, get a hobby. Or a job. And some friends. Talk to your husband. Or a therapist.
These “vulnerable teaching moments” social media addicts share with strangers online show up their loneliness and narcissism in spades. It’s so…sad?

 

[Londoncailín]

Meltdown incoming. She really needs to get a different job.

Her Mum loves making salads and Alice loves typing word salads.

Gobshite.

 

[browsing123!]

Congratulations Alice. You have achieved.. extraordinarily normal eating habits.

Although most people don’t film themselves eating and doing that weird influencer nod and fork bounce thing after each mouthful.

Cannot stand the fork bounce and nod. It genuinely makes me feel RAGE!

 

[Farmer Sam]

Cannot stand the fork bounce and nod. It genuinely makes me feel RAGE!

Copied soooo much from that nutritionist Em woman. Even the hair and make up scream copying.

 

[Farmer Sam]

Festive turkey.