Alfies Irrelevant Deyes of Arrested Development

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Bingo for what they do in there?

• Christmas market but eating only regular food Lile pizza, donuts, etc the most authentic they get is a Belgian waffle
• Dining in some famous/hipster chain restaurant that they can find in England
• Not going to any places by foot but getting Uber everywhere,
• Eating a lot of sweets in bed
• Mark not seeing much of the city instead spending nights
 
Lemonwater said:
Bingo for what they do in there?

• Christmas market but eating only regular food Lile pizza, donuts, etc the most authentic they get is a Belgian waffle
• Dining in some famous/hipster chain restaurant that they can find in England
• Not going to any places by foot but getting Uber everywhere,
• Eating a lot of sweets in bed
• Mark not seeing much of the city instead spending nights
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Spending nights in*
 
Describing buildings of outstanding architectural beauty as “Instagram goals” but making no effort to learn anything else about them.

Some incredibly basic - and likely inaccurate- observation of a difference between Belgium and the UK.

In a similar vein , a very long convoluted and uneccesary explanation of the one hour time difference. Zoe skips at least one evening meal out due to migraine or god forbid ‘jet lag.’
 
They get an obscene amount of food for a takeaway with a huge amount of single-use plastic. Forgetting that he said how much he didn't like plastic, despite living off takeaways and ready meals - even quinoa and mashed potato is too much work to boil when you can get it pre-made.
 
They play drinking games one night (except for Zoe and Poppy - maybe Mark if Zoe keeps him on a leash) - either in the Airbnb or at a bar - and try to act like total lads.
 
Lemonwater said:
Bingo for what they do in there?

• Christmas market but eating only regular food Lile pizza, donuts, etc the most authentic they get is a Belgian waffle
• Dining in some famous/hipster chain restaurant that they can find in England
• Not going to any places by foot but getting Uber everywhere,
• Eating a lot of sweets in bed
• Mark not seeing much of the city instead spending nights
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Jokes on them there is no Uber and their aren't really any famous hipster restaurants. Bruges is lovely, but very much stuck in the past, I look forward to seeing how savage Froggo will try to make it out to be
 
Alfie needs an engagement for engagement lol


Get the ring out for the ladsss!!

Alfonso. You could drag it out for a couple years. Just put a ring on her finger and do clickbait videos every couple months

- "ZOE RING STOLEN" when it's a Zara ring not the engagement one.
- "SETTING A DATE" -- A meeting date not the wedding
- "DRESS DILEMMA" -- Asos sent Zoe the wrong size summer dress nothing about the wedding dress
 
GossWhore said:
Alfie needs an engagement for engagement lol


Get the ring out for the ladsss!!

Alfonso. You could drag it out for a couple years. Just put a ring on her finger and do clickbait videos every couple months

- "ZOE RING STOLEN" when it's a Zara ring not the engagement one.
- "SETTING A DATE" -- A meeting date not the wedding
- "DRESS DILEMMA" -- Asos sent Zoe the wrong size summer dress nothing about the wedding dress
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:ROFLMAO: this post made me choke on my drink.
 
Looks like they had thousands of pounds of firework's just for the deyes and their employees. That's one way to flaunt your wealth. He watched the display through his phone

Quite poignant to have Pompeii playing in the background,

"And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we love"

"Does it almost feel like
Nothing changed at all?"
 

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Yel said:
Looks like they had thousands of pounds of firework's just for the deyes and their employees. That's one way to flaunt your wealth. He watched the display through his phone

Quite poignant to have Pompeii playing in the background,

"And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we love"

"Does it almost feel like
Nothing changed at all?"
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Quite licheerallly (literally) burning money.

Wouldn’t suprise me if he got them as a brand deal tbh
 
Yeah i wouldn't be surprised if the "boyfriend surprised me with fireworks" was absolutely nothing to do with Alfie other than him letting the team in and just sorted and paid for by the zoella brand.

Doubt they were really a surprise, hasn't he been watching jake paul? All this fake staged content is so over.
 
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