Alice Liveing #16 Alice in Weddingland (the Apps still tit)
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JustSmashing
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Not invited to the British Fashion Awards or the Ancient and Brave Christmas party by the looks of things (with whom she’s actually got a partnership). She must be seething/ spiralling!
And she looks so “well preserved” in her headshots. It’s really aging.
And she looks so “well preserved” in her headshots. It’s really aging.
PsychoKitty
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Because she doesn't have any friends.
instaidiotics
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So awkward. Fishing for compliments and attention. NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHICH HEADSHOT YOU USE. Got to be one of the most vain / insecure people on the internet. I don’t think I’m wrong (maybe I am), but I think I can say it’s not your job to look like a vain wax work, it’s to coach and inspire from a fitness perspective.
Farmer Sam
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Those headshots are so devoid of personality. Frozen shiny face, only the white shirt looks half decent, horrible tacky gold jewellery, it’s like she doesn’t know what on earth to go with in terms of a look. Also she looks at least ten years older than she is due to the lack of facial expression. If she tried to be Em the Nutritonist who really CANNOT eat all the food she posts and stay a size 6 any harder she’ll implode.
PsychoKitty
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I thought Sloaney Ponies had died out.
She looks so empty headed in all of them. Nothing at all makes her stand out from a bazillion other frozed faced identikit empty vases all over the internet. Also isn't fitness her thing? Whats with the white shirt and barefeet? What on earth are these 'headshots' for?!
I can't imagine a world where I would upload multiple images of myself and expect people to scroll through them to pick the 'best one'. So self involved its actually mad.
I can't imagine a world where I would upload multiple images of myself and expect people to scroll through them to pick the 'best one'. So self involved its actually mad.
Farmer Sam
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Those headshots scream “moving away from fitness” don’t they. She looks like Sarah Beeney in one of them at the forefront of a house reno , now I bloody love Sarah Beeney but I don’t think she’s Alice’s Desired Look Du Jour.
I agree, but if not fitness then what!?! All her attempts at other things are either copy cat or crap.
DariaJames88
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This is up there with one of her most embarrassing posts. ‘I can’t decide which photo of myself I love the most’?!?!?!
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Just going to leave this here…
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Just going to leave this here…
PsychoKitty
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Chatting1231
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Farmer Sam
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Remember the horror of her wandering around the Olympic village with those extensions in and all curled and frizzy waving her hands about and telling us how much she loved sport?! My cat could have done a better job.
pennypinchpam
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The hands in waistband and pocket pose! What is this that she has concocted. It looks so posed and stupid (the others just look painfully posed, but this one looks so very stupid too).
The smooth shiny face is that weird embalmed look rich people have. “I have enough money to spaff on injectibles to look like I have enough money to spaff on injectibles”. It looks so waxy and weirdly ageing like others have said. She’s like a mid 40s well preserved housewife in those photos.
DariaJames88
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I don’t think the hair helps. My mum has a similar style but she’s in her 60s. She looks like she could be Em’s Mum.
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It’ll only get her so far‘Presenting and media work’thanks to the god mother, not actual talent!
Farmer Sam
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instaidiotics
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Em’s mum. Brilliant. 
Maybe even Em’s mum at Madam Tussauds.
Maybe even Em’s mum at Madam Tussauds.
Greencatfysh
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Em’s mum is a babe too! Alice defo looks the same age as her
DariaJames88
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Oh God you’re right, I feel bad now! I mean Em’s Mum is ageing so well they look like they could be sisters so yes let’s go with Alice could be her mum
