Alfies Irrelevant Deyes of Arrested Development

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boredjess said:
what's a PounAlessblog calendar

what's this? he's emitting special power from crouch?View attachment 1905 q
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It looks like a constipated pose imo. I mean nothing screams like a powerful pose like going to the toilet. Also love how they made the silhouettes bigger than he really is. He wishes he was that beefed up.

I spent longer than I should have trying to decipher his logo even though I know his channel is called Pointless Blog. Why did he even approve it? It looks nothing like Pointless. I can't stop seeing PounAless now. :ROFLMAO:
 
thenomad said:
It looks like a constipated pose imo. I mean nothing screams like a powerful pose like going to the toilet. Also love how they made the silhouettes bigger than he really is. He wishes he was that beefed up.

I spent longer than I should have trying to decipher his logo even though I know his channel is called Pointless Blog. Why did he even approve it? It looks nothing like Pointless. I can't stop seeing PounAless now. :ROFLMAO:
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It honestly looks like a child’s scribble, or somebody trying to sign for a parcel on one of those really awful little computer things delivery drivers have.
 
STJ_95 said:
Just seen his new teeth on his vlog, they look really awful. I really hate veneers because they look so fake, and everyone who has them looks to have the same teeth. He would’ve done better by just sticking with Invisalign.

Those cookies looked tit, and he said Zoe bakes “all the time”, and I died laughing. Zoe bakes once a year, she just buys all the gear to pretend. We saw all the out of date stuff in her vlog.
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He got veneers OMG lol I need to go look haha What a vain little twonk he is !!

Oh dear! why does he struggle to talk properly with them? It's almost as though they are false teeth haha They're also overly white and so uniform it now looks like he has an over bite.

Idk he just seems to be fighting with his own mouth as he talks !

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Those two baby fangs are gone forever

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Not sure what he can do with the rest of his face. or Personality.

I remember a friend chatting with Leigh Francis who's actually really nice irl apparently, she was outside a dentist in London and saw him coming out and made a joke about him getting veneers and he just his teeth aren't perfect but he'd never get plastic surgery or veneers as keeping it real is important and he'd feel a right nob if he went down that path. and true to his word he hasn't changed a thing. What a breath of fresh air.

I love how at 14 seconds his tongue whips around his teeth as if to say 'wtf are these' LOL
 
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emmer_mo said:
This is all so terrible yet again! I bet in a year Alfie won't be an online presence.
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They're decline is slow yet steady, it's like watching a bug die really slowly it's horrible I wish they'd get on with it and disappear.

marzia almost managed it thankfully, so there's hope for us yet. (she's still managing to blind side fans with rip off prices of her crappy pots and shite on her website and is advertising it on her socials) These people need to just disappear, or completely change.
 
GossWhore said:
So his new video is "Real & Honest Talk with Marcus Butler"

The video is out of sync at parts
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Two different podcast episodes types, does he not realise that a podcast needs to be the same format every week. Not two different things. This is the reason it isn’t on a podcast app - he hasn’t actually made a podcast. He’s just doing longform content that bores viewers to tears.
 
Marcus in the video is being honest -- saying videos he did like the deep fried videos he hated then and now. He did it for the money. Saying it's hit him financially. But he's happier.
Alfie probably felt uncomfortable saying tit like "ohh but your content wasn't for older people". Which is hypocritical since he's always banging on about he's views being mostly over 18.

I rolled my eyes when Alfie said he's like Marcus and has changed his content. No. You have just become lazy. Marcus does not daily vlog full stop. You daily vlog when you can be bothered.

Kinda telling that Alfie asked Marcus if he buffed up, tattoos etc to show he's changed/an adult. Marcus said no. That is what Alfie did. But he's still a child.

Marcus is telling Alfie home truths "I know a lot of YouTubers who aren't happy with their content but are stuck or don't know how to evolve it".

Alfie said when he dropped daily vlogging he didn't know what you do. Marcus said experiment. He highlighted that they aren't 16/17 anymore.

Marcus is legit making Alfie uncomfortable "yeah you be smashing it...can be financially comfortable...buy a new car...But what does that mean"??

Btw this video was filmed before Louise did a video with Marcus. Louise video was 3 October 2018!! Lazy Alfie strikes again.

Marcus won a YouTuber competition at 18/19 and invested that money into property. Go Marcus! Alfie then tries to shame his friends saying "some of my friends didn't know about mortgages" like he's so bleeping smart.

Alfie talking about Marcus having kids soon is funny since they've only together like 2 years. Marcus said maybe when Steffi is 27 however its up to her since it will affect her career. How old is Zoe again?? Lol.
Slyly think Alfie wants kids at 30. So Zoe you're fucked!

Let's end there.

Marcus filmed -- What's it like being in a public relationship?
 
It's embarrassing when Marcus is showing you up.

At least Marcus has come to some self realisations, even if he isn't been honest about the journey to get him there. He only stopped doing the basic challenge videos as people stopped watching it and his current videos are mostly just bottom feeding stuff commenting on trends such a Jake Paul and Shane Dawson to hoover up views.
 
GossWhore said:
Marcus in the video is being honest -- saying videos he did like the deep fried videos he hated then and now. He did it for the money. Saying it's hit him financially. But he's happier.
Alfie probably felt uncomfortable saying tit like "ohh but your content wasn't for older people". Which is hypocritical since he's always banging on about he's views being mostly over 18.

I rolled my eyes when Alfie said he's like Marcus and has changed his content. No. You have just become lazy. Marcus does not daily vlog full stop. You daily vlog when you can be bothered.

Kinda telling that Alfie asked Marcus if he buffed up, tattoos etc to show he's changed/an adult. Marcus said no. That is what Alfie did. But he's still a child.

Marcus is telling Alfie home truths "I know a lot of YouTubers who aren't happy with their content but are stuck or don't know how to evolve it".

Alfie said when he dropped daily vlogging he didn't know what you do. Marcus said experiment. He highlighted that they aren't 16/17 anymore.

Marcus is legit making Alfie uncomfortable "yeah you be smashing it...can be financially comfortable...buy a new car...But what does that mean"??

Btw this video was filmed before Louise did a video with Marcus. Louise video was 3 October 2018!! Lazy Alfie strikes again.

Marcus won a YouTuber competition at 18/19 and invested that money into property. Go Marcus! Alfie then tries to shame his friends saying "some of my friends didn't know about mortgages" like he's so bleeping smart.

Alfie talking about Marcus having kids soon is funny since they've only together like 2 years. Marcus said maybe when Steffi is 27 however its up to her since it will affect her career. How old is Zoe again?? Lol.
Slyly think Alfie wants kids at 30. So Zoe you're fucked!

Let's end there.

Marcus filmed -- What's it like being in a public relationship?
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At the end, talking about 10years time what will they be doing, Marcus at least thought about kids and Steffi, Alfie was straight up like he had no idea, not even the slightest thought of Zoe, marriage and children. He so wants out.
 
In the video with Marcus, they talked about Sourced Box, the venture between Marcus and Niomi, they could’ve at least mentioned her by name.

Has been writing longform content e.g. films and TV shows (bit like Jim), but I’m sure it will be awful stuff given Marcus has always seemed to be the blandest lad of the “Brit Crew” to me.

On the topic of personal happiness, Marcus mentions Steffi, Alfie somehow thinks that’s hilarious, presumably because his relatonship with Zoe doesn’t make him happy and is entirely a business deal.

Marcus has got himself an office, but does actually seem interested in working in it, unlike Alfie in any of his three offices has never really worked in any of them.

Alfie doesn’t say anything about Zoe, marriage or kids in his future 10 years from now. He makes it so obvious he is disinterested in a future with Zoe.

I also found it really odd how given they’ve spent all these years in front of a camera they haven’t learnt to speak well, lots of umming and aahing, like, so, I mean. They are not well spoken. Also Marcus seems to be completely devoid of personality of life, his voice just seemed flat and dead. He never had much personality in his heyday, only having his arse going for him, not sure he has much arse on him these days.
 
jammy said:
Was Marcus throwing some shade when he said, " You had the stress of a flooded property and filming a... inflatable something video".
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Think they were both shading each other about the shite content, Alfie mentioning the deep fried food thing. Both went through periods of making shite for 9year olds, all that daily stuff for MoreMarcus and all that God awful “DIY Deyes” shite to pad out empty daily vlogs for Alfie.
 
Yel said:
I bet he just couldn't be assed to do any "work" and wanted to do something else.

Which is fine to a certain extent, but it's the fact he never seems to be honest with his audience.
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He's always told viewers editing daily blogs takes about 10minutes because he doesn't watch them through, I doubt he is changing the habit of a lifetime for the Dubai blogs really.
 
“It’ll be worth it” -
Will it though ? Or will it be the exact same stuff we’ve seen every Youtuber -inclduding Alfie - post before?
Diving in the aquarium one day , jet skis another. A trip to the desert. A look around that hideous gaudy suite rhat costs the earth. Many fancy meals . Some very bland looking stage show. The big mall. The high tower. What else?
 
STJ_95 said:
He's always told viewers editing daily blogs takes about 10minutes because he doesn't watch them through, I doubt he is changing the habit of a lifetime for the Dubai blogs really.
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Yep there's so little care and attention to them I dont for a second beleive he's being honest about the reason they aren't being released on top.

You guys are making me want to watch watch this podcast with all the obvious clangers. But I just cant with this thumbnail, how can he be so bad at something that is so easy and vital for YouTube that he's been doing for years?

He needs a Photoshop for dummies book or maybe he could watch pewdiepies tutorial on how to do a thumbnail, he needs the help.
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