Alfies Irrelevant Deyes of Arrested Development

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So he's tried to dress up nice, but why does he put on a nice suit and then ruin it with a T-shirt underneath? That is not the kind of suit you can get away with wearing a T-shirt under. It needs a proper collared black shirt. And the loafers also don't work with the outfit. They're too shiny. Needs to be a matte shoe to not distract from the statement suit pattern.
 
GossWhore said:
Alfie needs an engagement for engagement lol


Get the ring out for the ladsss!!

Alfonso. You could drag it out for a couple years. Just put a ring on her finger and do clickbait videos every couple months

- "ZOE RING STOLEN" when it's a Zara ring not the engagement one.
- "SETTING A DATE" -- A meeting date not the wedding
- "DRESS DILEMMA" -- Asos sent Zoe the wrong size summer dress nothing about the wedding dress
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:ROFLMAO: You are brilliant.
 
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His new Instagram stories his mannerisms and yelling certain bits at the camera is so obviously him trying to be Ryan Taylor.

He’s so ‘hype’

If you enjoyed him daily vlogging for four full years... wasn’t ever properly daily was it?
 
Yel said:
Looks like they had thousands of pounds of firework's just for the deyes and their employees. That's one way to flaunt your wealth. He watched the display through his phone

Quite poignant to have Pompeii playing in the background,

"And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we love"

"Does it almost feel like
Nothing changed at all?"
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Alfie stop trynna make "send it" Happen!!
 
I’m really upset, somebody has driven into his car and scratched his car apparently. Probably nothing actually damaged. After coincidentally finding the car parked he found the driver and approached them. I’m so upset that he didn’t get decked. He is so naive and lacking street smarts that he actually approached the driver. Alfie could’ve quite easily got the tit kicked out of him in that situation. MORON!
 
Srh1984 said:
He didn’t know what to do? U ring the insurance company. What a waste of 15 instragram stories
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Or the cops. Like a child has the sense to know that when a crime is committed - a hit and run is technically a crime - you get the cops involved. You would need a police report for an insurance claim anyways.

I would actually like to know how this twit made it out of school.
 
Lemonwater said:
Bingo for what they do in there?

• Christmas market but eating only regular food Lile pizza, donuts, etc the most authentic they get is a Belgian waffle
• Dining in some famous/hipster chain restaurant that they can find in England
• Not going to any places by foot but getting Uber everywhere,
• Eating a lot of sweets in bed
• Mark not seeing much of the city instead spending nights
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attempts to buy a big toy/unusable item because it's so sick
 
From The Telegraph

Millionaire YouTuber Alfie Deyes has told of his legal battle with an employee of two years who "stole unbelievable amounts of money".

The 25-year-old boyfriend of fashion and beauty vlogger Zoe "Zoella" Sugg, told Blogosphere, a magazine dedicated to online influencers, that the incident had made him more conscious about trusting other people with his business and brand deals.

With more than five million YouTube subscribers and almost 5.5 million followers on Twitter, Deyes is worth an estimated £4m. As well as making money from lucrative sponsorship deals, a best-selling book series and advertising revenue from YouTube, Deyes has "invested quite heavily in property", and set up a joint talent agency with Sugg called A-Z Creatives.

"A-Z is an umbrella company. It has all of my team in there, all of my girlfriend’s team in there – and then if there’s anything else bigger that we think would utilise the skills of both teams, we can do that too," he told the magazine.

"We’ve got legal, we’ve got finance, we’ve got photographers, designers, assistants, brand partnerships, office managers, social media managers – there are so many skill sets. It’s basically an office full of tonnes of creatives – and anything that we want to do, we’ve got the team to be able to do that."

Reflecting on his legal battle, he said: "I think you’ve got to trust somebody until they give you a reason not to trust them. The positive out of this is that it’s worth paying your head of finance – paying the right team because they’re watching over everything and making sure everything’s in shape."

One of the biggest lessons he has learnt in business, he says, is the importance of hiring professionals rather than doing everything himself. "Two years ago, I would have said 'if you want something done, do it yourself'. I’ve learnt that quote couldn’t be more wrong for me. Am I going to be doing my own tax return? Am I going to do my own legal if I have to do a court case or I’m being sued for something? Am I going to defend myself? I can’t be doing that, so I do have to let go of certain areas."

Deyes began his career making videos aged 15 and is now one of Britain's best-known YouTubers. He owns a £1m, five-bedroom home in Brighton with Sugg, who has herself made millions from endorsement deals, a best-selling line of beauty products and accessories, and her book, Girl Online, which was the fast-selling debut novel of all time.

I should be critical of somebody stealing his money, but I’m so not. Clearly no oversight to anything going on with his finiancial affairs. He says it makes him less trusting, but then says you have to trust until people give you a reason not to. So makes no sense. Also thinks having a well paid finance person will prevent things like this happening. Conveniently ignoring that the finance boss could easily be just as corrupt (many corporate financial scandals that go right to the top of a company, e.g. Tesco).

A-Z Creatives is also not a joint talent agency, it doesn’t have any talent on the books, doesn’t even have a website built last time I checked, and certainly no creative people employed there really.

Also he says about hiring professionals to do accounts or legal etc. rather than doing it himself. As if he at some point thought that he could actually do that himself at any point in time. Makes him sound even more stupid. There is some merit to the idea of doing things himself in business, but legal and accounts are never done by anybody other than lawyers and accountants.

A-Z was also supposed to be about doing it himself, but has a team to do all the work for him. Just load of absolute crap as usual from Alfistotle.
 
STJ_95 said:
From The Telegraph

Millionaire YouTuber Alfie Deyes has told of his legal battle with an employee of two years who "stole unbelievable amounts of money".

The 25-year-old boyfriend of fashion and beauty vlogger Zoe "Zoella" Sugg, told Blogosphere, a magazine dedicated to online influencers, that the incident had made him more conscious about trusting other people with his business and brand deals.

With more than five million YouTube subscribers and almost 5.5 million followers on Twitter, Deyes is worth an estimated £4m. As well as making money from lucrative sponsorship deals, a best-selling book series and advertising revenue from YouTube, Deyes has "invested quite heavily in property", and set up a joint talent agency with Sugg called A-Z Creatives.

"A-Z is an umbrella company. It has all of my team in there, all of my girlfriend’s team in there – and then if there’s anything else bigger that we think would utilise the skills of both teams, we can do that too," he told the magazine.

"We’ve got legal, we’ve got finance, we’ve got photographers, designers, assistants, brand partnerships, office managers, social media managers – there are so many skill sets. It’s basically an office full of tonnes of creatives – and anything that we want to do, we’ve got the team to be able to do that."

Reflecting on his legal battle, he said: "I think you’ve got to trust somebody until they give you a reason not to trust them. The positive out of this is that it’s worth paying your head of finance – paying the right team because they’re watching over everything and making sure everything’s in shape."

One of the biggest lessons he has learnt in business, he says, is the importance of hiring professionals rather than doing everything himself. "Two years ago, I would have said 'if you want something done, do it yourself'. I’ve learnt that quote couldn’t be more wrong for me. Am I going to be doing my own tax return? Am I going to do my own legal if I have to do a court case or I’m being sued for something? Am I going to defend myself? I can’t be doing that, so I do have to let go of certain areas."

Deyes began his career making videos aged 15 and is now one of Britain's best-known YouTubers. He owns a £1m, five-bedroom home in Brighton with Sugg, who has herself made millions from endorsement deals, a best-selling line of beauty products and accessories, and her book, Girl Online, which was the fast-selling debut novel of all time.

I should be critical of somebody stealing his money, but I’m so not. Clearly no oversight to anything going on with his finiancial affairs. He says it makes him less trusting, but then says you have to trust until people give you a reason not to. So makes no sense. Also thinks having a well paid finance person will prevent things like this happening. Conveniently ignoring that the finance boss could easily be just as corrupt (many corporate financial scandals that go right to the top of a company, e.g. Tesco).

A-Z Creatives is also not a joint talent agency, it doesn’t have any talent on the books, doesn’t even have a website built last time I checked, and certainly no creative people employed there really.

Also he says about hiring professionals to do accounts or legal etc. rather than doing it himself. As if he at some point thought that he could actually do that himself at any point in time. Makes him sound even more stupid. There is some merit to the idea of doing things himself in business, but legal and accounts are never done by anybody other than lawyers and accountants.

A-Z was also supposed to be about doing it himself, but has a team to do all the work for him. Just load of absolute crap as usual from Alfistotle.
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Isn’t having your own team doing it yourself instead of people hired from someone else lol
 
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  • Alfie is trynna switch up his vlog in this one with animated texts -- he prob thinks its a good idea because gf, Zoe are tagged so maybe he can gain more subs -- I THINK THE duck NOT
  • He narrates the intro "November 5 is one of gf fav days of the year" but then goes "2016 Nala was scared of the fireworks so Zoe stayed in to look after her, 2017 I woke up ill which meant no fireworks for us, 2018 we went to Dubai "
  • "No fireworks for 3 years" -- such a wawa baby
  • "Until I came up with this idea this morning" --- lazy deyes strikes again
  • LOL he received an email for ZOES LAUNCH on Sat 26 Nov fro 6pm to 11pm, which is at THEIR HOUSE looool -- your bf is on the pr list? Just TELL HIM
  • Btw I find it weird as the "ultimate hostess" Zoe sent an email and not an invite in the PR box
  • He looked up F1 PYRO -- one of the best in the country (I know them very well)
  • Instead of calling F1 PYRO, and anyone else he needed to contact -- he TEXTS them?? Seems unprofessional
  • Oh god he is on the phone to Zoe as he looks for an outfit "How INNN is everyone going on outfits??? Is everyone going INNNN, how INNNN"??? --- he always sounds cringy
  • Alfie held a toast -- some people looked wayyy too excited like he was proposing LOOOOOOOL
  • I think even Zoe was secretly hoping
  • Playing Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody- "Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?"
  • Then Bastille, Pompeii - "I was left to my own devicesMany days fell away with nothing to show" -- the irony of both lyrics
  • I won't lie - it was cute, HOWEVER I know Afl done it 80% for Youtube, 20% for Zoe
 
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