Alfies Irrelevant Deyes of Arrested Development
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StephenTJackson
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Alfie flat out admitted in Marcus’ video that he would only film maybe “23 minutes” of his day and then post 20. He hasn’t changed his editing habits, he just cannot be arsed to do his job. You’d think with his channels all dying, he would start to give a tit and at least attempt to show his audience he cares (after all they are why he has all those nice things and all that money), but no. He just spouts lies that make it seem like he cares and actually works when it could not be further from the truth.
So Alfie thinks he's a success? I wonder what, in his tiny mind, he thinks he's talented and successful at?
He's a mundance vlogger, who's known through his girlfriend, that he treats pretty badly. His editing skills are non existent, his content is bland.
He's lucky he's not in America, it's much harder to succeed there with zero talent.
That thumbnail cracks me! I liked the one posted with the cookies, he looked so gormless lol
He's wrong though, we don't like being ripped off by con artists. Some of these you-tubers are the modern day snake oil salesmen.
Pardon us for seeing through your bs. lol.
Btw there's a ton of British people I do admire and cheerlead for, but they are decent, talented people. They do a lot for charity and have ethical businesses. They started from scratch usually, and sell good products. Sorry people don't give you a fanfare for your idiotic fodder, Alfie!
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Such a YouTuber thing to say - notice how they all love to criticise the press too. Because they can’t take hearing it as it is. People in the public eye are supposed to have thick skins! The YouTuber is the exception- they are ludicrously sensitive - probably because deep down they know their career is built on nonsense
I feel a bit sorry for Alfie.
How can you make a living staring at yourself and listening to yourself on repeat, for years!
and yet have no conscious knowledge of your own character, zero self awareness ?
He’s created a character. One half of YouTube’s “Zalfie”
And I doubt he’s ever really done anything outside of his YouTube bubble.
His safety net with Nala, Zoe, his mum, sister & co.
He’s buying into the hype and attention he gets from 14 year olds on Twitter.
Marcus is a twit, but I think some part of him knows he’s a twit ? I think his relationship with Steffi has made him grow up a bit, he’s putting real effort into that relationship, learning a new language to communicate with her family and friends, going to stay with her while she was in hospital, taking care of her after, talking about and planning the future like an adult.
Alfie still acts like if someone said the world sex out loud he’d giggle and whisper “boobs” with his mates like they just heard a dirty word.
God love Zoe.
At least she always has pizza.
How can you make a living staring at yourself and listening to yourself on repeat, for years!
and yet have no conscious knowledge of your own character, zero self awareness ?
He’s created a character. One half of YouTube’s “Zalfie”
And I doubt he’s ever really done anything outside of his YouTube bubble.
His safety net with Nala, Zoe, his mum, sister & co.
He’s buying into the hype and attention he gets from 14 year olds on Twitter.
Marcus is a twit, but I think some part of him knows he’s a twit ? I think his relationship with Steffi has made him grow up a bit, he’s putting real effort into that relationship, learning a new language to communicate with her family and friends, going to stay with her while she was in hospital, taking care of her after, talking about and planning the future like an adult.
Alfie still acts like if someone said the world sex out loud he’d giggle and whisper “boobs” with his mates like they just heard a dirty word.
God love Zoe.
At least she always has pizza.
Imagine him working a regular job and sending his manager these types of emails:
Sorry it’s taking longer to edit than I thought (even though I’ve been doing this for the past 8 years and should know better).
He wouldn’t last a week.
GossWhore
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Honestly. Take British Idris Elba voted most sexy man in 2018. Succeeding in life. You don't think I am clapping??? Elba worked fucked hard to get to where he is. Hee deserves it. Alfie can duck off.
As an American I find it to be true though lmao
The culture in the UK is completely different than here concerning the success of others.
I find even the threads about British youtubers vs their US counterparts have a complete different energy.
GossWhore
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You must of never stepped foot on lipstick alley. Noone is safe.
I go on lipstick alley often. They’re an outlier lmao
GossWhore
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LSA is where all my American friends hang. When I lived in the States I learnt about US YouTubers and LSA simultaneously. Fun times.
All the communities are toxic. But I gotta give it to my Americans yall are at least giving us different content. Number 1 Brit Zoella has been showing us the same Autumnal look since 2014 and favourite videos. We over it. We can't clap for basic witch behaviour no more.
StephenTJackson
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They aren’t even doing anything in Dubai! ??
Alfie says they got a free upgrade for the room - the whole trip is an #ad, they got paid for it, everything is free!
Zoe only interested in the room service menu though, straight away into the room Zoe has eyes on it. They ordered, Alfie got two meals as always, Zoe got steak and chips - no I’m only joking, obviously she ordered pizza and mash potato (that’s a duck tonne of carbs).
Alfie says they aren’t doing any of the usual skydiving, jet skiing, sand dune driving stuff every other YouTuber #ad video features, they are just there for food and to relax. So they are doing sod all in Dubai basically, just like at home. Obviously couldn’t expect Zoe to actually do something on holiday beyond eating pizza.
Alfie says he doesn’t want to film much, just wants to enjoy the holiday, conveniently forgetting to mention he has to film because that is presumably the terms of the #ad, but “forgot” his drone but has other cameras. Half-arsing it as usual.
Half arsed editing as usual, doing a room tour, Zoe is getting changed at one point so covers camera with hand, but doesn’t edit that bit out.
His vile Gucci sliders gave him blisters while at the beach - serves him right.
At dinner, Zoe laughs when Alfie says the phrase “blows off”, obviously she’s never blown Alfie off if she thinks that phrase in a non-sexual context is funny. Such a mature 28year old boss lady.
And of course what would a dinner be without a pack of cards to play card games as opposed to talking to each other. What an absolute joke. I’ve never played card games when out for dinner. Utterly tragic.
Alfie says they got a free upgrade for the room - the whole trip is an #ad, they got paid for it, everything is free!
Zoe only interested in the room service menu though, straight away into the room Zoe has eyes on it. They ordered, Alfie got two meals as always, Zoe got steak and chips - no I’m only joking, obviously she ordered pizza and mash potato (that’s a duck tonne of carbs).
Alfie says they aren’t doing any of the usual skydiving, jet skiing, sand dune driving stuff every other YouTuber #ad video features, they are just there for food and to relax. So they are doing sod all in Dubai basically, just like at home. Obviously couldn’t expect Zoe to actually do something on holiday beyond eating pizza.
Alfie says he doesn’t want to film much, just wants to enjoy the holiday, conveniently forgetting to mention he has to film because that is presumably the terms of the #ad, but “forgot” his drone but has other cameras. Half-arsing it as usual.
Half arsed editing as usual, doing a room tour, Zoe is getting changed at one point so covers camera with hand, but doesn’t edit that bit out.
His vile Gucci sliders gave him blisters while at the beach - serves him right.
At dinner, Zoe laughs when Alfie says the phrase “blows off”, obviously she’s never blown Alfie off if she thinks that phrase in a non-sexual context is funny. Such a mature 28year old boss lady.
And of course what would a dinner be without a pack of cards to play card games as opposed to talking to each other. What an absolute joke. I’ve never played card games when out for dinner. Utterly tragic.
thenomad
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At this point their minions have to expect that Zalfie can go to the most amazing and beautiful places in the world but all they're going to see is the hotel room and maybe a glimpse of the pool (but not to swim in, just to pose) at best. Who the eff goes to Dubai for pizza. Can she try to change it up once in a while? Would it kill her? Why do they even bother to be a couple if they can't even stand spending time with each other without the presence of their phone or a pack of cards covering their faces.
So when did Princess Zoe start getting sick in Alfie's vlog? Or did the 'raging flu' come on suddenly as they are leaving back to the U.K., coincidentally the same time where Zoe has to face reality of her dismal book sales and the scathing reviews she's been receiving.
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Alfie: Which ones are your favorites *picks two* these two are mine
Zoe: Bounty and Mars (the two candies left)
Alfie: Eyyy perfect.. *high fives her girlfriend*
Zoe: That's why we're perfect
Alfie: *awkward laugh* criiinge (he actually says the word out loud)
She's kinda cringy and corny but he treats her like dirt.
Awkwardly laughing when saying "cringe" to something your girlfriend just said and trying to be the "cool" one is actually cringy.
At this point, I respect her less for not leaving him.WHY is she with such a tool? He's not a smart, good-looking, kind or genuinely a good person...
“We over it. We can't clap for basic witch behaviour no more.”
@GossWhore
I’ve never had a comment speak to my soul as much as this ???
The trip was a spon? don’t they need to declare it on screen somewhere and not just in the description, I know the rules are all over the place maybe it’s different with a vlog but I’m sure they had to declare it in the actual vlog not just in small text in the drop down description, I’m only 5 min in mind ?
Correct me if I’m wrong anyone! ?
“I wish I’d brought my drone”
Dubai is very strict regarding drones, you are required to have a registered drone with the local and federal aviation authorities, furthermore you require prior permission before flying from the aviation authorities. In addition to this Dubai has very strict privacy rules and regulations.
Fuuck off Alfie...
@GossWhore
I’ve never had a comment speak to my soul as much as this ???
The trip was a spon? don’t they need to declare it on screen somewhere and not just in the description, I know the rules are all over the place maybe it’s different with a vlog but I’m sure they had to declare it in the actual vlog not just in small text in the drop down description, I’m only 5 min in mind ?
Correct me if I’m wrong anyone! ?
“I wish I’d brought my drone”
Dubai is very strict regarding drones, you are required to have a registered drone with the local and federal aviation authorities, furthermore you require prior permission before flying from the aviation authorities. In addition to this Dubai has very strict privacy rules and regulations.
Fuuck off Alfie...
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Of course Dubai have strict drone use due to privacy, don't want it to catch things they'd rather not get evidence of .. ugh creepy country.
And yep I agree, that quote from @GossWhore sums up my bent towards them too, I'd just throw a money grubbing in there for good measure!
I really wish i hadn't seen that clip with the chocolates, I'd forgotten all about zoe's cankles.
And yep I agree, that quote from @GossWhore sums up my bent towards them too, I'd just throw a money grubbing in there for good measure!
I really wish i hadn't seen that clip with the chocolates, I'd forgotten all about zoe's cankles.
GossWhore
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I love being cited lol
But honestly. It's 2018. Alfie expects applause for just uploading when we have smaller BETTER YouTubers working a day job, YouTube and raising a family
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